Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    The stock market is a middle class haven. Learn something new every day.
     
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  2. BP

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  3. Lyrtch

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    belongs in lefty thread but i'm lazy

     
  4. Josey Wales

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    But he worked so hard for every dollar, I can totally see why taking away employee healthcare would be a priority.
     
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  5. bertwing

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  6. Josey Wales

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    That thread has someone who posts largest gains, too. Lots are trumps...so basically, there has been a ton of volatility.

    Was there some technology revolution i missed? Lol can’t wait for the impending recession with all the fuckery that has caused these erratic cycles.
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    That's just too funny
     
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  8. Homo Erectus

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    Or that Brooks is from Oklahoma and Barry Sanders played @ Oklahoma St
     
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  9. indeed

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    I was 11 when Reagan assumed office, this is really creepy.

    You sound like the kind of guy that would pal around with Sandusky.
     
  10. indeed

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    Hopefully he catches it.

     
  11. bro

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    Garth is pretty lib iirc
     
  12. The Banks

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    Then, Brooks tipped his political hand further. "We can't thank the Obamas enough for serving this country," Brooks says. "And may God hold Trump's hand in the decisions that he makes in this country's name as well."
     
  13. indeed

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    Immigration hoax?

    So basically what’s going to happen is they are going to suppress testing for COVID so it appears there are no cases. and when there’s a surge of olds getting hospitalized and dying from UR illness, they are going to insist it’s just a wave of regular pneumonia.

     
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  14. joe-

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    indeed wasn’t cumming by 11 what a repressed little man this explains so much
     
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  15. joe-

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  16. southlick

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  17. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    aaaaand NATO will now be worthless
     
  18. BWC

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    Might actually be good to confirm it out in the open since it's been on the steady path to worthlessness for 3+ years.
     
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  19. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    He wore it while playing at Ford Field in Detroit...
     
  20. Doc Louis

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    Congrats on finding out where the money in 401K's goes.
     
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  21. BudKilmer

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    He and his stooges will definitely try to squeeze the cdc, make it look like it’s not as bad here, but if global supply chains are breaking and the pandemic is international, how much can he really do to goose the Dow?
     
  22. BudKilmer

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  23. Tug

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    Do you believe middle class Americans with 401ks are actually impacted by daily changes in the stock market?
     
  24. indeed

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    He can’t, but the gaslighting from that we’ll be subjected to from him and Pence is going to be pathetic.
     
  25. VaxRule

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    Whatever was attacked was attacked in Syria and not Turkey right? I dint know that NATO obligates us to support a member country’s military adventurism outside of its own borders.
     
  26. IrishLAX2

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    It’s pretty disingenuous on both gains and losses to look at numerical values instead of percentages. The bigger the number is, the bigger the gains and losses will tend to be.
     
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  27. IV

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    this is all cult member behavior
     
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  28. Doc Louis

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    Yes. People's retirement funds can be impacted by the stock market.
     
  29. BP

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  30. Tug

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    Two things:

    So you’re worried about a 30 (est) year horizon without taking into account dollar cost averaging

    A robust social safety net would alleviate the retirement stress that occurred when the government and private industry collaborated to force “individual responsibility” for retirement into the stock market.

    Arguing that the stock market in any way benefits “middle class” America is a non-starter.
     
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  31. Doc Louis

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    Quit being a dumbass.
     
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  32. Tug

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    Suck my dick
     
  33. ohbluefan

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    Hope all the boomers think the latest coronavirus and market correction are more fake news.

    Go ahead and put you retirement in high risk stock, lick handrails....own the libs!!!!
     
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  34. Doc Louis

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    Your opinion and shitty post about dollar cost averaging was a terrible fucking take and shows how out of touch with reality you are. Sorry to break it to you but there are middle class Americans who do invest via plans like 401k's and 403b's. Trying to create an argument isn't making you look smarter about it.
     
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  35. chuckmasterflex

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  36. BudKilmer

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  37. Where Eagles Dare

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  38. NCHusker

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    Gaddamn
     
  39. Tug

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    Yet you can’t disprove either of my points. No one is arguing that Americans do not have money in 401ks or 403bs. The point is that the amount of that money is insignificant and not impacted by day to day swings in the market.

    Keep clutching your pearls but please don’t stop sucking my dick
     
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  40. chuckmasterflex

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    “Well, the president can’t control the stock market.”
     
  41. cutig

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    This is Obamas fault
     
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  42. Mister Me Too

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    No, it’s Bernie’s fault now.
     
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  43. Truman

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  44. Andy Reocho

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    What was this
     
  46. Andy Reocho

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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    Basically stocks market going poorly
     
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  48. The B1G Kucktis

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    A real shame.
     
  49. HoosDaMan

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    Praying for Big Don and his bad heart.
     
  50. Truman

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