CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Simon Templar

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    I think I may have had it too. Think also my wife and son. I work in the field of infection prevention and the second case in the US was in Chicago. Dealt with plenty of shit that weeks and multiple contacts with people in and around the situation. Mid February the house goes down with a couple days of high fevers (103°+) and lasting coughs. Pretty much we all stayed in for 10 days because of how it hit and ran through us all. Son was hit the least and my wife and I got it the worst.

    probably nothing but seasonal flu but a lot lined up to what we know now.
     
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  2. Vince Benedict

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    Myself I'd probably pull them out one by one and quarantine when and if they show symptoms and if the number got to 58,000 then so be it.

    Well I feel like a real horses patoot right about now.
     
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    I’m sure it was regional. Born in ‘89, if you sneezed into your hands during class you had to get up and wash your hands (elbow to turn on the faucet, of course). This was only 20 years ago.
     
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    Born in '85, I just remember being told to sneeze/cough into your shirt or cover your mouth someway somehow to help keep everyone else from getting sick. Some how down south people didn't get this memo as this wasn't common practice when we moved to Texas from Illinois when I was younger. Got sick more times down south because of dipshit's spreading germs like savages. So I definitely think its regional thing.
     
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    We also learned sneezing into the inside of your shirt. If you sneezed into your hands you’d get an audible “gross” from someone.
     
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    Well this is some wild shit.
     
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    Born in 78 cough/sneeze into your hands, then wash.
     
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    "Not allowed to test." What?

    "Patients return to work because they can't take time off w/out a firm diagnosis." Bullshit.
     
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    This is apparently true (the first part). The CDC is the one with the tests and they don’t have many so they’re being very selective on who is tested. Trying to ramp up production of test kits now.
     
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    Employee: “I have a 103 degree fever, a cough, and shortness of breath. I won’t make it in today”

    Employer: “Do you have a firm diagnosis?”

    Employee: “No”

    Employer: “See ya at 2!”
     
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    Here's Every New Coronavirus Case Reported in the U.S. Over the Past 24 Hours
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    A room in the first of 18 modular four-room housing units being prepared for COVID-19 patients in King County, Washington on a site in White Center, just outside of Seattle, on March 3, 2020.
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    The U.S. reported 21 new coronavirus cases during the past 24 hours, as the number of infected continues to climb. At least nine people have died from COVID-19 in the U.S., all in the state of Washington, and there are currently at least 129 cases of the disease across the country, according to an online tracker maintained by John Hopkins University.

    The U.S. lost valuable time after the Centers For Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) sent out faulty tests for COVID-19 in the first week of February. As a result, local health officials have struggled to properly test for the virus, and they’re currently trying to play catch-up. For example, just 12 people have been tested for coronavirus in New York City as of Tuesday at noon.

    The CDC still won’t say what went wrong with the faulty tests, but the federal government promises there will be at least 1 million tests available by the end of the week. Health experts caution that such a number is highly unlikely, but that the number of cases is likely to grow considerably as the country expands testing.

    The breakdown for new cases across the U.S. over the past 24 hours appears below.

    California (5 New Cases)
    Berkeley

    The city of Berkeley, California announced its first case of the coronavirus on Tuesday in a patient who returned from Italy on February 23. The patient “largely stayed at home” since getting back from Italy, according to a press release from the city, and the patient is currently isolated at home. The patient has no known connection to the University of California-Berkeley, according to an announcement posted online by the school.

    Los Angeles

    Health officials at Kaiser Permanente in West Los Angeles announced a new case of the novel coronavirus late Tuesday night, but the hospital refused to disclose any more details about the patient, including their travel history and age.

    “Kaiser Permanente is overseeing the care of a coronavirus patient who is home in self-isolation and being treated on an outpatient basis. We are in touch with and monitoring the patient,” the company said in a statement obtained by the Los Angeles Times.

    Orange County

    Orange County, California announced its first two cases of coronavirus on Tuesday, described as a man in his 60s and a woman in her 30s. Both patients had a history of travel to countries with widespread transmission of the virus, but health officials did not specify which countries. Iran, South Korea, and Italy all have seen the largest number of cases outside of China.

    “The more you look for something, the more likely you are to find it,” Dr. Nichole Quick, Orange County Health Officer, said in a statement. “Now that our Public Health Laboratory is able to perform COVID-19 testing, we expect to see more cases here in Orange County.”

    Placer County

    Health officials in Placer County, California announced a new coronavirus patient overnight, the second in the region. The new patient is elderly and reportedly “critically ill,” according to a press release posted online by the county. Close contacts of the patient are being isolated and monitored.

    The patient was on board a Princess cruise ship that departed from San Francisco to Mexico last month and was traveling from February 11-21. A coronavirus case in Sonoma County that was confirmed by the California Department of Public Health on Monday is associated with the same cruise ship.

    Placer County have announced a local emergency, freeing up resources for health workers in the region.

    “We expect to see additional cases in coming days, including cases of community spread, not linked to travel,” Placer County Health Officer Dr. Aimee Sisson said in a statement. “We are declaring these emergencies today so we will be able to activate and deploy resources to adequately respond to an increase in cases.”

    The county’s first patient was a health care worker with “mild symptoms” who worked at NorthBay VacaValley Hospital, according to the Sacramento Bee.

    Florida (1 New Case)
    Tampa

    Health officials in Florida announced the state’s third case of the novel coronavirus on Tuesday, the sister of a 29-year-old woman who recently traveled to Italy. The first and second patients were announced on March 1, a man in Manatee County with no travel history to countries with widespread cases, and a woman in Hillsborough county who had traveled to Italy.

    Health officials announced that 247 people in Florida are being monitored for the virus and dozens of test results are still pending as of Tuesday night. Florida can currently test for coronavirus at three state labs in Tampa, Jacksonville and Miami, but the governor would like to expand that dramatically.

    “Eventually, we’d want to get those tests in the health care facilities. The problem is, it’s not going to happen overnight. I think that that’s potentially months away,” Governor Ron DeSantis said at a press conference on Tuesday.

    Massachusetts (1 New Case)
    Norfolk County

    State officials in Massachusetts announced on Tuesday that a 27-year-old woman who recently traveled to Italy had a presumptive case of coronavirus, according to NBC’s Channel 10 in Boston. The woman was part of a large school group that traveled to Italy in mid-February and at least two people in Rhode Island from that same group have tested positive for the virus, a man in his 40s and a teenage girl, according to the Wall Street Journal.

    The woman tested positive in a local test on Monday night, but the test is sometimes referred to as “presumptive” in the media until it’s confirmed by the CDC. All 38 people who were part of the school trip to Italy, largely people who live in Rhode Island, have been told to self-isolate at home for 14 days.

    New Hampshire (1 New Case)
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    Health officials announced New Hampshire’s second case of the coronavirus on Tuesday in a worker from Dartmouth-Hitchcock Medical Center. The patient’s age has not been released but has been described as an “adult man” with links to New Hampshire’s first case.

    The state’s first case was announced on Monday in a man who had recently visited Italy and learned he had COVID-19 last week. The man had reportedly been told to self-isolate at home, according to the Associated Press, but attended a social event in the neighboring state of Vermont on Friday. The event was held at the Tuck School of Business in White River Junction, Vermont.

    State health officials issued a mandatory isolation order for the man on Tuesday but it’s not clear where he is currently residing.

    New York (1 New Case)
    Westchester County

    Health officials in New York announced on Tuesday that a 50-year-old man who lives in New Rochelle and works in Manhattan has been infected with coronavirus. The man reportedly has an existing respiratory illness and is in serious condition, according to the Wall Street Journal.

    The man, who works as an attorney at the firm Lewis and Garbuz PC, has no travel history to countries with widespread cases of the new virus, but he did recently travel to Miami, Florida. Health officials in Florida only learned about this after news reports broke on Tuesday and are investigating his travel history.

    The patients wife and two kids are reportedly self-isolating at their home. Test results for all three are pending.

    North Carolina (1 New Case)
    Wake County

    North Carolina announced its first case of the coronavirus on Tuesday in a patient from Wake County, the home of Raleigh. The patient recently traveled to an elderly care facility the LifeCare Center in Kirkland, Washington, which has been the site of the country’s largest outbreak. Seven of the state’s 9 deaths are all linked to the elderly care facility.

    The coronavirus patient in Wake County was tested by the North Carolina State Laboratory of Public Health (NCSLPH), which just started conducting tests on Tuesday, according to a press release sent out by the state on Tuesday morning.

    “Per FDA requirements, test results from NCSLPH and other state labs require confirmation from the CDC,” said Tuesday morning’s press release, sent via email to Gizmodo. “However, a presumptive positive from NCSLPH will initiate an immediate public health response from NCDHHS, NC Emergency Management and the appropriate local health department and hospital while CDC confirmation is pending.”

    And we saw that immediately public health response in action by Tuesday afternoon.

    Washington (8 New Cases, 3 New Deaths)
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    Health officials in King County, Washington announced seven new cases of coronavirus on Tuesday, all in patients with connections to the LifeCare Center in Kirkland, Washington. There were also three new deaths, including two people who died on February 26 and have now been identified as the first people who likely died from coronavirus in the U.S.

    The seven cases in King County were described in a news release:

    • A female in her 40s, worked at LifeCare, never hospitalized and is recovering at home
    • A female in her 60s, family member of a confirmed case of COVID-19, not hospitalized
    • A male in his 70s, a frequent visitor of LifeCare, hospitalization status unknown currently
    • A male in his 20s, unknown exposure, hospitalized at Swedish Issaquah
    • A male in his 20s, unknown exposure, hospitalized at Swedish Issaquah
    • A female in her 80s, resident of LifeCare, never hospitalized, died at her family home on 2/26/20
    • A male in his 50s, resident of LifeCare, hospitalized at Harborview Medical Center and died on 2/26/20
    “This is a very fluid, fast-moving situation as we aggressively respond to this outbreak,” Dr. Jeff Duchin, Health Officer for Public Health for Seattle & King County said in a press release.

    “People with suspected or confirmed exposure to COVID-19 should reach out to their healthcare provider. As public health professionals we really appreciate clinicians on the front lines of patient care and they are critical to this response.”

    Tukwila

    The Department of Homeland Security announced on Tuesday that an employee of the US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) field office in suburban Seattle had tested positive for coronavirus. The employee had visited the elderly care facility that’s been the heart of Washington state’s outbreak, according to DHS Acting Deputy Secretary Ken Cuccinelli.

    “The employee had been coming to work in the intervening days between the possible exposure (Feb. 22) and becoming ill (Feb. 26),” Cuccinelli tweeted.

    Washington currently has 27 confirmed cases and nine deaths, according to the state Health Department’s website. At least 231 people are currently under public health supervision.

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  19. infected donkey

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    Yea CDC is trying to standardize everything/send to the states have to submit their tests apparatus to the FDA to be an "approved testing method"
     
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    Republicans holding up emergency coronavirus spending to protect drug company price gouging


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    Meeting between White House Coronavirus Task Force and pharmaceutical executives in the Cabinet Room of the White House, March 2, 2020.

    The Congress is working toward a $7.5 billion emergency spending package for the COVID-19 response, and it was supposed to have been made public early Tuesday. It provides additional funding to the Department of Health and Human Services for programs within its agencies; funding to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and the National Institutes of Health for vaccine development, medical supplies, and equipment; and aid to states and local governments. But there's a hurdle: Republicans who don't like language in it that would keep drug companies from price gouging on vaccines and treatments.

    "Democrats want the supplemental to include significant funding for the federal government to purchase large quantities of coronavirus diagnostics, treatments and vaccine [when it becomes available], which will then be made available to the public without cost," a Democratic aide told Roll Call. The government did this in 2009 during the swine flu outbreak. Democrats are also pushing language to ensure that "fair and reasonable price" standards that are included in existing contracting regulations are vigorously applied to drug companies supplying the eventual vaccine and treatments to the government. Republicans, however, want people to have to pay up.

    Roll Call reports that Republicans "are raising concerns that Democrats' proposals would chill research and development and interfere with the development of a vaccine, according to sources who spoke without being identified so they could talk freely." Apparently the only way the drug industry will do the right thing and try to save lives is if it can profit. Health and Human Services Secretary Alex Azar, a former drug company official himself, said essentially that at a House hearing on the issue last week: "We would want to ensure that we work to make it affordable, but we can't control that price because we need the private sector to invest."

    Lord help us if we ever have to fight a world war with this team. They'll be more worried about defense contractors getting paid than about protecting the population. What am I saying? That's exactly what's happening now!
     
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    It's all about protecting your power/money and getting more of it. That's it.
     
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  25. The Banks

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    White House wanted 2.5B to combat this.
    Dems wanted 8.5B.

    Dems got 8.3B.

    President deals!
     
  26. Crepeswithasmile

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    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll: @ bragging about having 2500 motherfucking kits



    Edit: its 1.25mm tests, but that changes nothing.
     
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  30. bic

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    Hopefully that clarifies it for Mr. Lee.
     
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  32. shaolin5

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    Not to be political or anything
     
  33. The Banks

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    Why would Pence not clarify that in his initial statement? We have enough kits to test 1.25M sounds a lot better than having 2500 testing kits.
     
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  35. Josey Wales

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    Pence is a fucking moron who most likely didn’t think to articulate this important caveat.
     
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  37. Crepeswithasmile

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    :gbh:

    so 1.25 million tests. South Korea is testing 10k people a day.
     
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    Like I posted a few pages back, I think most major public events (E3, SXSW etc) will cancelled soon. We'll be lucky if this doesn't impact live sporting events like CFB, NFL by the latter half of the year.
     
  39. Crepeswithasmile

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    I don't remember the names, but a couple of small colleges cancelled basketball games vs teams from washington that were scheduled in the next couple of days.

    found them

    https://bleacherreport.com/articles...ge-basketball-games-travel-due-to-coronavirus

    https://www.fox13now.com/news/local...-qaultrics-summit-canceled-due-to-coronavirus
     
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    Would be nice if they would tell us if these are all nursing home people.
     
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    You ever get those sneaky fast sneezes where for whatever reason it's super tough to get your arms up in time? Did that once in like 6th grade when I was filled with phlegm. Big giant ball of that stuff shot 5 or 6 feet out of my face and landed on the classroom carpet. Pretended nothing happened and then stomped it into the carpet later.
     
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    Most of my sneezes were unproductive, but for those few times when I was legitimately sick, it would look like Spider-Man accidentally misfired into his own hand. Yes, of course I did the right thing and rubbed it on the back of the kid in front of me.
     
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    and boogers under desk
     
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    I don’t get why something from the Doctor saying, ‘Mr. Jones has a temp of 103F and exhibits other flu-like symptoms’ wouldn’t work. As an employer I would tell Mr. Jones to stay the hell away until his temp is normal and his other symptoms are gone. I mean, people have sick leave and that’s when everyone agrees it should be used.
     
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