CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. fucktx

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    the transportation industry is about to come to a halt within the next two weeks if i had to guess other than emergency or crucial shipments

    air, land, and water freight
     
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  2. bertwing

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    I’d go ahead and ship her belongings at her desk to her and tell her to enjoy the unemployment line
     
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  3. Bert Handsome

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    Who would have thought that the the biggest threat to an orgy was Corona Virus #progress

     
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  4. Tarpon Nole

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    Any updates from Italy?
     
  5. Chipper>Jeter

    Chipper>Jeter Defund the NCAA
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    My insurance company just told me they won't be covering this. I don't know what I am going to do. Have two small restaurants and they are my only source of income.
     
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  6. Imurhuckleberry

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    The lady I had been kind of dating freaked out that I posted the Oklahoma corona virus hotline phone number on Facebook.

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  7. Larry Sura

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    Parent company told close to 8,000 employees to work from home. They didn't give an end date.
     
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  8. Long Ball Larry

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    Parent company told all 65k of us to work from home until April 14! Crazy town. We’ve got 125 here in Bham and it was like the last day of school. Folks grabbing monitors and hand sanitizers on the way out.
     
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  9. Patrick Swayze

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    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
     
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  10. arrdub

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    In process of pushing out our policy to initiate WFH too

    crazy times - this year will have an asterisk in everything

    In my memoirs I think I’ll title it The Quiet Spring
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    I was also told to work from home starting Monday.

    That they stressed there is no indication anyone in the organization is known to be personally affected put me right at ease.
     
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  12. Aaron Hernandez

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    i just wanted to clarify... mattdub8 has test positive for the Coronavirus?
     
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  13. bertwing

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    I’m reading every post

    not like I have shit to do the next few weeks anyways :(
     
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  14. jawsthegreat

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    Death Toll passed 1,000 today, +23% in one day.
     
  15. Randy Bobandi

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    Very happy I decided to keep the kids home today after my son was sniffling. I now feel like absolute shit. Post:like ratio in permanent marker on my chest. Godspeed.
     
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  16. Tarpon Nole

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    just realized a lot of sports will not have a champion like the world war years. In 30 years looking up previous champions, 2020 will be blank

    obvious, I know
     
  17. chuckmasterflex

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    It finally sunk in
     
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  18. Shunface

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    That’s not happening.

    Int’l is going to be slower with delayed transits but everything will continue moving. Only thing that’s going to slow it down domestically are businesses that are deciding to close which is going to delay deliveries but that’s all. Residential will continue as usual.

    China shipments have some pretty heavy surcharges right now but the planes are still flying.

    No changes currently in Italy.

    If anything changes it will be sales, marketing, solutions, etc working from home while ops, couriers and customer service remain on the job.
     
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  19. southlick

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    50 tests have been run in Alabama :facepalm:

     
  20. cutig

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    Hopefully the actions being taken now have some effect in slowing shit down. Sadly we won't have a fucking clue be the federal government completely shit the bed. Lots of people are going to die because of them.

    My grandmother started chemo last week. This week my aunt said it was silly that everything was closing down.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    thats your pimp cause you’re a hooker
     
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  22. Festus McBadass

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    Notified to work from home until 3/30 and they will re-access.

    A manager on my floor has been out sick this week and got tested today for COVID-19. Not sure of the results.
     
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  23. fucktx

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    i wasn’t speaking from the residential standpoint you’re right there

    i work in logistics and ive talked to 30-40 of my customers today and only one said they weren’t closing no matter what
     
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  24. DuckKin

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  25. bertwing

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    For those looking for guns, I have a nice selection of rifle BB guns that I will put on the market. They may not be deadly but they sure as hell sting pretty good and look the part!

    Bidding starts at $500. I’ll even throw in a bucket of BB’s
     
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  26. Redav

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    Had a coworker come in late on Tuesday. Tested negative for flu and strep she said in an email. Has not been back to work the last two days
     
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  27. Festus McBadass

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    RIP
     
  28. fucktx

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    talked to someone in my payroll dept and they said realistically don’t plan to be back before may
     
  29. HatterasJack

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    Serious question for some of our IT posters. Can our internet infrastructure handle all of these folks moving to VPN style remote access? I assume so but hadn’t really thought about that. We are beta testing it starting Monday.
     
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  30. Aaron Hernandez

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  31. bertwing

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    Better gargle some hand sanitizer
     
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  32. Mister Me Too

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  33. Redav

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    Way ahead of you
     
  34. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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  35. Tobias

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    voiding the season is the only responsible thing to do unfortunately #Liverpool

     
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  36. Redav

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    Would think line worker types could still maintain things. Seems more of a low risk job
     
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  37. electronic

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    Better get the shotgun ready, Old Yeller.
     
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  38. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    the internet is fine, connections to your company may not be.

    I put in an order last month to double bandwidth on all of our VPN and customer facing circuits.
     
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  39. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Can we create a memorial wall for all of the posters that we will lose to this pandemic
     
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    bring back the scroll.
     
  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    My sister flew in to see my mom at her memory care facility and we got here today and they changed it to medical personnel only since there was a notated case in this county. There are 55 people over 70 with at least dementia so that's definitely for the best after what happened in Washington. Just sucks for my sister but she's a flight attendant so she got right back on a flight back home.
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. Sportfan

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    Holy fuck Dr. Makary on CNBC with doomsday shit (i.e. actual facts) about this situation.
     
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  44. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    lol. Future games.
     
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  45. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Care to share
     
  46. WhiskeyDelta

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    I'm on the "essential personnel" list so no stay home for me.

    If this gets bad enough whoever is on shift at the time might be stuck there indefinitely.
     
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  47. fucktx

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    rip xfl feb 20 - feb 20
     
  48. cutig

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  49. Aaron Hernandez

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  50. MtOread

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    First local death I’ve seen reported in the Kansas City area
     
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