CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    0%, this could not be more obvious
     
  2. theriner69er

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    I can't wait for this virus to wash through, to flow through.

    Like a fucking tsunami.
     
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  3. BP

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    Shocker he cant go into detail about anything
     
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  4. Tobias

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    i don't say this lightly but all you idiots laughing at him for shaking hands and touching mics need to shut your damn mouth

    our president is very smart and safe and should make NO changes to his personal hygiene.

    fools the whole lot of you
     
  5. Pharm

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    Did the bill get pushed through today whatever that grants sick leave.
     
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  6. user15000

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    I have never been less confident in our response to this.

    Lab Corp and Quest is still a 4-5 day turnaround.

    This is fucking bleak.
     
  7. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    Doesn't look like it
     
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  8. RavenNole

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    I hAvE nO sYmPtOmS wHaTsOeVeR
     
  9. Bo Pelinis

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    Did he just say Bolsonaro doesn't have it?
     
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  10. Josey Wales

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    Mike Pence: “I can deep throat steel toe Tims now :)”
     
  11. DelapThrows

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    "I don't take responsibility at all" --- there's your entire presidency in 6 words.
     
  12. rockportraider

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    lol
     
  13. yaywaffles

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    We're just transitioning now. We had our last in-person classes today. We're usually pretty good about TA management. It's the oral history program that screws people over, but they're being forced to go online too.
     
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  14. Redav

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    I'm hoping there's a call for quarantines over the weekend. I'm really hoping
     
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  15. BP

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    I don't take any responsibility at all:roll:
     
  16. Owsley

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    We are so fucking fucked
     
  17. momux

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    The smartest thing mentioned during this press conference was the woman who said something like proper response doesn't get credit because you don't even notice it.

    This is not a proper response.
     
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  18. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Doesn't appear to have gone through.
     
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  19. Truman

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    He doesn’t. His test came back negative. One of his aides that was in all the meetings had it.
     
  20. PeterGriffin

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  21. Aaron Hernandez

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    I’m starting to think China’s authoritarian government, deep resources, and strong belief in science may make them one of the better countries to handle this.
     
  22. Bo Pelinis

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    They had a very big failure with swine flu. Very big failure.

    I hate this guy so much.
     
  23. jrmy

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    An insider pump and dump scheme
     
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  24. DetroitNole

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    Wayne County is putting people on 2 week paid furlough except required personnel, which includes us. We are at least allowed to work from home now when we don't have to be in court
     
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  25. LA window washer

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    Of course. Followed by a fresh gourmet meal from one of the outlet mall food companies.
     
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  26. Tobias

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    it shows how fucking depraved you and half the country is that people are celebrating some magical number rising a bit in the middle of a pandemic. you’re fucking disgusting my guy
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Very few people can talk this much and say absolutely nothing.
     
  28. two

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    He 100% tested positive but lied to the media to cover it up. His son said he tested positive and then hours later denied he ever said that and it was actually negative.
     
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  30. Josey Wales

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    Well, they also wouldn’t have a problem with shooting infected people in the head to prevent them from spreading it.
     
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  31. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Look man, no one said they're perfect at everything.
     
  32. devine

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    Thank you I needed this
     
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  34. theriner69er

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    This meeting and setting up testing should have happened 2 weeks ago. At minimum 1 week ago when it was clear how fucked we were. Delays of weeks or even days can be instrumental in spreading this disease. I don't feel these people are respecting what exactly exponential means.
     
  35. BP

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    Trump with the no look pass to Pence
     
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  36. Henry Blake

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  37. Truman

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    He keeps telling people it’s ok to go out in public if you’re not symptomatic even if you’ve been in contact w people who have tested positive.
     
  38. bertwing

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    Show me ur receipts cunts
     
  39. EMAW FC

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    this is fucking madness
     
  40. bro

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  41. Owsley

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    Knowing that the virus can take 2+ weeks to manifest. Unreal.
     
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  42. ned's head

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    On one hand, it was refreshing to see people who aren't functionally braindead speak from the podium. On the other,

     
  43. Lyrtch

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    i was actually feeling somewhat optimistic this morning with how strong local/state reactions have been

    wont be feeling that way again for a while
     
  44. Lyrtch

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  45. momux

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    As a guy who generally tries to see both sides this is an abject, indefensible failure of a response from the federal government.
     
  46. theriner69er

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    He said he feels fine despite being exposed. What's so hard to understand, he's showing no symptoms. It's not like this thing has a 2-14 day incubation period during which you can be infected and not show any signs or symptoms. :facepalm:

    I want a reporter to ask: Mr President, are you aware that you can be infected and not show ANY symptoms for up to 14 days?
     
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  47. Redav

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    They need to do more to get a handle on this. This is going to be so much worse if they wait
     
  48. Tobias

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    local walmart has zero beans or rice. not a one
     
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  49. Bankz

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    My wife said she was just instructed by the hospital and doctor offices to start calling patients and canceling non essential appointments/surgery for next week.

    But they want to keep all offices and hospital fully staffed. Maybe they are prepping for overflow this weekend into next week