CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. RavenNole

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    government bailouts would be genius if the government made some hard requirements that made the bailouts good for the government in the long term. They will never do that though.
     
  2. The Banks

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    From like 4200...just a bit ago
     
  3. The Banks

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    These last few minutes of the market are gonna be wild with them actively taking questions
     
  4. fucktx

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    so places like sf are going full on lockdown and the entire state of texas is going to be doing whatever the fuck we want

    what could go wrong
     
  5. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Who knew that Hooters Air was just ahead of their time.
     
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  6. theriner69er

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    it's like he decided to put the shtick aside and actually be a normal person
     
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  7. Tarpon Nole

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  8. Henry Blake

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    MFers still talking about all the tests in the pipeline. High throughput testing coming soon! Fuck you.

    SK was testing more ppl in a day than we've tested in total. Fuck you you criminal, murdering shitbags.
     
  9. Irush

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    We are officially on an 8p-2a curfew here in Portland
     
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  10. fsutony

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    Or this is so bad that he can’t ignore it anymore.
     
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  11. mal630

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    Where is the list of the new guidelines?
     
  12. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah Texas is going to get wrecked. Hoping Turner does something tomorrow
     
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  13. BP

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    Might go below 20,000 today
     
  14. Daniel Ocean

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    he said they both work from home, there is a way they can work together to watch the four year old. When my wife and I were in grad school and our two youngest were home we’d work in shifts. I am not saying it will be easy but it wouldn’t be impossible.
     
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  15. PeterGriffin

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    Encouraging people to not take the test can't be the right message, imo. So so so many people have the virus but aren't symptomatic yet and NEED to self-isolate.
     
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  16. Redav

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    Deaths in red vs blue states going to be interesting
     
  17. Lyrtch

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    he realized the lying and bullshit would only hurt him more once people start seeing whats coming in hospitals across the country
     
  18. Phil Connors

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    Someone tell fucking Nunez
     
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  19. Henry Blake

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    If 50% are infected in this first window, there will still be 150M ppl who haven't. I could see everyone doing regular testing for a long time to come to prove that we're clean.
     
  20. jrmy

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    Gonna be a wild 2 minutes
     
  21. PeterGriffin

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    Woah a 25th amendment mention from a reporter, ballsy!
     
  22. Josey Wales

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    “I take no responsibility at all”
     
  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Good god at the Dow while this moron talks.
     
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  24. chuckmasterflex

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  25. BP

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    Still dropping
     
  26. cutig

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  27. Lyrtch

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    unfortunately so many lives were lost by the last two months that it's now trying bandage up a shotgun blast to the face
     
  28. gowolverines8

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    So the application site for the disaster relief sba loan program is finally working, went to do it thinking pretty much every state had declared corona a disaster in their state. Not the case at all, my state(colorado) has I believe the 5th most cases in the country and just said restaurants can only do takeout and delivery for the next 8 weeks still has yet to declare it a disaster. This whole thing is just such a failure at every level of government.
     
  29. ned's head

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    The greatest generation LMAO
     
  30. Hogview

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    I thought the test was just a swab
     
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  31. joe-

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    my water heater did not pick a super tight time to develop a leak
     
  32. BP

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    Fuck off with this greatest generation bullshit
     
  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. theriner69er

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    saying we want people to travel probably isn't the right thing to say. When talking about helping the cruise line and airline industry, he said we want people to travel, not to some places, but we still want travel.

    uhhhhh nope. We don't want travel. We literally do not want people to travel right now.
     
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  35. Josey Wales

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    The latter. Definitely the latter.
     
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  36. Kirk Fogg

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    8pm to 2am? What’s the rationale behind that?
     
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  37. IV

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    Where is the leak?
     
  38. bertstare

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    Don I wouldn’t say that this is a 10, maybe a 7 or 8
     
  39. Bruce Bowen

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    Total of 200 people tested as of this morning. It's almost laughable. 300 more currently being tested.
     
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  40. Redav

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    Well I'm never retiring
     
  41. Bankz

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    I would imagine it being such a small sample size that he will see a bounce back this evening once people register the news. My hope is being in a small town with not a lot restaurant options keeps us operational as long as we are allowed to operate.

    We just posted messages on social media and in the restaurant urging people starting tomorrow to place and make payment using our online ordering system. We have re-scheduled front of the house work staff to keep everyone employed but also cut down on our wage bill. Seem's like our kitchen staff will be the first to see cuts depending on how busy we are.
     
  42. PeterGriffin

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  43. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Is the joke that there are 16 people on that stage?
     
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  44. fsutony

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    It’s Obama fault
     
  45. Fusiontegra

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    That's businessman Trump speaking. He says "we don't want people to travel" and airlines, etc plummet.

    More than they are already.
     
  46. The Banks

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    Uhhh, yeah.
     
  47. bro

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