CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. bertwing

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    Are you one of Wu ‘s illegitimate children
     
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  2. Whammy Business

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    This fucking guy...
     
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  3. Schadenfred

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    He's so bad at telling the truth that when he speaks an obvious truth, he sounds like a fool.
     
  4. DeToxRox

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    Go run a comb through your lawn while you’re at it
     
  5. RavenNole

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    Am I the only one just finding out that they have rapid corona virus tests? And we are using tests that take days, we don’t have enough of the chemicals to run them and don’t have enough tests? Why aren’t we getting these rapid tests? No US pharma can profit on it?
     
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  6. DirtBall

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    I don’t know if I’ll make it to Friday let alone to the end of this thing. So damn much stress.
     
  7. Sub-Zero

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    Amazing to me suddenly everyone thinks as long as they don't die, it's totally fine to get some mystery disease
     
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  8. chuckmasterflex

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    Anyone else think it is awful suspicious all the states with "outbreaks" are controlled by the democRATs?
     
  9. Tobias

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    my “this is a liberal conspiracy” landlord handles that stuff i am not a peasant who does his own lawncare
     
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  10. Henry Blake

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    Int'l cases vs China (for whatever their data and ours is worth)
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  11. arrdub

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    But how does meth in your lungs interact with COVID-19
     
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  12. Truman

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    Missouri has only had one death so not much, apparently
     
  13. Lyrtch

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    i was cautiously optimistic a few days ago but i've really really lost all that the last 48 hours
     
  14. devine

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  15. Irush

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    whoa I never noticed the word RAT was in Democrat
     
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  16. Henry Blake

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    I'm not in the medical industry, but a lot of medical products that I've seen often have exp dates wayyyyy out into the future. If that's common, then it's especially damning. No reason we shouldn't have warehouses stacked to the roof w N95s/etc. Rotate them out as new ones are made.
     
  17. The Hebrew Husker

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    I am ready for the George W. first pitch at Yankee Stadium part of this thing.
     
  18. Tarpon Nole

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    We've now passed France in cases also
     
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  19. TYdeFan05

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    Nine women can’t make a baby in a month. The kind of companies and facilities that can make diabetic test strips for 10’s of millions of people aren’t the same companies that are nimble enough to develop niche testing devices and handle the pharma protocols for producing safe and reliable (correct) test strips. Believe me, if Fortune 100 companies with that kind of production power had teamed up with these boutique labs with these capabilities they’d both be rich. Then again, by the time the market is saturated the demand is likely gone.
     
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  20. bro

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    deliciously
     
  21. Aaron Hernandez

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    well fuck I guess that clears up the mystery of whether or not people are dying without getting tested.
     
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  22. chuckmasterflex

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  23. bro

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  24. Lyrtch

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    what Dewine is saying in Ohio is the case here in Minnesota too

    zero community testing happening
     
  25. Henry Blake

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    The test failure is not a failure. It's a huge success for the Obstructor in Chief.

    This was a premeditated plan that they knew would result in many, many more American deaths.

    They're war criminals.
     
  26. chuckmasterflex

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  27. Lyrtch

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  28. Duck70

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    HOW THE FUCK DO WE STILL NOT HAVE TESTS!?!?!
     
  29. AptosDuck

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    I'd still like to watch them try
     
  30. Henry Blake

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  31. Irush

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    America
     
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  32. UCFkc123

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    next week when wife and i go back to work i should:

    a) take 6 mo old to grandma's house like usual during work day (grandma and grandpa are both 70 yo)

    b) take him to daycare (still open, not letting kids with 100.4 or above temp in each day)

    feels like daycare is riskier to my kid but dropping him off at grandma's might be risky to my parents.
     
  33. Duck70

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    Shithole country
     
  34. repoocs

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    Motherfuck. A little sleuthing tells me Brady Sluder is from Cincinnati. Maybe Governer DeWine can sign an executive order to have him castrated the second he gets home.
     
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  35. Henry Blake

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    "For reasons that remain unclear, the CDC opted to design its own COVID-19 test with new primers despite the fact that the World Health Organization had already approved a test developed by German scientists."
    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/...nce-in-its-attempt-to-make-a-coronavirus-test
     
  36. Iron Mickey

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    Hey, what'd I miss? Why is everything on fire?
     
  37. AUShyGuy

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    But are the tests American enough?
     
  38. Irush

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    Real, red blooded Americans can’t catch a foreign virus
     
  39. Kirk Fogg

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    I'm doing consulting work for Johns Hopkins, and they're prepping for the same scenario. About 3 weeks ago they started purchasing plastic to make "homemade" face shields.
     
  40. RavenNole

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    americaness is undetermined at the moment. Kid rock has been made the “Americanness czar” by trump and will be weighing in tomorrow.
     
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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    trump coughing on someone and everyone cheering because the virus has been contained seems like an appropriate analogue
     
  42. Vinegar Strokes

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    They said on World News Tonight that unemployment is up 550% in MI due to Coronavirus.
     
  43. bertwing

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    [​IMG]
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    oh god i just signed into facebook for the first time in a few days

    people sharing posts about how many die from cancer every day so this is all bullshit
     
  45. BrentTray

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    Stumbled across Hey Arnold when trying to find something to watch.

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    Social distancing champ ^
     
  46. shawnoc

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    South Korea tested 290,000 and found 8,000 positives, less than 3%.
    We’ve tested 60,000 and found 7,000 positives, more than 11%.
     
  47. indeed

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    Y’all be sure to take breaks from being plugged into this stuff. It’s very early in the event and your mental health is important, and can impact your immune system and general physical health.
     
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  48. DUCKMOUTH

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    The stress is going to break some families and divorce plus child birth will both be up in 10 to 12 months.

    I’m smoking cigarettes again.
     
  49. pperc

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    Good job Abbott. But this is just another RT-PCR test. Completely useless without the Qiagen RNA extraction kits.

    the POC LFA covid19 tests have little data to support their use to date. I wouldn’t rely on them, yet.