CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. slogan119

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    Let’s save that flashback for another day
     
  2. SugarShaun

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    My father in law has been in the hospital for the last week and was released today. My wife told her parents she would shop for them because they’re higher risk.

    She went over to check on them and get the grocery list.

    It said cantaloupe. That’s the list.
     
  3. slogan119

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    Much more roothier
     
  4. Emma

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  5. billdozer

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    Watch your favorite comedy.
     
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  6. slogan119

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    Went for a run today.

    Also read about people chasing Amazon drivers with guns to make myself feel normal.
     
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  8. ohbluefan

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    I feel you guys on the anxieties get the best of you. I’ve been fighting some sort of weird head cold for a month and the last 2 days it feels like my lungs and chest are hurting. I have to tell myself “idiot you just ran 6 miles on Friday and 6 miles on Saturday, if it’s Covid you’re not short of breath”. Head games I think...
     
  9. Where Eagles Dare

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    How do these fucks work with out a computer??

    Can you not jsut read thr pdf on a screen???
     
  10. GoodForAnother

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  11. slogan119

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    Amazingly tone deaf when you’re being accussed of insider trading
     
  12. Iron Mickey

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    hint: they don’t actually do anything but talk

    Reading and processing and writing legislation is some intern shit
     
  13. BP

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    Think this is her house
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  14. Iron Mickey

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  15. Joe_Pesci

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    "meh, anyone can do those jobs"

    -october 2020
     
  16. Irush

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    Forgot how badly I’ve always wanted to bang SE Cupp until she just popped up on CNN Coronavirus coverage
     
  17. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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  18. slogan119

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    I claim the rooms with the secret door
     
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  19. Thoros of Beer

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    Mental health strategy: put cable modem, wifi router, and maybe cell phone (if you're feeling cheeky) into a waterproof bag and submerge it in container of water, put container of water in chest freezer or stand up freezer if you have room. Make a big plate of nachos, pour your beverage of choice and crack open Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall trilogy and drown yourself in Tudor intrigue.

    Please like and subscribe to my channel for further updates
     
  20. Joe_Pesci

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    some people have a type
     
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  21. Lorne Malvo

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    Working out has definitely been my go-to. Don't even need it to be warm (was mid-30s today), but man when it's sunny I really enjoy it a whole lot more.
     
  22. Illinihockey

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    geniuses are rarely appreciated in their time
     
  23. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    but one of your best friends is wrong and that’s ok
     
  24. i am a bammer

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    Looking up senators homes like
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  25. CaneKnight

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    Such a beautiful yard. We should have a guillotine party on it and make her the guest of honor.
     
  26. Henry Blake

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    If you saw the leader of another nation carry out these actions what would you think?
    Call pandemic a hoax for a month
    Say you want people to stay on ship to keep numbers low
    First CDC test fails and, even when re-released, practically no one can get tested for over a month
    Lies for a month about CDC test being rolled out to labs
    Refuses to enact Def Prod Act weeks ago when it would have helped healthcare workers
    Even today, refuses to compel manufacturers to make equipment and ppe gear for healthcare workers

    These are intentional, premeditated acts.

    DJT has to be the worst traitor ever.
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    yeah but China
     
  28. IHHH

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    Lol, you can tolerate a neighbor so close?

    I prefer my place but to each their own

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  29. Pharm

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    Anyone on tmb catch this yet. Ihve had tightness in my chest and kinda short of breath that's been getting worse. No fever or cough.
     
  30. Thoros of Beer

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    Want to be the first in this thread to say that I've been there

    FIRST
     
  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. yaywaffles

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    how can i do this if my router and modem are in the freezer
     
  33. bturns

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    Ive had some congestion most notably in my throat but no cough or fever.

    pretty sure it’s just allergies. It’s been brutal this year...
     
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  34. CaneKnight

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    You tend to not see these things when you've been bombarded with nationalist bullshit your entire life. That flag keeps people from speaking out because they truly believe we're correct in everything we do.
     
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  35. Thoros of Beer

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    Do it before you heed my advice, you just won't get further updates

    Or separately subscribe for my carrier pigeon service
     
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  36. IHHH

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    our relationship was suppose to be a secret you big gummy bear
     
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  37. Tobias

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    live in the middle of nowhere

    uber eats and door dash don’t deliver here

    turn out grub hub does. only two restaurants? wendys and zaxbys.

    life looking up already
     
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  38. two

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    Keep in mind those are also symptoms of anxiety
     
  39. Redav

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    I mean those aren't the worst two it could have been.
     
  40. Hawks11

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    I’m ready for the streets to run red with the blood of the senators who financially benefited from the virus.
     
  41. RavenNole

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    England has 1/3rd of its population in 1 city that has done a terrible job at controlling this. They are so fucked. We will have higher numbers due to population but England’s problem on a percentage basis will be the worst in the world in my not so expert opinion.
     
  42. Henry Blake

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  43. Pharm

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    I know, maybe I'm way more anxious than I think.
     
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  44. Henry Blake

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  45. Tobias

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    zaxbys is great and i will eat a million nugs and spicy sandwiches when drunk from wendys

    life is firing on all cylinders
     
  46. Todd Bonzales

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  47. NYGator

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    You guys want to chip in and order marcus some food?
     
  48. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  49. DeToxRox

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    No because he’s just going to have those poor girls bring him foot longs from A&W
     
  50. the Weimar Beer Belly

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    Can any economics experts on here weigh in how you feel about the ultimate impact of the economy of this in the long run? My girlfriends brother is going full hillbilly it’s-all-coming-down panic mode (telling her that we need to be taking all of our money out of banks, hoard food and hide in the country) and he’s making her anxious exponentially worse. I’d like to give her a reasonable counterpoint to calm her down