CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Lyrtch

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    we'll find out since Italy is what, 11 days ahead of us?

    like maybe the forward reaching tail isn't as robust as feared, but from countries who have experienced largely rampant spread things are still really dark. so maaaaybe you can set the probability of the million+ dead over the next 18 months in the US outcomes as infinitesimal, but beyond that it's still ???
     
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  2. devine

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    I’ve always had this weird obsession with watching videos of abandoned places. Just saw one of Disney, pretty creepy
     
  3. Henry Blake

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    The fact that we haven't seen widespread spikes is interesting. Obvi in high density areas it's going to explode the # of hospitalizations. Anyone have a link to hospitalizations by state?

    And then there's this. Sweet.

    https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavi...italizations-oregon-stopped-reporting-it.html

    Have you watched the Chernobyl ones on youtube? Those are good.
     
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  4. RavenNole

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    smart move by her. She knows the markets will panic hearing this and that’s all that trump cares about. He is more desperate for this deal than the Democrats at this point.
     
  5. Lyrtch

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    its unfortunate but this is probably the only deal that gets through so it has to be near perfect
     
  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oh yeah, don't get me wrong, it's bad. Beyond nightmarish, in fact.

    But this thing evolved so quickly that we still have such limited understanding of it. The modeling is all over the place. We'll only know in hindsight. Which might not be that far away.

    But we know enough to know that there's nothing that happens between now and 2 months from now that's anything short of a societal nightmare. We're trying to prepare for the tsunami and we're already in ankle deep water
     
  7. Drunkle Tom

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    SIAP, I'm catching up on 20 pages right now, but found this site interesting:

    https://covidactnow.org/

    Shows the hospital overload curves modeled for each state and the percentage odds of events happening with different responses.
     
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  9. Henry Blake

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    Still can't get over arguing over millions in a a $2T package. Nice to see pure corruption living on in the pandemic. Could just pass a $1T bill and send checks out last week to individuals in order to mitigate loss in a 100 year pandemic? Nah.
     
  10. Lyrtch

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  11. Irush

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    Reaching the point in my quarantine where gin and San pellegrino blood orange soda sounds like a good lunch
     
  12. RavenNole

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    Yeah the Democrats can’t pass that. Trump needs this deal ASAP. You don’t give him anything. They are dumb as fuck though so they will probably let trump win.
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    So we're at 38, 000 cases now? 12,000 today?

    12,000 we're just NY numbers... Oh fuck
     
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  14. two

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    The republicans will scream obstruction and a majority of Americans will only hear how they won’t get their $1,200 check
     
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    I feel so out of it at this point I wasn't sure if I'd already showered today

    eventually figured out that I have
     
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  16. BudKilmer

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    HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU RAND


     
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  17. Redav

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    Look who just moved in next door to Rand Paul
     
  18. indeed

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    Up to 38k/396 dead. Reported.
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    I’ll make quarterly pilgrimages to shit on your grave Rand
     
  20. HoosDaMan

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    There is surely a god
     
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  22. ashy larry

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    finish the job his neighbor started
     
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  23. indeed

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    They are testing. No doubt the actual numbers across the US are beyond 100k
     
  24. YNWA

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    Some of you are sick in the fucking head. Fuck anyone wishing anyone else to get sick.
     
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  25. BudKilmer

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    I’ll hit on your wife just so I can shit in your toilet and eat your food Rand
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    AaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahaha
     
  27. BP

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  28. The Banks

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    *if* any US Senator were to get it, Rand had to have been top 5 in the comeuppance/schadenfreude rankings, yeah?
     
  29. Lyrtch

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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Suck my liberal cock
     
  31. clemsontyger04

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    Time to quarantine the Senate after they get this bill passed
     
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  32. HoosDaMan

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    Shut up
     
  33. BP

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    He was the only NO vote on the 8 billion stimulus bill that was passed.
     
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    Haircut I got in the Before Times actually sucks and is driving me crazy.

    May have buzz my beautiful locks.
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  35. Redav

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    Don't give him any medicine. Let his immune system's market decided
     
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  36. BudKilmer

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    I 100% wish the worst on Rand Paul and will never apologize for that stance. I hope his lungs turn to lava and everyone he loves leaves him to die alone
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

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    Noooo, not Angela
     
  38. Beeds07

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    Can I be happy about this?

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  39. Irush

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    you can
     
  40. afb

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  41. Redav

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    Yes you certainly can
     
  42. The Banks

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    This guy wishes that cyanide tablet only gave hitler a tummy ache. Disgusting

    #straighttogodwin
     
  43. BudKilmer

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    I hope Rand, Mitch and Lindsay took turns giving each other Cleveland streamers last night while Elaine Chow horse whipped them
     
  44. Artoo

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    I just want to pop in and make sure NilesIrish has come off his utter stupidity and fully cancelled his cross country trip to go infect his parents.
     
  45. Name P. Redacted

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  46. two

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    Sucks that he’s asymptomatic and will likely downplay it if he never gets any symptoms
     
  47. devine

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    Lol I’m so alone
     
  48. BP

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    Rand is a huge POS. Not sorry one bit he got. Im not wishing death but maybe this will change his stance on some things.
     
  49. CTownND

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    does he... not know what a short is? or that there are strategies just outside of investing in the S&P?

    weird post