CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Just told my wife I’m making her a tin foil hat tomorrow Bc she thinks all this shit came up BC we now have things like door dash and Uber eats where 20 years ago we would all die without food delivery services. Fuck I’m getting high as shit later
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    Everyone drink when anyone says “flu”
     
  3. Lyrtch

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  4. bakonole

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    Birx looks fatigued af
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    Donald Trump would slit your grandma's throat for a nickel. But at least he is honest about that. Which is why I'm supporting him in 2020 and beyond.
     
  6. cutig

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    Lol @ him wanting Cuomo to open the stock exchange while his hospitals burn
     
  7. Tug

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    She doesn’t know you could order pizza 20 years ago?
     
  8. clemsontyger04

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    "We cant close the NY Stock Exchange or the Nasdaq"

    What an asshole
     
  9. Goose

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    Really enjoyed that truck driver part on NBC Evening News
     
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  10. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    Please pray for me
     
  11. clemsontyger04

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    Is this bitch serious? Did she just change the narrative for fuck face?
     
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  12. joe-

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  13. dathalfnukkahd

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    Lol at the two things at once comment
     
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  14. Bishop

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    It's all so that he can golf on Day 16 and look back and say look I did it! I worked really hard for more than 2 weeks!
     
  15. NYGator

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    Yes, this is the first weekend in a long time that I can remember that he actually stayed in DC and did some public form of work.
     
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  16. El Tiburon

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    Someone needs to isolate the part of that conference where Birx said she had a low-level fever, and Trump made a joke by walking away from her, then pretending to be sick all while Barr laughs maniacally in the background. Then play that on a loop for a commercial talking about this is how Trump responds to thousands of deaths as of the time of the press conference.
     
  17. Irush

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    I’m ready to die I guess
     
  18. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    She is now eating pickles and chick fil a sauce. Seems she got into the weed before me
     
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  19. LA window washer

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    So this fucking piece of shit is actually gonna try and force the country, which hasn’t peaked yet to go back to normal next week?:cryingjordan:
     
  20. The Great Pumpkin

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    Futures market absolutely ripping after his press conference. It is only going to give him positive reinforcement for this bullshit.

    We are fucked all the way.
     
  21. NYGator

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    Holy fuck is he intentionally trying to trigger the media. He is such a fucking cunt, and Barr is smirking in the background. It's all a big fucking joke.
     
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  22. bertstare

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    Why? This was the original quote

     
  23. clemsontyger04

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    Can we try these fucks for murder after this fails?
     
  24. Bruce Bowen

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    Idk how anyone can watch him speak. I’ll take the cliff notes every single time.
     
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  25. Bishop

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    It's got to be killing him. I really want to golf right now, but its all he does.
     
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  26. Redav

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    You can't sentence them to death because that would mean you only care about yourself
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    as long as my 2 friends had $798 this wouldn’t be the case for me.
     
  28. dblplay1212

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    Right, I'm asking for an article from the day it started.
     
  29. Weedlord420

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    Governors won’t sign off on “back to normal”

    trump then refuses to lend federal aid

    ????

    Death
     
  30. BIGASSTITTIES

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    not sure if serious here...
     
  31. NYGator

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    My daughter is a Senior in HS. Pretty rough way to end your grade school years. I just saw this posted in Facebook. Pretty good.

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  32. Lyrtch

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  33. clemsontyger04

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    This is what happens when you make a failed businessman and former reality tv "star" president.

    What an absolute piece of shit
     
  34. Henry Blake

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    Truly a post-truth USA.

    Borger (CNN) made a great point. The reason he hasn't truly invoked Def Prod Act is that he never will. He wants chaos, and he want the states to fight it out as to who remains shelter in place and who doesn't. He can just sit in the WH and say he doesn't have the answer. He declared the crisis over weeks ago.
     
  35. Lyrtch

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    we're going to trade thousands of lives for a few hundred in the dow
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    The elderly are having huge increases in Gout (I'm assuming due to the forced amount of dietary adjustments).

    I had to deal with this before due to a ridiculous diet trend (the doctor said - so you were effectively attempting to get it) that I attempted.

    Worst pain I've ever encountered.
     
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  37. NilesIrish

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    Flipped the switch and drove. Glad I did. Had zero contact with outsiders other than gas pumps I cloroxed, and I a now sheltering in place at a mini-mansion with a pool and canal to fish.
     
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  38. Bruce Bowen

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    What diet?
     
  39. joe-

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    ok
     
  40. clemsontyger04

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    Instead of making industries too big to fail we made the damn stock market that instead by making people build their retirement around it.
     
  41. bro

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  42. Eathan Edwards

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    Eliminating any alcohol other than beer and going extremely meat and cheese focused.

    Didn't pan out.
     
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  43. BIGASSTITTIES

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    If I have to pay it back... is it assistance? Imagine a workforce getting back to work facing debt? Sounds like student loan problems.
     
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  44. Wendel Clark

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    Both parties fighting over the bill is disgusting. Each party trying to add extra shit they want. The bill should only include money to help the people in need and not include a slush fund nor airline emission requirements. Just crazy and sad
     
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  45. RavenNole

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    the market HATES uncertainty. I don’t know that the market will like this. Personally I think this will backfire when the public completely loses confidence in trump. I know I know no one in here trusts trump but I’m talking a whole different level of mistrust.
     
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  46. CaneKnight

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    BTW Dems can fuck themselves for making that shit a loan. Don't send me the damn check. I don't need it or want it. Should've made the corporations pay for it.
     
  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    my high goal for the day is eat a burrito every evening from now until this clears up or until I'm no longer able due to lockdown, death or shortage of refried beans
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

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    I can't believe the libertarian I work for was a dishonest, selfish prick.
     
  49. CaneKnight

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    here we go with this both sides shit
     
  50. CaneKnight

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    I don't feel bad for anyone that would voluntarily work for that asshole.
     
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