CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. fucktx

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  2. bro

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    You are thinking of when I lived with my mom
     
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  7. GoodForAnother

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  8. Joe_Pesci

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  9. Joe Withabee

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    Out of beer :feelsbadman: Vodka Topo Chico and lime time :feelsgoodman:
     
  10. The B1G Kucktis

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  11. Joe Withabee

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    Sir I've been drinking Ultra. When I start posting like Soup maybe this applies
     
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  12. chuckmasterflex

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    I can get a job in Riga, Latvia. Whatever, I can eat pigs and potatoes I guess.
     
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  14. devine

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    This joke gets funnier every time I swear
     
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  15. Cornelius Suttree

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    I haven't done enough international travel to have a really good sense

    but I would look into Canada and Australia first. Would probably look into Mexico. Then I like the idea of South America too: Quito (9,000 ft :fap:), Lima, Santiago, Buenos Aires, etc
     
  16. The Banks

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    Make it permanent, imo.
     
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  17. BillyHo

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    Man I would hate to see what life-threatening shortages in the healthcare industry would look like. Those damn working people angling to get laid off are going to doom us all.

    Ben Sasse can get fucked forever. What an asshole.
     
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  18. The Banks

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    1. New Zealand
    2. Sweden
    3. Norway
    4. Denmark
    5. Canada (if I get lazy)

    HM: Germany
     
  19. Drown ‘Em

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    https://www.postandcourier.com/heal...cle_eeed2bc8-6ed9-11ea-9597-d7391f1f202c.html

    Check out this (alleged) fuck head in Charleston...

    “Coquin, a five-month-old wine bar on Spring Street, is being accused of misleading customers by selling frozen pizzas as “gourmet Roman-style thin crust pizza, with house made marinara sauce and whole milk mozzarella.”

    Amid an unprecedented financial crisis for the hospitality sector, which has inspired many Charleston-area eaters to shower cash on independent restaurants, and many food-and-beverage workers to safeguard their money, concerned diners who spend time in the neighborhood claim chef-owner Chip Grimalda is selling mass-market pizza marked up 700 percent.

    Coquin last weekend launched its pizza program
    , promoting the new pies on its website and via Instagram ads. According to Grimalda, the restaurant has since sold about 20 pizzas a day, priced at $18 for cheese or $20 for a pizza topped with meat or vegetables.“
     
    #28819 Drown ‘Em, Mar 26, 2020
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  20. The Banks

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    ka,

    Welcome
     
  21. DrTomOsbourne

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    Who wants to do a TMB zoom booze cruise this weekend since we're all gonna die soon?
     
  22. Fuck this

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    Drunk again, can’t stop thinking about my parents who are 65 and up getting it.
     
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  23. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    my dad is trumptard but at least he believes this is real and isn’t going out. My sister lives with them so she is keeping them stocked up so at least I believe they are doing all they can. If not I’d be in your place too.
     
  24. The Banks

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    Tickled 50K new cases today. Outpacing a god damn logarithmic curve
     
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  25. Fuck this

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    my dad is the same. He has hunkered down thankfully and my mom will be there tomorrow so they will at least be together. My mom went to the hospital for a week 1.5 years ago with pneumonia =\
     
  26. Drown ‘Em

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    Are they taking proper precautions? If so, you can’t worry yourself over something neither you or they can control. It’s easier said than done, but don’t worry about that until you actually have to cross that road.
     
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  27. xec

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    I’m really shocked at the lack of opportunity recognition by my fellow TMB-ers. Italy and Spain are going to soon have hundreds, maybe thousands, of available properties on the cheap.
     
  28. Fuck this

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    yeah, both are actually being really smart. I picked some stuff up from dad the other day and had him leave it outside. We spoke for a minute from their front door and my car and that was that.
     
  29. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Dr. Mr. Dentist, MD DDS
     
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  30. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    today was another downward tick in % of increase in cases

    23.21%, down from 24.17% yesterday
     
  31. Joe Withabee

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    Not to be a downer, but this seems to come from our test processing ability maxing out
     
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  32. Hawks11

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    Are y’all worried about being forced to return to your offices once Trump announces everything open? I am. I’m afraid it’s going to put too much pressure on governors and local officials, even with an increase in cases.
     
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  33. NCHusker

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    This take will always get a like from me
     
  34. The Banks

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    Using the past 3-4 days, what does that put us at in 3 weeks?
     
  35. NCHusker

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    Maybe this virus will be our WW2 and we'll get some fucking humane policies out of it
     
  36. Joe_Pesci

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    americans have goldfish memories so probably not
     
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  37. The Banks

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    If you can work from home I don’t see how an employer can force you to return to work because Donald wants to golf. Will trump put pressure on governors? Sure. But he did nothing so he can’t undo anything.
     
  38. bro

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    Not in my state. But I could understand being fearful if you had a shitty governor and boss
     
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  39. Homo Erectus

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    A lot of Americans arent informed and only see the bs sold to them on television.
     
  40. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Ya. I’m not drawing any conclusions from the downward tick. Just providing a touch more info than a headline that could be misleading.
     
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  41. Joe_Pesci

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    I was wondering about what kind of power the president actually has here since most (all?) of the shutdowns have been done on the state and local level
     
  42. NCHusker

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    Goldfish having bad memories is actually a myth so Americans are probably worse
     
  43. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I don’t have a way of doing that so I’d pass that off to someone else
     
  44. Joe_Pesci

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    i'm going to continue using that joke regardless
     
  45. bro

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  46. NCHusker

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    Oh yeah goldfish definitely have better memories than Americans do
     
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  47. bro

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  48. xec

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    None, but, like someone pointed out, shitty governors and bosses are simply looking for a reason.
     
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  49. Fuck this

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    basically

    Florida
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    Etc
     
  50. The Banks

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