CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. blotter

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    it's likely they recently bought those, but also you never know who might be wearing a used mask from their woodworking or painting project
     
  2. Andy Reocho

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    Everyone also knows there’s always money in the banana stand.
     
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  4. HowdyHorns

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    I hate Reno
     
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  5. One Two

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    Anyone else work in banking?

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  6. prerecordedlive

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    It’s too early in the workday for you to start the run of beer pics.
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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  8. clemsontyger04

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    McMaster still pussyfooting around. "Non essential businesses" are closed for 15 days. Just short of a stay at home order.
     
  9. enjj

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    Not according to my next beer.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    being married I’ve trained for this for the last 15-20 years.
     
  11. Jake Scott

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    There's just something about a pandemic that really makes me want to do hard drugs.
     
  12. Wauchula

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    Just dropping in to say that Ron Desantis absolutely sucks.

    Carry on.
     
  13. bro

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  14. bertwing

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    The fuck it is

    just popped a top
     
  15. Imurhuckleberry

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    I have quite a few pills left from various surgeries. Normally I don't take them but keep them around jic. Now I'm like fuckit. Maybe I'll order a Xbox, play some vids, and drop an oxi.

    Or plant a garden. One of the two.
     
  16. bertwing

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    Stick to cocaine, it’s much better for you
     
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  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Went to bed last night and started thinking about BamaNug's cookie creation and had to bite my lip to stop myself from laughing so hard and waking up my wife. That may be the greatest thing to come out of this thread.
     
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  18. enjj

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    Are the rules suspended or something?
     
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  19. Jake Scott

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    Yea, see I've got pain meds for my back but I don't take them unless I absolutely have to. I also have adderall. I could play some vids and plant a garden at the same time.
     
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  20. Imurhuckleberry

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    I'm sheltering in place and don't know anyone who will deliver. :(
     
  21. Jake Scott

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    Everyone in that line of business is delivering :twocents:
     
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  22. Bo Pelinis

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    I keep a bag of crack rocks around for the lean times and you all have inspired me to break into my crack stash
     
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  23. C A N E

    C A N E Let justice be done though the heavens fall
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    Fredo has it? :chatzy:
     
  24. Tarpon Nole

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    US is at 436 deaths for today. It's 3:50 eastern

    Things are going to get very bad next week
     
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  25. Tug

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    What a weird thing to say / celebrate.
     
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  26. DeToxRox

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  27. bertwing

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    I love him
     
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    Aren't the vast majority asymptomatic ??
     
  29. C A N E

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    :roll:
     
  30. Jeffrey Lebowski

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  31. bertstare

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    Where’s the pic
     
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  32. Phil Connors

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  33. DeToxRox

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    Wish Rob Ford was around for this
     
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  34. chuckmasterflex

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  35. One Two

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    Everything is so fucked up
     
  36. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  37. Tarpon Nole

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    Guess I'll be that guy, but there goes NHL, MLB and NBA

    In case in wasn't already obvious
     
  38. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    512 deaths now for today
     
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  39. Lyrtch

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    hes always been a right wing chud so its on brand
     
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  40. Tug

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    Sorry, I don’t think that ethnic slurs or people catching pandemic virus are funny or celebratory. But you do you
     
  41. Phil Connors

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    Lots of SBA loan requests.

    expecting underwriting changes coming on a conf call tomorrow with our chief risk exec.
     
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  42. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    don jr?
     
  43. laxjoe

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    forgive my ignorance here, but who are you talking about?
     
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  44. bturns

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    I haven't seen an update for the age groups for the dead. Is it still the vast majority are +60-70?
     
  45. Andy Reocho

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    Sounds just like something Jesus would do
     
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  46. One Two

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    I am fucking drowning between that and rate volatility. Sounds like we are waiving underwriting for these SBA things
     
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  47. laxjoe

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    deaths are, yes (at least the last that i saw).
     
  48. TrustyPatches

    TrustyPatches Life is is a bunch of ups and Caleb Downs
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    Betta not nothing happen to Frodo