CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Joe Withabee

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    Its showing as the headline on their BREAKING NEWS deal on the channel.
     
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    We still doing beer pics in here?
     
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  3. devine

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    This guy should be in jail
     
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  4. Henry Blake

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    It's amazing how all these govs. feel like they have to kiss the ring.

    Ned Lamont (D-Conn) was on w Wolf Blitzer, and Wolf asked him what he would say to Trump. He praised Trump for finally coming around and taking this seriously, etc.

    This was right after he and Wolf had talked about Conn. ordering vents months ago and only getting a fraction of them. When Conn. calls the fed govt to see where they are, they always say that somebody else needed them more. :facepalm::
     
  5. DeToxRox

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  6. Randy Bobandi

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    Someone at my work tested positive. They won’t tell us who. Should make finding out who had contact with them pretty easy.
     
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  8. Tarpon Nole

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    God damn this is one stupid human
     
  9. Tarpon Nole

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    Set your calendars, boys. 2 weeks and it's over!

    Thanks Donald
     
  10. blotter

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    Amazing logic from desantis leaving it to localities. There is an SNL bit here where conservative elected officials keep passing the buck downstream for a global pandemic

    "If your neighborhood watch doesn't have a pandemic response team you're only opening yourself up to the tyranny of your local municipality"
     
  11. clemsontyger04

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    I know yall love my Trumper coworker stories. This one is short.

    Looks at the total cases number of 150k.

    "There is only 150k cases nationwide, OPEN THE COUNTRY NOW!"

    I thought immediately of Inghram demanding an end date
     
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  12. tylerdolphin

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    It's just baffling to me that people can see what's going on in Italy, Spain, NO, NYC, etc and just can't grasp that at some point you're gonna be next and it's your call to a degree on just how bad you want to make it.

    I can understand the skepticism at first. It's hard to grasp if you're not perusing Twitter reading expert opinions. But seeing real time examples and still not getting it is a special kind of stupid.
     
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  13. southlick

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    CNN not airing his presser today. They'll probably cut in when the docs start speaking.
     
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  14. Tarpon Nole

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    Oh, so now per DT. It's a plague

    We've gone from it's the flu to it's the plague

    Fuck this piece of shit

    God damn why am I watching this filth
     
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  15. MtOread

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    He is and will be directly responsible for thousands of deaths. I hope those with important voices will start to say this loudly in the weeks and months to come.
     
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  16. clemsontyger04

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    In my best Donald voice. "You can call it many things. Many people are now calling it a plague"
     
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  17. Tarpon Nole

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    Hahahah this dumb fucker looking at this slide
     
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  18. Henry Blake

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    Birx talking about mitigation as deaths are exploding. Maybe a few weeks ago would have been good?
     
  19. tylerdolphin

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    His reaction to it and the ensuing consequences are sadly probably too abstract to matter to most people.

    I'm pretty jaded though.
     
  20. Tarpon Nole

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    A "hill" of 200k corpses

    Cunt
     
  21. Lyrtch

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    our testing capacity plateauing is very not good
     
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  22. fsutony

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    So all of Florida is pretty much dead.
     
  23. dathalfnukkahd

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    Funny they're now showing the flattening the curve graph. we have been seeing this graph with these numbers for over month now.
     
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  25. IvanTheTerrible

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    He's officially losing it.
     
  26. Henry Blake

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    There was one of these pressers a few weeks ago when Birx spoke pretty forcefully about social distancing, but since then, it's just been the Trump comedy hour.
     
  27. fsutony

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    Italy did a full shut down. Why don’t we do it?
     
  28. clemsontyger04

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    That would be a productive move. We dont do productive things under this administration
     
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  29. devine

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    Dr birx looks miserable and defeated
     
  30. DeToxRox

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    Welcome to me beginning in November 2016
     
  31. fsutony

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    This briefing is scary shit. I don’t think they believe we are going to stop this.
     
  32. bro

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  33. Tarpon Nole

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    I'm sure trump will have his usual Q&A BS though
     
  34. DeToxRox

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    I have seen this look before

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  35. NYGator

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    At least we were getting a grown up press conference. Now we have Pence giving Trump a rim job to Trump for his decision making,
     
  36. Irush

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  37. snowfx2

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  38. One Two

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    Good news guys
     
  39. UncleJesse

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    Nobody is going to dealerships now and the plants are making ventilators you ignorant shit.
     
  40. One Two

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    But this will help the economy
     
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  41. devine

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    770+ new deaths, most in one day
     
  42. tylerdolphin

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    This was posted on another board I post on. Shits crazy if accurate.

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  43. Joe_Pesci

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    I legitimately wonder when he last drove a car
     
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  44. bro

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  45. bro

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  46. bro

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  47. devine

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    Dr birx just said we expect range to be 100-200k
     
  48. RavenNole

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  49. devine

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    This is a clown show, birx is a moron