CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Joe_Pesci

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    Definite ha-oak guy
     
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  2. Doc Louis

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    At least everyone will be able to get out and attend funerals
     
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  6. Henry Blake

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    CNN (Blitzer) just stated that sources are saying that the nat'l stockpile of 'protective gear' is just about empty. No mention of vents.
     
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  7. Schadenfred

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    Republicans currently working on a bill to transform Wall Street's Charging Bull into a brazen bull.

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  9. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Classic mix up!
     
  10. Jeffrey Lebowski

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    Georgia going shelter in place on Friday

    schools closed for rest of academic year
     
  11. Truman

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    Oh thank goodness we're kicking up the war on drugs. That's incredibly important right now
     
  12. bro

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    :roll:

    “He rolled the dice and it came up snake eyes. Live and learn. YOLO.”
     
  13. momux

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    Well this backfired. My house is filthy as hell, I had to go buy a toilet brush and cleaner today and on top of it all the proprietor refunded my bill pay which I can only assume means she’s laying off her employees.
     
  14. devine

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    I didn’t know hallmark had that kind of content
     
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  15. Henry Blake

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    It was the Christmas episode where Lacey Chabert moved back to Vermont to open a cookie shop and threw her rival Danica McKellar into an old well.

    I've got a hunch about this warm weather!
     
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  16. fsutony

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    Can’t forget about colored people trying to bring drugs in our country. Millions dead won’t matter if we don’t stop the evil Mexicans.
     
  17. GrizzliesDrew

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    Who gives a flying fuck about cartels right now???
     
  18. fsutony

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    Fox News viewers.
     
  19. texasraider

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  20. bro

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  21. joe-

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    sorry you... had to cancel your maid?
     
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  23. Doc Louis

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    Imagine finding a bank security guard who's that well spoken.
     
  24. Henry Blake

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    This is amazing. Oh and by the way, we're doing very well on that other thing killing thousands of Americans.
     
  25. killerwvu

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  26. blotter

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    So uh I'm not a virologist or doctor, but with constant testing and antibodies from recovered patients being administered early, could ultra wealthy or connected people basically be shielded from the worst of covid?

    Basically I'm asking if trump is shotgunning blood plasma daily and should we drop the idea that this could ever take him out?
     
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    If Donald trump shot him on 5 ave I wouldn’t even argue they should include that in his next articles of impeachment.
     
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  28. Mix

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    WTF is this drug thing? Who gives a fuck?
     
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  29. Henry Blake

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    Doubling down on his hunch that hospitals don't need as much ppe as they say they do.
     
  30. Walt Disney

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    would that mean just public schools? Like if private schools are setup for online stuff would they also be closed
     
  31. NYGator

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    Trump standing there and talking about our sophistication compared to other countries with regard to social distancing is truly special.
     
  32. BellottiBold

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    I bet the whole anti cartel thing is just reactionary bullshit to that tijuana-sd tunnel discovery the other day
     
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  34. Schadenfred

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    Probably doing what Peter Thiel (another billionaire right-winger) has been alleged to be doing, which is receiving transfusions of blood harvested from young people.
     
  35. BellottiBold

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    This is a former VP of NBC News lol
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

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  37. THF

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  38. Imurhuckleberry

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    Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
     
  39. Imurhuckleberry

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  40. Henry Blake

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  41. rockportraider

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    Gotta love Russia and China falling on their face with their geopolitical influence strategy.
     
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  42. Hank Scorpio

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    Love that church services are considered essential. If no one can see me praising God with tears in my eyes or tithing above and beyond, what's the point?
     
  43. RavenNole

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    Jail this fucker
     
  44. DeToxRox

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    I hope it’s like Woodstock 99
     
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  45. bro

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  46. IvanTheTerrible

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    He just said hospitals are being built in Louisiana. That's a fucking lie.
     
  47. gus_chiggins

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    Siap, but does anyone else get triggered by the way Trump pronounces inDUStry
     
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