CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I put all my veggies in the dishwasher and run a quick cycle and then dry them next to (NOT under) a warm iron
     
    #34251 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  2. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    #34252 bro, Apr 2, 2020
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  3. enjj

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    #34253 enjj, Apr 2, 2020
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  4. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    This mf'er just said he said "Let it go" to PPE and vents going to Spain and Italy. I don't even know what to say to that.
     
    #34254 dblplay1212, Apr 2, 2020
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  5. dblplay1212

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    If this mf'er says he's just a backup one more time. POTUS used to be the leader of the free world, now he's not even the leader of the US. Die slow cocksucker.
     
    #34255 dblplay1212, Apr 2, 2020
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  6. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    The whole point of me posting that was because she’s washing them in soap which is extremely dumb
     
    #34256 devine, Apr 2, 2020
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  7. Weedlord420

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    Jared kushner might be more evil than Donald trump
     
    #34257 Weedlord420, Apr 2, 2020
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  8. Bruce Bowen

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    #34258 Bruce Bowen, Apr 2, 2020
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  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    my bad carry on.
     
    #34259 Daniel Ocean, Apr 2, 2020
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  10. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Corporate buzzwords weren't really mentioned, but he did say a whole lot of nothing
     
    #34260 spagett, Apr 2, 2020
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  11. Champ

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    It’s recommended by experts to wash it in dish soap...
     
    #34261 Champ, Apr 2, 2020
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  12. blotter

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    Far cry from "I alone can fix it" in his RNC speech
     
    #34262 blotter, Apr 2, 2020
  13. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    it’s literally not
     
    #34263 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  14. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    No it’s not it’s recommended to not use dish soap
     
    #34264 devine, Apr 2, 2020
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  15. Champ

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    Our Fauci recommended us to in a PC...
     
    #34265 Champ, Apr 2, 2020
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  16. Champ

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    Take it with Dr Arruda, I guess?
     
    #34266 Champ, Apr 2, 2020
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  17. DeToxRox

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    To be safe I’m only eating foods that were loaded into vending machines pre Corona.
     
    #34267 DeToxRox, Apr 2, 2020
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  18. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    Fruits and vegetables are porous. that means soap gets inside of them and gets you sick

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    #34268 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Yasss king

     
    #34269 steamengine, Apr 2, 2020
  20. Champ

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    I don’t know what to believe anymore
     
    #34270 Champ, Apr 2, 2020
  21. Kevintensity

    Kevintensity Poster/Posting Game Coordinator
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    Just don't eat fruits and vegetables. Problem solved. Eat Arby's.
     
    #34271 Kevintensity, Apr 2, 2020
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  22. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Scarfs are better than n95 masks because they’re thicker
     
    #34272 texasraider, Apr 2, 2020
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  23. BudKilmer

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    Huge fan of enraged dbl
     
    #34273 BudKilmer, Apr 2, 2020
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  24. Born Again Lefty

    Born Again Lefty Respect The Pouch
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    #34274 Born Again Lefty, Apr 2, 2020
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  25. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    the original jumanji is on AMC and free form at the same time it’s not COVID related but a fun anecdote nonetheless
     
    #34275 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  26. BudKilmer

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    #34276 BudKilmer, Apr 2, 2020
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  27. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    #34277 Andy Reocho, Apr 2, 2020
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  28. Kevintensity

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    #34278 Kevintensity, Apr 2, 2020
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  29. Goose

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    #34279 Goose, Apr 2, 2020
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    Show off
     
    #34280 HoosDaMan, Apr 2, 2020
  31. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    #34281 cutig, Apr 2, 2020
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  32. Josey Wales

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    Let’s reopen on April 12, America!

    totally based on absolutely no data at all.
     
    #34282 Josey Wales, Apr 2, 2020
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  33. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Same goes for the medical/scientific side of all this. Testing is a complete failure. Shelter in place is just done on an 'if you want to do it' basis from the fed's pov. We are going to have to have a strong, unified front to deal with this virus for the next 9 mos. to a year (or more). Massive testing (virus and antibody) is going to have to take place and those results are going to have to be accurate and accessible. Based on current results, I don't see how that happens.
    Him, Pence, Miller, Barr. It's evil distilled down to a pure form in this WH.
     
    #34283 Henry Blake, Apr 2, 2020
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  34. Tarpon Nole

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    #34284 Tarpon Nole, Apr 2, 2020
  35. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    :notobamanotbad:
     
    #34285 Andy Reocho, Apr 2, 2020
  36. RavenNole

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    I watched that and my first thought was that guy who tweeted that has likely never actually heard corporate buzzwords
     
    #34286 RavenNole, Apr 2, 2020
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  37. Buns

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    Go off, king.
     
    #34287 Buns, Apr 2, 2020
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  38. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    #34288 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  39. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    I’d show you my vegetable haul but it’s pre-soaking in gasoline
     
    #34289 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  40. HotMic

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    Guys, wash your fruits and vegetables with this stuff. Been using it for years.

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    #34290 HotMic, Apr 2, 2020
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  41. pez

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    be sure to burn it off prior to eating
     
    #34291 pez, Apr 2, 2020
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  42. 941Gator

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    had to panic buy due to 30 day shut down

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    #34292 941Gator, Apr 2, 2020
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  43. momux

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    sheesh. Lots of alcohol issues popping up itt.
     
    #34293 momux, Apr 2, 2020
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  44. Tarpon Nole

    Tarpon Nole Well-Known Member
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    They aren't banning booze sales
     
    #34294 Tarpon Nole, Apr 2, 2020
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  45. BudKilmer

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  46. momux

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    I bought the same a week ago; they’re all gone.
     
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  47. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    bertstare I have some extra bleach in case you want to come drink it
     
    #34297 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  48. Cousin Eddie

    Cousin Eddie Lookin for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
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    #34298 Cousin Eddie, Apr 2, 2020
  49. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    nice

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    #34299 joe-, Apr 2, 2020
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  50. DistantFactor

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    #34300 DistantFactor, Apr 2, 2020
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