CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. HotMic

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  2. bertwing

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    Can’t catch the Rona if you drink bleach!
     
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    Please keep us updated.

    Since we can't have the actual guillotine (yet), it would be nice to here the karma version is at work.
     
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  5. Beeds07

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    They gotta be able to get back to work for the ECONOMY!!!
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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    this kushner answer may be what breaks me completely and turns me into a...uhh...teddy k type
     
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    and asking every general to fend for themselves and compete against each other.
     
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  10. Lyrtch

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    titos and lime la croix is an elite combo in a pinch

    or just in general
     
  11. pez

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    Good thread
     
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    I’ve decided to add more Tito’s into my life. I was thinking Tito’s in fresh lemonade.
     
  13. Russellin4885

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    What the fuck does his answer even mean? Who is “our”?
     
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    Would be a nice use for your Trump bucks!
     
  15. Weedlord420

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    The needs of the bureaucracy and free market outweigh your “deaths” and “widespread panic and economic ruin”
     
  16. Redav

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    Think he's saying they can choose what states they give it to. It's an infuriating answer
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    If not the states who is us/ours?
     
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  18. Daniel Ocean

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    If that’s is what he meant, that makes no sense. It would still be the states using them and asking the feds for them. Unless he wants us to believe the states are just doing curbside pickup.
     
  19. MtOread

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    Significant other has become a fan of a local kombucha brewer and bought a shit ton of it right before we started quarantining. Made some margaritas with tequila, triple sec, margarita flavored kombucha, and lime juice. After having 3 I can say with confidence they are good.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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  21. Henry Blake

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    It's things like that that make me think our country is irreparably broken. The most basic laws/standards/conventions now mean nothing.

    Life is short, and we all feel that even more clearly today. Makes one start looking at other countries that are functional and ones that behave like a first-world country.
     
  22. Zap Branigan

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    Holy shit at kushbag, this useless federal government in a time of immense crisis.

    Either with(most likely) or without Putin’s direction, these assholes are trying their best to get this country to split up.
     
  23. Larry Sura

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  24. Redav

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    I'm sure the Trumps see it as their's to hand out to whomever they please
     
  25. Henry Blake

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    The thing about it is that the crisis is somewhat isolated in several places across the country. NYC, New Rochelle, Albany (GA), MI, LA, and some others. While not ideal for beating the virus, this staggered wave of infections should allow the fed govt. to respond 'very strongly' in each of these areas. When others spike later in the month, then transfer resources to the new hot spots. But alas. We're led by corrupt children.
     
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  28. Drown ‘Em

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    Some reporter should ask Trump exactly what is the expertise that his son in law has which makes him a valuable advisor for the pandemic response? As far as I can tell he is nothing more than a political advisor who has nothing to add except political calculations. And if, as Trump insists, he actually wants to remove politics from the response shouldn’t he remove his own political advisors from the task force?
     
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    Im just waiting for that fuck face known as Eric to be brought to the presser. Cant stand that prick


    Edit:

    Throw in his piece of shit son Jr too.

    Baron you're still cool for now.
     
  30. Henry Blake

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    who would have thunk he couldn't get this right...

     
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm shocked he didn't drop Thought Leadership
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    The "Federal Stock Pile" is our stock pile.

    Bitch mother fuck, we are your stock pile
     
  35. Henry Blake

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    The best bigly ships.
    We were just sitting around the WH and this big, husky man said, 'Sir don't we have medical ships?'

     
  36. Champ

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    Great job with the thread tonight everyone. :beerchug:
     

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  37. C A N E

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    Can I post a picture of my shock top?
     
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  38. Daniel Ocean

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    IDK can you?
     
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  39. MtOread

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    We’re gonna need more than a bullshit 9/11 commission equivalent after this. We all need to demand it.
     
  40. Tarpon Nole

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    I mean....isn't that smart? You don't want it on there. Then you just have another cruise ship situation

    These are meant to be relief hospitals so real hospitals can treat covid patients
     
  41. Henry Blake

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    For sure. You can't get even one covid patient on there.
     
  42. prerecordedlive

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    Pulled the trigger and outright deleted Facebook tonight. Fuck everything about their platform. I’m done.
     
  43. RavenNole

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    you are assuming the federal government is competent
     
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  46. Henry Blake

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    Agree. And this is a very chaotic, out-of-control situation in all of these cities/states. Putting the current admin aside, there are lots of provisions in our laws that would enable us to deal with this very effectively. Yet, we're fucking up every aspect of the federal response. It's hard to imagine what it would look like if every big city were exploding with infection at once.

    Gov. Cuomo just said vents are going for $50k apiece now, up from $18k.
     
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    Only 968 dead today
     
  48. RavenNole

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    Word coming out of the UK that their national health service is actually sending coronavirus tests to Germany to get tested because it’s quicker than using UK labs. What a disaster.
     
  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    decided to drive over to a dispensary I haven't utilized in a while and drove over there right at the start of rush hour. No traffic at all and found a parking spot right in front of the place on the city's main street. So that was really nice
     
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