CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. Imurhuckleberry

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  2. Henry Blake

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    There will prob be more than one shelter in place window after this one, and we'll have to social distance for a long time (unless you find out you've had it). Complicated picture. Early estimates were that ~50% would get it. If it dies down, and shelter in place orders are lifted, then there will be flare ups. Ppl will start traveling more heavily and new hotspots will develop.
     
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  3. The Great Pumpkin

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    Rest in Power to your lovely GF. Please reach out to your loved ones during the rough times ahead.
     
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  4. HoosDaMan

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    Once we know who has had it, we can send those people back into the real world. Need some type of at home prick your finger test.
     
  5. shaolin5

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  6. Todd Bonzales

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  7. Lyrtch

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    you really just need someone to educate people on the plan

    if people think shelter in place (and not various versions of social distancing that can be localized as testing ramps up etc) is the move until we get a vaccine compliance rates will decline

    the kind of shrug yolo ever changing plan that gets changed by state governments overruling local ones then reactive to trumps impulses is just the worst kind of stew
     
  8. dblplay1212

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    If done right, playing golf is probably pretty safe. Unfortunately most people will double up in carts and take group pictures.
     
  9. Hogview

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    Who takes group pics while playing golf?
     
  10. Bruce Bowen

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    Wifes friends Mom hosted a ~50 person wedding in her backyard yesterday. This was in FL.
     
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  11. dblplay1212

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  12. Todd Bonzales

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    Millions of people.
     
  13. AIOLICOCK

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    Anybody else just tired? Like...I'm just emotionally exhausted.
    P common stuff, bud
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    Bored, tired, helpless, but also anxious and antsy to be doing something but I’m sick of cleaning and house shit. I need the weather to get better here.
     
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  15. Hogview

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    I understand it during a tournament but just a regular 4some, didn't think it was that common.
     
  16. kennypowers

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    Yeah ok tough guy, but how many MLB execs are you talking to?

    Seriously, this is not fucking complicated. Sports can’t happen without a vaccine or effective treatment. Cases would sprout up instantly and spread like wildfire and the league would shut down. An mlb season would last a week tops.
     
  17. DeToxRox

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  18. Cornelius Suttree

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    Fuck

    People suck. Stay home. Put the greater good above your self interests
     
  19. ButchCassidy

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    Our somewhat destination wedding is in August. We’re starting to think we’re gonna have to delay it. Idk what that means for people who have booked their travel and room.
     
  20. DeToxRox

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    I agree with everyone that there won’t be any sports until 2021. It’s going to be a complete shitshow when sports come back as well. You’re going to see every major pro and college sport doing truncated seasons in the same fucking window of time.
     
  21. ATXCane03

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    There’s going to be a sport that comes back this year in some capacity (empty arena, neutral sites, etc)
     
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  22. bro

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    Guys please stop depressing me about the lack of sports
     
  23. GrizzliesDrew

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  24. DeToxRox

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    It’ll be the NHL if it’s anyone. I’m a massive hockey fan, and I hate the idea. That said, they always are looking for ways to grow the sport. Being the only sport playing certainly is one way of trying that.
     
  25. Weedlord420

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    Imo cancel it sooner rather than later to give your guests a better fighting chance at getting a refund.
     
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  26. Andy Reocho

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    At least 40% of the country is incapable of this line of thought. It’s fantasy to them
     
  27. ohhaithur

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    In some ways (hotel, rental car) that's definitely better to do it early. But for flights, they might be better off waiting until closer so they get refunds (like if the flights get cancelled)

    I would 100% make the decision on yourself ButchCassidy. Good luck
     
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  28. Blu Tang Clan

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    you also have media, stadium workers, television production personnel, hotel/quarantine personnel and support staff in each city, airline personnel and support staff in each city, differing allowances from each state. And before all that, you need a few weeks of spring training where all of those previous factors are at play. It’s a 4th-and-30 Hail Mary.
     
  29. Beeds07

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    You didn't have to tell us.
     
  30. bro

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  31. Blu Tang Clan

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    This is much different than hanging out with a friend in person. Use FaceTime/Houseparty/Zoom and hang out that way.
     
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  32. DUCKMOUTH

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    Working for home and only going to the store when something is needed. Have had takeout delivered a couple times, but far less than usual.

    Occasionally a neighbor or two will have a beer with me in the driveway.

    overall I feel my family is doing well at social distancing. We are blessed that we we work in positions that keep us employed and can do it from home during this
     
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  33. Andy Reocho

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  34. Beeds07

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    What can they do since courts are closed?
     
  35. DUCKMOUTH

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    least surprising news of the day
     
  36. Blu Tang Clan

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    So true. People are on the verge of cutting their wrists in there, more than usual. It’s much worse than normal, and normal makes me want to hurl my head at a metal 2x4 much of the time.
     
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  37. bro

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  38. DUCKMOUTH

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    I know civil courts, etc are closed. Talked to a criminal defense attorney and they are doing trials via video with judge and clerk in courtroom and inmate from jail. Thought that was interesting
     
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  39. bro

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    To be fair, your class sucks
     
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  40. Beeds07

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    I want to beat him to death with a whiffle ball bat.
     
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  41. Beeds07

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    I assumed it was something like that and knew someone would point me to the right direction.
     
  42. DUCKMOUTH

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    What’s sad is if he has debt on those buildings the bank would do a 90 day payment deferral and push those 3 months to the end of his loan. He probably did that and is still expecting rents. Fucking shit bag
     
  43. Blu Tang Clan

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    yeah, probably, but I just have a really hard time giving a shit about any of it right now. Just seems so trivial.
     
  44. bro

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    Oh, I agree, I’d say that too if my class sucked.
     
  45. billdozer

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    You would think the PGA could pretty easily.
     
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  46. Blu Tang Clan

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    Ugh. Not this thread
     
  47. Redav

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    This is the nightmare scenario I was thinking of yesterday. Football starts. You play 3 games and oops a couple of guys on one team has it. You have to quarantine two other teams that just played them for two weeks. Then someone on the quarantined teams tests positive and on and on. I think this is why you never even see an attempt at starting back up until way on down the line
     
  48. Blu Tang Clan

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    Horse racing or combat sports maybe.