CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. jokewood

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    If Zuckerberg donates 20 billion dollars, I will mercifully sharpen the guillotine blade. Final offer.
     
  2. Lyrtch

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    yeah if i lived in WI I might be buying some blueprints for a certain device that corrects political corruption
     
  3. fsutony

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    Can we please stop airing these press conferences. They aren’t even about the pandemic. Idiot
     
  4. Illinihockey

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    Fuck the death numbers today, hope that’s just catch up from the weekend
     
  5. Henry Blake

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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    A voting machine?
     
  7. ugafish

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    What a fucking poser. His beard gives it away. Can’t have a beard with n95 mask.
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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    that doesnt correct what the wisconsin GOP is doing
     
  9. Joe_Pesci

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    I was thinking a pipe bomb
     
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  10. VaxRule

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  11. Good Effort! Good Game!

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    You trust our shit-show government to better utilize the money that Bill Gates is spending on solving some of our greatest problems? A government that can't even efficiently get medical equipment and supplies to our states without bungling the entire process and increasing time to deliver + cost?

    Enlighten me, please.
     
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  12. RowdyBurns

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    I bet Birx gives great dome
     
  13. Redav

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    I don't really get us getting more optimistic predictions as we move past 2k daily deaths. It's hard to square
     
  14. chuckmasterflex

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    Wouldn't want for anyone to get sick
     
  15. HoosDaMan

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    She’s too uptight
     
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  16. HoosDaMan

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    Seema on the other hand
     
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  17. texasraider

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    My special needs goddaughter has had a fever the past few days and couldn’t shake it. Shes immune deficient so not good.

    Her mom took her to their pediatrician today and they tested her for flu, strep and covid but the doctor diagnosed her with an ear infection so hopefully that’s it.

    She’s two and is my favorite human being on the planet.
     
  18. bwi2

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    what the fuck is wrong with you
     
  19. citrodong

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    They should be able to visually see an ear infection pretty well. If they're calling it that then I would feel hopeful.
     
  20. BlazingRebel

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    When my fiancee and toddler were sick with bronchitis a few weeks that was absolutely terrifying
     
  21. RowdyBurns

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    I’m down for whatever during these crazy times

    :quagmire:
     
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  22. AptosDuck

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    Back in 2004 my 20 month-old son was hospitalized with RSV. Probably the scariest time I've had as a parent was spending those days at his cribside listening to him try to breathe

    (respiratory therapists kept assuring us that his case wasn't nearly as serious as many in the NICU, and that he'd be OK, but when it's your toddler gasping for air it's hard to be optimistic)
     
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  23. Buns

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    The billionaires are totally gonna see this bro!!
     
  24. Mister Me Too

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    The bumbling of things by the government is by design because it gets idiots talking about how the government sucks and more money should stay in the hands of billionaires. When the highest tax rate in the US was > 90% a ton of shit got done. Attending college was affordable, money was spent on feeding the less fortunate among other things. You should read up about the US government pre-Reagan and his destructive policies.
     
  25. clemsontyger04

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    Im all for Gates giving more, but i feel like we are losing focus on the Billionaire we should be pissed at.

    Yo Bezos stop being a piece of shit
     
  26. momux

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    “Bill Gates donating $3b dollars is the same as a minimum wage worker donating $50”

    - someone who has donated $0
     
  27. Blu Tang Clan

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    This might be the truest thing ever posted on this site. Sorry, too easy.
     
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  28. Todd Bonzales

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    duc15 , residents here are coming down on teachers because “the teachers aren’t doing anything and the parents are doing all the work”. The parents want teachers to go on unemployment because they think they are doing everything.
     
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  29. BlazingRebel

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    With her being immunocompromised from all the MRIs I'm taking every precaution I can to avoid getting my family sick.
     
  30. Killy Me Please

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  31. Henry Blake

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    Paramedics/EMTs on PBS just said that workers like them in NYC make an average of $37k with no health insurance. He said if he gets sick he won't be able to go to the hospital. Most work 2 or 3 jobs just b/c being a paramedic lets them help people.
     
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  32. Blu Tang Clan

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    Yeah, let’s get the weekday death numbers going down before we declare “victory” here.
     
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  33. Todd Bonzales

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    I believe I heard COVID-19 cases will be treated cost-free, or that’s the plan.
     
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  34. aisle seven

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    Wow, how noble.

    I'm not being a dick to you, the situation sucks.
     
  35. Beeds07

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    Bark bark bark bark bark
     
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  36. Todd Bonzales

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    Yeah, I was just saying I think that’s the plan. If it really is, that needs to be repeated over and over so people like that medic in NY aren’t hesitant to go.
     
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  37. Killy Me Please

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    Private EMT make absolute shit money. They do it for credits and to build a resume. You have to really love it. And you have to really be goal oriented to get the fuck out of there and get into the FDNY, NYPD, etc.
     
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  38. Henry Blake

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    That would be great. PBS had 3 of them on the show (I was listening while doing something else). The one guy's impression was that he couldn't go to the hospital. Maybe just all part of the confusion going on in NYC, which would not be unexpected as crazy as it's been.
     
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  39. devine

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    I don’t know, I think you should look at this as a positive, sounds like you have a pretty compassionate kid
     
  40. Lyrtch

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    this is such a sad telling projection
     
  41. Beeds07

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  42. Corch

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    There are probably at least ten million people you should be more mad at than Bill Gates.
     
  43. BudKilmer

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  44. xec

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    My understanding is that WHO was trying to get details from China. China was resisting. China finally gave details to WHO in exchange for WHO saying nice things about China. WHO issued a Global Emergency warning and said nice things about China. This actually reminds me of the actions of a certain American federal office holder.

    Cutting funding to WHO is not the best response. The whole world needs to team up to hold China accountable to the world in regards to pandemics. If China insists on trying to hide communicable disease outbreaks, then when fishy reports come out of China the entire globe needs to immediately prohibit imports, flights, etc... from there. If China had taken responsibility and been transparent earlier, they could have been incredibly helpful.

    At the same time WHO needs to fix some internal operating gaps. For one thing, when it comes to dealing with China it needs to swing first and ask questions later. Defunding WHO will not help. I have to think that idea is just another attempt at deflecting responsibility for our own late response to this crisis.
     
  45. Killy Me Please

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    Its not the point. They're not being prioritized. They are running on limited supplies. So they're pretty much just living waiting to catch this shit.

    I just texted my buddy this as a joke. He just got out of the military and is looking for a job. He said the refresher courses are all closed. Lol. I'm like you're fucking nuts.
     
  46. user15000

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    On all the billionaire versus government talk, the government just decided to move some numbers around in a spreadsheet and add a few trillion more. So like who gives a shit, none of it is real anyways.

    Also it's not an absurd idea to think that someone like Gates is a better problem solver than the absolute shitshow of a governmental response that we've had to COVID.

    If you're going to go to bat for the government being a better allocator of capital, well then pot/kettle because you're just licking a different boot.
     
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  47. Todd Bonzales

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    So in NYC they will turn them away or not treat them at all?

    Also, even though there are online CEs, it’s almost a guarantee that all certs are going to be extended from their expiration dates.
     
  48. user15000

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    This response is bizarre.

    98% of this thread (myself included) shits on our government generally and its response to this disaster specifically. But the answer is to give the government more money? Or that the bureaucratic, FDA says no you can't do your own tests because reasons, let's create our own fucked up tests, endless list of traditional bullshit that we've been dealing with for months will someone handle a few billion and put it to better use than someone like Gates (or anyone else with money trying to create solutions to this problem)? I'm curious what evidence we have to support any of that being true. Also the fed has endless money per Powell. If this all goes away with a few more billion dollars, well then fire up the printers.
     
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