And nuke a hurricane, and look directly into an eclipse, and waterbomb a 800 year old cathedral. If he were in kindergarten in Alabama he'd be by far the dumbest motherfucker in his class. But he's the President.
Trump supporters after yesterdays presser.. I'm not sure about needles, but this will do the trick.. I needed a good laugh.
“So, I was watching Blade 2 and this guy Scud created, like, light grenades. They’re like bombs but they only explode light. So, I thought, if it works on both vampires and reapers, why not Coronavirus? So, we’re going to need some medical doctors to look at that. Maybe it will work or maybe it won’t. What harm will it do it try?”
It’s obvious that he doesn’t know what he’s going to say before he reads it. He was surprised that the paper said that he disagreed with Georgia’s governor but read it anyway. Edit: about five seconds into the video in this article if you haven’t seen it yet: https://www.ketv.com/article/trump-disagrees-strongly-with-georgia-s-plan-to-reopen/32243486#
It has been said a million times. But can you imagine the shit hemorrhage that Fox News would have if Hilary or Obama had suggested main lining bleach to cure a virus?
Has anyone put together a quick diagram, paragraph, etc. that shows all the people how dumb they are that are spewing FoxNews/Trumpisms that Covid is being overhyped/fake? My dad keeps texting me stupid texts like: " Lots of hospitals and ships are empty..." I respond with , well we've been quarantined and cancelled elective procedures. But that's not enough for him to stfu.
This seems like a good time to point out that people voted for trump because they didn’t like the other candidate.
Here you go, script writers. This ones free. Dr. Birx: "Mr. President, early studies from all over the world suggest that hydroxychloroquine has been found ineffective in treating COVID-19." President Trump: "Well, I'm hearing from a lot of people that it's works very effectively." Dr. Birx: "Well, I hear from a lot of people that shoving a flash light up my ass is very effective as well." (rolls eyes) one hour later in the press room
this is amazing. Where are the "experts" who think injecting household cleaners or, idk, the shit inside of glow sticks, is a good idea? "some experts" --- get the fuck out of here with this shit
Believe it was the FDA commissioner. Stunning to watch him completely try to cover for Trump. Every medical professional at the presser should have rushed to the stage, taken the mic, implored the American ppl not to do this, and resigned on the spot. Link to video Starts at 1:15
When a friend of trumps writes a hit piece in a conservative leaning newspaper, you know he’s gone completely off the rails even by his very low standards. There is no way these briefings aren’t hurting him with people who don’t live the MAGA cult lifestyle.
Behind the Bastards pod tells me there have been people drinking and bleach and taking bleach enemas to cure things like autism for years. My article: The internet: A Mistake
Celemo’s job is about to get really interesting while the game he brings us is about to get really predictable. “oh hey another glowstick”
The incompetence mixed with equal parts arrogance, narcissism & fears of looking unprepared is truly something ppl have never seen before. We did absolutely nothing b/c they were scared the market would react negatively & make them look like they didn't already have every single thing. If any congressional report doesn't directly state that "these action killed people", then it's just time to fully give up on the DNC. Weak morons with no help
Thinking about Kemp, the idea that he is putting lives at risk simply to appease the President because he knows those hilljacks will follow his every word only to have Trump publicly undermine and turn on him for appeasing him is :chefs kiss:
local hospital is seeing odd presentations of corona (parroting the reports of odd clotting among young people etc) and has started testing all admitted patients regardless of symptoms seems like we'll start getting better data here in a month or two
yeah, sure, okay disinfectants and light therapy for the mild cases but for the more serious cases, forget the ventilator give me the good stuff and get me some of that sweet, sweet chemotherapy to kill the virus, doc
You guys think Lysol could just lean into this and go with a new PR campaign? Lysol - injecting it won't disinfect your lungs, but it will clean up the gene pool.