Official Thread of God's Professional Tigers—3* seed

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  1. Baron

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  2. Goose

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    We are bad at football
     
  3. Baron

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    True
     
  4. Baron

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  5. Baron

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    Mike Brown absolutely fucks this pick up, right?
     
  6. Pelican

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    In a perfect world, the Bengals would make a statement this morning saying "We are drafting Joe Burrow. Please do not waste your time contacting us with offers." In the actual world, the Bengals will trade back and take Cole Kmet and Jalen Hurts in the first round.
     
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  7. Baron

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  8. repoocs

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    You just can't pass up a chance at a guy like that, no matter what the rest of the roster looks like. You may never get another shot.
     
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    We are talking about the Cincinnati Bengals here, man.
     
  10. Pelican

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    Get Jonah Williams back up to speed, sign Cory Littleton, draft Joe Burrow, win Super Bowl.
     
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  11. Baron

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    Re-sign Andre Smith*
     
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  12. Baron

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    jk
     
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  13. repoocs

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    This is true. My sole reason for hope is QBs sell tickets and jerseys. Mike Brown can't pass on getting a marketable golden boy.
     
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  14. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Even the Bengals can't fuck up this pick. They need to not fuck up the 2nd and 3rd round picks if we ever want to win anything with Burrow.
     
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  15. Baron

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    I'm pretty sure Taylor would quit on the spot if they don't draft Burrow.

    What are they gonna go? Burrow, OL, LB?
     
  16. The Walrus

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    Sure would be nice to have that first rounder they could have gotten for AJ...
     
  17. Baron

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  18. Goose

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    Had a tomahawk at Precinct last night :smug:
     
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  19. Baron

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  20. Goose

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    That chick has some big cans
     
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  21. Baron

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  22. IvanTheTerrible

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    That's probably the best photo I've seen of that dish.
     
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  23. repoocs

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    Should somebody tweet Lance that Clay Travis is a plagiarizing no-talent assclown?
     
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  24. Baron

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  25. Baron

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    we need a new thread title Goose
     
  26. Baron

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    Whole thread with that clown Tyler is gold.
     
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  27. Goose

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    Excited for the draft
     
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  28. Pelican

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    Been doing some mock draft simulators. Always take Burrow at one and then in the second I usually end up with someone like Jefferson, Higgins, or Gladney. One time Kenneth Murray fell, but that seems like a pipe dream.
     
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    Floored that Mike dished out so much for Reader and Waynes. Huge move getting Reader. Waynes is whatever but they needed a corner so I’m cool with it.
     
  30. Baron

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    hopefully this means "cya later Dre"
     
  31. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Yeah Dehner thinks this means they're going to cut Dre. Pray that happens, I don't know if I've hated a Bengals player more then him. If you factor in cutting Dre, they already cut Glenn and will trade or cut Dalton. That is a ton of cap space that is still available. Hopefully they still sign a lb and ol through free agency. If not starting caliber players at least get some depth at those two positions.
     
  32. Todd Bonzales

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    You guys need major OL help like us. Is Williams back to normal? Also, thank god that total dildo Farva is gone LOL
     
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  33. Pelican

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    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU DIRTY TROLL

    yeah he's healthy but will probably have another devastating injury right when camp starts.
     
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  34. Baron

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    To bolster the secondary, I wonder if we'd try to make a run at Malcom Jenkins?
     
  35. Baron

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    ok, cut BW, but not Dre?
     
  36. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    They're trying to get younger. As much as I love Malcom, he isn't young.
     
  37. Corch

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    No, he is ours.

    Glad to see this thread is active
     
  38. Corch

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    Also glad that snowflake Trumptard farva can't post here
     
  39. Baron

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  41. Goose

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    sup
     
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  42. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Actually excited for this coming season for the first time in a while. Don’t think we’ll be very good, but we’ll definitely be better then last season.

    Biggest thing next year is they have to figure out what to do with AJ and Mixon.
     
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  43. Pelican

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    I liked the draft, but it's clear the coaching staff is way higher on the offensive line that most of the fanbase. Think a lot of it comes down to how Fred Johnson can do at tackle. Hopefully Bobby Hart never steps foot on the field.
     
  44. repoocs

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    Fuck, I hope they play this season.

    You'll all enjoy Khalid Kareem, BTW. He's a steal for a strong addition to the back end of the DE depth. DL is going to be very strong this year.

    Hell, if only one of those rookie LBs hits, this defense should be very-much improved.
     
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  45. Baron

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  46. Pelican

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    Give me Penei Sewell or give me death.
     
  47. The Walrus

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    Hoping we get the #1 pick again and can trade down with someone who wants Trevor.

    Need all the picks we can get to fix this dogshit roster, but Sewell is a no-brainer if we stay in the top 5
     
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  48. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Draft and sign only OL and defense. Our pass defense might not look like complete garbage if we had any semblance of a pass rush.

    The old guard of AJ, Dunlap and Geno all need to go. No point in paying those guys huge money for diminishing return.
     
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  49. Pelican

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    lol I wanna fucking die

     
  50. Baron

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    my buddy said the reds game today was just as bad as the jeremy hill fumble lmao. he might be right.