Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. Ty Webb

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    What’s 50% of zero?
     
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  2. Snakes

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    My wife has zero interest in learning how to use the remotes. It can be a challenge switching over to different HDMI sources to go from the Direct TV Box to the firestick, etc. She just hands me the remotes and tells me to turn it on.

    She has a complicated job where she is constantly weaving in and out of different software for her clients. She has a unique skillset where she could be an HDMI expert, but nope. It's onto me to switch from Hulu to Prime every night.
     
  3. Killy Me Please

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    This should be a sanity test. Certainly rights should be taken away based on it.
     
  4. Baron

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    lol, really.. what's the big deal if we know the name of the place selling steaks for absurd amounts??? A steakhouse in Cincy is doing the same thing. HERE IS THE LINK: https://www.jeffruby.com/

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  5. NineteenNine

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    I can at least understand these prices, coming from a steakhouse in a large city.
     
  6. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    My wife isn’t a software guru, but otherwise we same. It’s absurd.
     
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  7. Clown Baby

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    Hulu and Prime have a lot of the same programming :twocents:
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

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    Sounds like she's figured out how to use the remotes: you.
     
  9. Shawn Hunter

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    I have my parents a Roku I didn’t use anymore when they decided to sign up for YouTube TV. My mom couldn’t figure out which buttons were play, fast forward, and rewind
    r u srs rite now
     
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  10. Snakes

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    Of course. but there are a few Hulu originals we have been watching at night after the kids go to sleep. Prime is my go to for new movie rentals and kids programming.
     
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  11. Clown Baby

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    Nah, I don’t think so
     
  12. Snakes

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    Little Fires Everywhere is a horrible horrible show
     
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  13. Shawn Hunter

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    Normal People might be something up her ally. Starts tomorrow on Hulu
     
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  14. TheFreak55

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    same
     
  15. Bruce Bowen

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    Wife's brand new car (1,500 miles now) check engine light came on the other day. Had her call the dealership and take it in today. I got a video to my email from the service department...the gas cap wasn't on properly. :roll:
     
  16. NP13

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    I've had that happen, but the cap was on properly, the seal was just bad.
     
  17. blind dog

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    This. When I watch tv with wife she acts like she can't even turn it on. But she watches some show with my daughter that is on Netflix but new episodes are only on some Canadian station, and all of a sudden she knows how to download their app, change inputs and stream thru chromecast.
     
  18. cdaysker

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  19. dump

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    your wife is an One Day At A Time fan eh
     
  20. Shawn Hunter

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    That is a good show
     
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  21. blind dog

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    nope, some wholesome show about horses called heartland. It’s my daughters jam
     
  22. Capt Wigs

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    You aren't taking the hint. She is ready for new lights now.
     
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  23. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    My wife just turned a light off as she left the room, should I be scared?
     
  24. Husker Flyer

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    Heartland is never ending at my house. My daughters love that show.
     
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  25. AIP

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    Well it’s spring and lots to do in the yard, planned to mow the lawn and cut some wood and plant some stuff in the garden

    wife comes out and for some reason right now we have to move this wood holder thing in the woods and make it usable. It’s only been there for 10 years and bamboo has grown all around it, but it’s top priority

    so half way through the lawn I have to stop, cut bamboo, dig it out along with cutting roots, an hour later I can get back to the lawn

    I wish she would just stay inside and let me be. I had the day planned out

    so I come in after the lawn and she said aren’t you glad you can use the wood holder again

    ugh
     
  26. bigred77

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    This is a lie, impossible
     
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  27. bigred77

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    Every fucking weekend
     
  28. Marbles

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    Pregnant nauseous wife has been laying in bed the past few weekends resting. I have gotten so much done outside, even though I had to drive 20 minutes to the nearest Chick Fil A a bit ago.
     
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  29. Marbles

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    Wife has been harping on me to save money for the baby but also telling me I need to remember to get her something for mothers day. Seems like mixed signals and a lose lose situation for me.
     
  30. IHHH

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    Let me clear that one for you, what she really means is that you will have to spend your money on her and the baby, whatever you want to buy for yourself will have to wait until the kid is 25 years old.
     
  31. AIP

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    Covid saved me from the yearly fan fair that’s known as mother’s day
     
  32. IHHH

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    Let’s all laugh at this poor dude, there is no getting away from this mate. We could be in the middle of the fucking walking dead and you would still have to do something for Mother’s Day...what the fuck is wrong with you?
     
  33. bigred77

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    not my mother
    Not my problem
     
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  34. bigred77

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    yea so I will buy her a necklace or something
     
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  35. AIP

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    Sorry hun, hobby lobby is closed, I’ll get you next year
     
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  36. AIP

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    I get out of the brunch and it can be like any other Sunday

    I might even take a nap in the afternoon
     
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  37. IHHH

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  38. NineteenNine

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    Don’t have kids. No Mother’s Day to deal with. #lifehack
     
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  39. IHHH

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    Maths do not work here, something does not add up.
     
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  40. AIP

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    Die alone

    So sad
     
  41. AIP

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  42. Capt Wigs

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    Hobby Lobby is open now.
     
  43. bertwing

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    The apple doesn’t fall far from the ole tree does it shawn
     
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  44. CF3234

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    Go outside to toss a football back over the fence that the neighbor kids threw over. Discover that the lawn guy ran over the sprinkler I replaced a few weeks ago. Start getting the tools out to replace it and get immediately stopped by the wife with this: “are you really about to go work on sprinklers to avoid doing chores inside the house?”

    yes. I’m about to go into 90 degree heat with no cloud cover to dig up a fucking sprinkler because I don’t want to be inside cleaning up the house. :facepalm:
     
  45. IHHH

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    you sneaky asshole
     
  46. Shawn Hunter

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    You don’t fall far from the tree
     
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  47. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  48. texasraider

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    Just got this text from a friend ...


    First 5 second of episode 5...

    Erin: That’s Larry Bird?
    Me: Yeah.
    Erin: I thought he was black.
     
  49. Jigga

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    it wasn’t 90 outside today in SFla
     
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  50. 941Gator

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    Uh oh here we go
     
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