Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    Fuck Facebook any of you that have it are suckers

     
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  2. slogan119

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    The Hitman podcast covering Paladin Press is unreal. The first couple eps are slow, then the shit hits the fan.
     
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  3. DuckKin

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    conservative nerds are by far the scariest of people
     
  4. herb.burdette

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    The idea is to demoralize Republican thought on Trump. Seems he missed that.
     
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  5. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  6. bro

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    Letting trump step continuously on his own toes
     
  7. bertwing

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    I would reply by farting in an air locked bag with a note that says “fuck you and good morning”
     
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  8. IV

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    yeah, they’re called nazis
     
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  9. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    When there’s a decent chance your nominee would say something pretty stupid, it’s not a bad strategy to lay low and let Trump self-immolate
     
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  10. Beeds07

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    It's like there are times where they draw straws to see who wants to be the worst human being today.

     
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  11. timo

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    well, that's a mistake. You can't let Trump continually set the talking points, day in day out.

    Again, why the Democrats aren't having their own daily press conference with, idk, pick one of them -- Schiff or someone -- to present their own Coronavirus narrative and refute the daily falsehoods that come from Trump and his surrogates' mouths, is beyond me. This is a complete failure of leadership.
     
  12. steamengine

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  13. BudKilmer

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    my he destruction of our institutions continues
     
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  14. Beeds07

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    Can you imagine what a DNC or Biden presser explaining that they understand the risks and idea that this will only get worse now and return in the fall but this is our plan to combat the virus would do right now? People are scared and even 5% of a showing of leadership could save this sinking ship of a country we call America.
     
  15. NilesIrish

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  17. Beeds07

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    I've worked for Microsoft and use their products so my expectations are low, but if this isn't why Bill Gates created the virus, why did he bother?
     
  18. two

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    I’d argue that Cuomo is that person right now
     
  19. timo

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    I don't think it can be a governor, just because it would look like they're politicking instead of trying to keep people alive. I think it would need to be someone in Congress.

    Anyway, it's not going to happen anyway, because the democrats haven't learned anything from 2016 or the past 3 years.
     
  20. Henry Blake

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    It would switch the news cycle from discussing only lies/conspiracies to discussing facts. I guess the Ds have decided that there are too many idiots in their districts/states, so it would result in them being voted out. Good times.
     
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  21. Beeds07

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    I kinda see both sides. Every time Trump opens his mouth his approval numbers drop but more than anything we need a calming voice. I wonder how much of this has to do with fear of Biden speaking?
     
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  22. NCHusker

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    Man you are just a ride or die DNC fan huh. How many blue foam fingers do you have
     
  23. bro

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    3
     
  24. NCHusker

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    when your entire party is paralyzed by fear of offending a single moderate swing voter it's hard to do literally anything
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    Come on bro

    Here is your answer
    Just one :bird:
     
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  26. Beeds07

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    Every once in a while I go to a place where the balance of restoring America isn't in the hands of literal cowards.

    It's all I have right now
     
  27. Mister Me Too

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    I’m not happy about Biden, but he’s the nominee and he has my axe.
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    Costco's response has been better than the government's
     
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  29. NCHusker

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    Me too. But like it's bad that the party's presidential nominee can't be trusted to give a coherent message every day so we have to keep him out of the spotlight. It's not the dnc using smart strategy. But of course bro chooses to spin it that way
     
  30. Doc Louis

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    I think he can give a speech or message. It's the answering questions afterwards that he'd trip up on.
     
  31. Fusiontegra

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    It ensures it can't be melted by jet fuel.
     
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  32. Beeds07

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    Pretty damn cool

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  33. chuckmasterflex

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  34. bro

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    Can’t imagine why!
     
  35. BudKilmer

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    guess they don’t want the world to see TOTAL EXONERATION
     
  36. ButchCassidy

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    WITCH HUNT, COMPLETELY EXONERATED!
     
  37. CaneKnight

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    People are dying dude. That's a very bad idea because lives are on the line.
     
  38. BudKilmer

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    This is a great fn ad

     
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  39. bro

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    Trump is such an idiot for sitting his dumb body/face in front of the Lincoln memorial
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    How the fuck is this worm not in jail

     
  41. Bruce Wayne

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    Brad Parscale has never seen Star Wars

     
  42. ono

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    I mean it kind of makes sense if you think of it in terms of the entire GOP not just Trump.

    If Reagan is Death Star 1 (beginning of the modern GOP), then every time the Empire's super weapon is defeated by the plucky rebels (Clinton, Obama), they somehow come back with an even larger, more dangerous, more deranged version of themselves (Bush, Trump).
     
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  43. indeed

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    love shopping at Banana Republic, never thought I’d live in one

     
  44. BudKilmer

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    Do 2 bigger cowards than Mueller and Comey exist in America?
     
  45. Bruce Wayne

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    I don't remember this
     
  46. bwi2

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    I’m pretty sure it was in the context of the judge telling them to gtfo with a recommendation of no jail time and come back with something reasonable
     
  47. Lyrtch

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    it is incredible how terrible our country is
     
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  48. BrentTray

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    We had a good run, folks. Welcome to the dictatorship.
     
  49. Daniel Ocean

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    I don’t know if Trump broke this country or if he just has brought everything that was already broken in to the light.

    Flynn plead guilty and he just got off.
     
  50. NoNatty

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    Didn't Flynn plead Guilty already?