Stupid shit your wife/girlfriend does...

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  1. CF3234

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    I posted this yesterday. So suck it.
     
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  2. Joe Withabee

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    If you aren't still somehow using incandescent bulbs, why fucking care?
     
  3. HatterasJack

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    Uh oh, someone’s wife hacked their account.
     
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  4. Clown Baby

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    Im only using prepubescent bulbs
     
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  5. Jigga

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    it also wasn’t that day either. So you suck it.

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  6. HatterasJack

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    Wow, if he’s willing to lie about that what won’t he lie about.
     
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  7. bigred77

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    You're sick
     
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  8. Ty Webb

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    Jigga bringing the (lack of) heat
     
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  9. ned's head

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    It's currently 82 in miami, but the realfeel is 94. The lack of this type of analysis leads me to rule that both users should, in fact, suck it
     
  10. Jigga

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    As long as we agree CF3234 was wrong
     
  11. One Two

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    It was hot that day, let’s move on.
     
  12. CF3234

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    I'd rather keep arguing about it. more fun than working.
     
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  13. Bruce Bowen

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    Found out tonight my wife volunteered 3 things for a teacher party at our sons school. 3 items you’d think maybe cups, napkins, dessert. No she volunteered chicken, rice, and beans...for 20 people. Not realizing Chipotle or a comparable place would be almost $200. Awesome.
     
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  14. IHHH

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    Imagine all the smart people thinking « oh shit I will have to think of something other than the napkins....wait what? Lol what an idiot » raises hand « I will volunteer for the napkins and cups »

    that’s like the bulls picking jordan after a couple of picks from other teams
     
  15. IHHH

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    So Jigga and CF3234 are a couple, that’s a nice plot twist. Not completely unexpected but still a bit of a surprise
     
  16. Jigga

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    He’s not in my league
     
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  17. ned's head

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    Just go buy 10 cans of black beans, a bag of rice, and 3 rotisserie chickens from the deli, mix that shit up, and call it a day.
     
  18. IHHH

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    I like the confidence here but that seems a bit cocky, my boy CF3234 is a goaltender and we all have that charm that nobody can resist
     
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  19. Bruce Bowen

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    Great minds, precisely what we did. Well I went and bought it all she'll be cooking it up tomorrow.
     
  20. ashy larry

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    the heating element in our dryer went kaput and im not interested in repairing it/replacing the dryer during a pandemic + we can get by air-drying our shit out in the sun for now. wife still requires we run clothes through the dryer with a dryer sheet to “get rid of static”. I’m adamant static isn’t an issue if you air dry clothes and if anything she’s introducing static by tumbling them in the dryer. obviously I’m right, right? she’s convinced this is necessary and I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
     
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  21. tylerdolphin

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    Ive never in my life heard of static being an issue with air drying and my mom used to air dry at times. Shes crazy.
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    MLS asked me to go to pick up a package because it was too heavy - it ended up being a rope ladder so we could traverse out the fucking window if needed.

    I'm torn between the hilarity of attempting this thing and the financial benefit of returning it immediately.

    She at no point discussed this purchase.
     
  23. Name P. Redacted

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  24. Arrec Bardwin

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    Tumble drying is what CAUSES static in clothes.
     
  25. billdozer

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    We had one of those growing up in case of a fire since all of the bedrooms were on the second floor.
     
  26. Houndster

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    What are the chances she starts a fire to prove her point?
     
  27. Snakes

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    how much was it? i don't think that's that crazy of an idea. I don't have one but I don't see the harm in sticking it under a bed or in a closet.
     
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  28. NineteenNine

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    Same.
     
  29. Festus McBadass

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    My wife can’t use an electric can opener
     
  30. dump

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    the fact that your mind went straight to buying catering food options instead of this says a lot about you
     
  31. Bruce Bowen

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    I had no clue what catering goes for but yeah as soon as I heard the cost said no fucking way.
     
  32. Shawn Hunter

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    Catering is a racket
     
  33. Eathan Edwards

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    She didn't go top tier thankfully, it was around $250.

    It's pretty absurd given the apartment complex and our unit location, but I'm not knocking the general utility of an escape ladder.
     
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  34. Arrec Bardwin

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    No it’s not, it costs that much to pull off and be profitable. You’re just broke and eat free whoppers out of your fridge.
     
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  35. Shawn Hunter

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    They are PENNY whoppers sir, get your facts straight!
     
  36. Whammy Business

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    Well that was aggressive.
     
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  37. WhiskeyDelta

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    Quarantine stress and immigration stress is starting to get to my wife and she's occasionally being pretty petty and condescending towards me. I'm trying to be understanding since I get that she's stressed and irritated but it's starting to piss me off.

    We've been fostering dogs the last few months and she keeps complaining about having to talk to the rescue and talk to prospective adopters and I keep saying I'm not working right now cuz of lockdown so have them call me instead but apparently complaining is much more satisfying
     
  38. jbr

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  39. WhiskeyDelta

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  40. Doc Louis

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    Posts thread complaining about complaining and both don't want solutions. That's so meta.
     
  41. Open Carry

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  42. Nug

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    I fucking love that video
     
  43. Clown Baby

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    Reminds me of the scene in White Men Can't Jump: "If I'm thirsty, I don't want you to bring me a glass of water. I wan't you to say 'Gloria, I too know what it's like to be thirsty, I too have had a dry mouth.'"
     
  44. 941Gator

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    She said the show Waco as Whacko Texas. I explained it was a thing online that women do that, did not go over well.

    Also she‘s acting like the Jordan/Bulls doc is in real time, which must be cool for all that info/clips to be new.
     
  45. Imurhuckleberry

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    I Too have experienced drive mouthedness.
     
  46. One Two

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    Seems like it fits here

     
  47. Clown Baby

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    That kid? Ernest Hemingway
     
  48. Joe Withabee

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    My girlfriend, who is heavily involved in the dog rescue community, sends me a picture of an Aussie and asks if we can foster it. I say sure!, as my Great Dane (not fixed yet) is great with other dogs. She doesn't inform me that this dog is also an unfixed male. My Dane is growling like a dickhead and this dog is barking in the most ear piercing high pitched way wherever we put it. Oh, and it's my fault for saying to bring it home.
     
  49. Imurhuckleberry

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    Oh man, I remember your pup. How's he doing?
     
  50. Joe Withabee

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    I'm kind of worried about him. He's always sharing Trump memes on his FB page, and whenever I walk in the room he quickly changes the channel from OANN to Discovery or something. He also tried to order a MAGA collar on my Amazon account.