CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. ashy larry

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    idk i like the ending where he drowns in his own filth all alone after showing his ass for three months
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

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    as Blu Tang Clan said I was being sarcastic but also making fun of Illinihockey
     
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  3. Blu Tang Clan

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    i feel like that should be done every day.
     
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  4. xec

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    For some reason watching Darth Jared go down with it would be more satisfying.
     
  5. herb.burdette

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    He’ll catch it, survive, and then the narrative will be so should you. I’m too cynical about it.
     
  6. xec

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    Also that was without data from 12 States.
     
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  7. Drown ‘Em

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    It would prove God has a sense of humor.
     
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  8. Eraser

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    Wait, testing regularly can help stop the spread? Somebody ought to be looking into this.
     
  9. Eraser

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    Can Ivana, Marla, and Melania all tell him the kids aren't his in between?
     
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  10. Cornelius Suttree

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    I like that because with all the families they've broken up it'd be fitting for Trump's grandchildren to grow up without a father
     
  11. El Tiburon

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    Now we're cooking with bacon!
     
  12. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, but this is a group of people that take pride in doing all the things that medical professionals have cautioned against.
     
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  13. fucktx

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    i don’t give a shit about trump getting it for the same reason a lot of you do

    i’d like to see him get it to see what all the psychopaths say about how obama sent him covid in the mail or through the phone
     
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  14. Daniel Ocean

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    his latest doozy is that Canada has handled this as poorly as we have.
     
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  15. HuskerInMiami

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    Guy I lived w in my fraternity died today from covid. 29 years old. He had some weird heart issue a year or 2 ago , but fully recovered. So there was at least one comorbidity.
     
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  16. The Banks

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    How could he come to that conclusion when they have just 43% of the cases per capita that we have?
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    idk
     
  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    I want him to die
     
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  19. Henry Blake

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    I mean, Canada got financial support for its citizens within a week or two and made it repeat every week/month afaik.
     
  20. VaxRule

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    Dude’s probably getting pumped full of remdesivir as we speak.
     
  21. elfrid

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    trump will test positive for covid so he can fake his own death in order to take down the globalists trying to destroy our country

    when i’m right, screenshot this post and send all your qanon morons my way so i may be king to these idiots
     
  22. blotter

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    Do antibodies have a compounding effect? If they do he'll take enough to treat literally hundreds of people
     
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  23. Why?Pokes

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    Lots of hospitals were threatening docs w termination for wearing masks back in March, believe Kaiser’s Cali group was one of the biggest. That applied even to homemade masks that didn’t impinge the hospital supply.
     
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  24. BellottiBold

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    :ahh:

    Apparently this isn't current or corona related, but I apologize for nothing
     
  25. ned's head

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    May not be covid, but damn

     
  26. One Two

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    I imagine it would be a pretty big story if Trump or another high ranking staff member tests positive, and is treated with remdesivir or other drugs showing promise, and they never show serious symptoms and recover. You know, they get access to the stuff reserved for the everyday person with a tube down their throat and continue to push the open back up narrative without doing anything else to protect Americans.
     
  27. Beeds07

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    They should treat every person in the WH infected with hydrocoquinoline. Show the world how well it works. They should all line up to take it.
     
  28. citrodong

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    I think we need to find out if everyone at the white house is taking preventative doses of HQC just in case.
     
  29. BudKilmer

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    I think they should all stick uv lights up their ass
     
  30. Tug

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    The cure that Pence really wants
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    We should all be doing that regardless
     
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  32. Beeds07

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    I'm what you would call an early adopter, if you call ten years ago early...
     
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  33. Beeds07

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  34. Lip

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    She prob should have pulled over to record that.
     
  35. Beeds07

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    Hypocrisy aside makes her even hotter
     
  36. Champ

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    Small businesses too, through phone lines/portal only accessible to small businesses. The relief for corporations is in the works too (for the better or worse), but it’s the least urgent to fix.
     
  37. El Tiburon

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    I knew she was from Miami after about the first three words. Glad to see her rep my peeps better than 98% of my fellow Cubans have during these Trump years.
     
  38. bertwing

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    The phosphate kind. I hear it works well
     
  39. duc15

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    the reverse order from us on who to take care of
     
  40. Todd Bonzales

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    Driving and taking a video while complaining about mask safety makes her look like an idiot. Just make the video before you start driving.
     
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  41. xec

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    I couldn’t keep my eyes from following the dual mirrors on her face.
     
  42. Josey Wales

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    She’s right. Also, how about don’t make a fucking video while you’re driving.
     
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  43. Henry Blake

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  44. bro

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    Yup. We wasted this lockdown. Government should have been mass producing masks and sanitation supplies for the public and small businesses
     
  45. xec

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    That’s an interesting thread. Indians pointing to the USA as an example of good testing suggests their testing has been horrible.
     
  46. xec

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    The moment POTUS made Darth Jared the COVID Response Czar it was doomed.
     
  47. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    If you look at it realistically, he handled it the exact same way he handled peace in the Middle East. Covid keeps everything it attained and everyone else is fucked.
     
  48. RavenNole

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    testing in the USA is only embarrassing based on our power, economic strength and healthcare capabilities. On a per capita basis, only select countries in Europe should be able to do what we do and only Germany should be able to do it with a rather large population (still 1/4 the USA). The issue is how badly we’ve done from a position of power on a relative basis.
     
  49. The Banks

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    Ranked 38th in the world seems par for the course for this admin