Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BudKilmer

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    :gross:
     
  2. AIOLICOCK

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    Her politics are shit, so are John Oliver's for that matter, but at least they can format a joke. Trevor Noah is like a high school kid with a youtube channel only his parents watch.
     
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  3. herb.burdette

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    Totally normal
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    McConnell's comments really irk me. He's saying that Obama shouldn't comment on Trump. Meanwhile Trump can't keep Obama's name out of his mouth. He tries to blame every fuckup of his on Obama. He blamed faulty Covid19 tests on Obama. Obama was out of office for 3 years before the virus was even discovered. It's a joke. They refuse to take responsibility and constantly blame things on the previous administration but then lose their shit when the previous POTUS comments. I hate everything they stand for.
     
  5. BellottiBold

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    That shitass lawyer's degree is from Liberty lol
     
  6. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I actually stand with my president on the prosecute Joe Scarborough for murder stuff.
     
  7. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Burr (R) caping for the WH. :shocker
     
  8. NYGator

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    He knows what he is doing. Don't let it bother you.
     
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  9. Lyrtch

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  10. BudKilmer

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    Didn’t know fat ass talked to daddy Vlad on May 7

     
  11. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    5,000 mile checkup
     
  12. tylerdolphin

    tylerdolphin My spoon is too big
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    If Scarborough were to sue Trump for libel, would it have legal merit? I mean Trump is a public figure accusing him of a murder he obviously didn't commit. I know the bar for libel is, rightfully, high but that seems to fit.
     
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  13. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    No, it's a Patek Philippe Golden Ellipse. It's actually pretty badass to be self-winding and thin enough to not bother you playing golf in it.
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    The president is above the law
     
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  15. NilesIrish

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    9k used, what a poor bitch.
     
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  16. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Probably more than that with the gold bracelet (which is what makes it look so weird anyway).
     
  17. LetItSoak

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  18. Josey Wales

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    Trump stood in front of national media and said he trusted Putin over his own intelligence agencies. Fuck him, fuck his supporters.
     
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  19. Fran Tarkenton

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  20. LetItSoak

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    Greenwald has always been awful, glad people are coming around
     
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  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    he's absolute garbage
     
  22. ned's head

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  23. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Isn’t he a troop? Show some respect please.
     
  24. NYGator

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    So they don't teach you not to murder in HS...how about church?
     
  25. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    Trump said his wife's face was bleeding badly from a facelift about two years ago and he didnt do shit. He wont do shit now.
     
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  26. BellottiBold

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    lmaoooooo
     
  27. Josey Wales

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    lol at arguing the Republican Party isn’t the biggest threat to America—foreign or domestic.
     
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  28. Josey Wales

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    Wow lucky dude to have sold it just before the stonks tanked...
     
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  29. slogan119

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    The tensile strength of the bracelet is the most impressive feature of the watch IMO
     
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  30. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    racist asshole “ RJ you’re so well spoken”

    RJ ND/IU “ why are you saying that to me specifically”

    racist asshole “ why are you race baiting me RJ”
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

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    huh? What did he do? He is a host on a comedy show.
     
  32. Eraser

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    I like Noah alright. Just don't expect him to be Jon Stewart.
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    I’m old enough to remember this argument on here.
     
  34. GoS

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    [sighs because he dreads the response]

    OK I'll bite, what's wrong with John Oliver
     
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  35. bro

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    I blocked aioli long ago when he long catted this thread. No ragrets
     
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  36. ned's head

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  37. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz
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    Why would you pee in your own mouth?
     
  38. bro

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    for a prank of course
     
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  39. pez

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    because it’s sterile and he likes the taste
     
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  40. brahmanknight

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    Could he also dodge a wrench?
     
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  41. ned's head

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    Why would you don a swastika as a prank
    Why would you support donald trump
     
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  42. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Libs hate it
     
  43. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Same
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Yea but how will you keep your non-aioli, aioli recipes on point?
     
  46. Taques

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    he ragequit a press conference yesterday lmao

     
  47. Jc6

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    Infant.
     
  48. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    lmao
     
  49. Tug

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    I love these games. Tell me more.