ah yes let’s risk everyone’s life on the interstate at night so i can show off my sweet Dodge Charger doing donuts.
there is no way “this shape just screams” is an english phrase that a german has in his vocabulary fake dumb 0/10
Very fake. Still like it though. I've never seen it before today, so I don't know the history of it, or it's history with the internet. That said, it's obviously fake because he names off 40 states blindly, then doesn't know the location of obvious states. He also nails more obscure states like Arkansas and West Virginia. None of it passes the sniff test. If it was a real German guy doing that (doubt it was), he was just trying to make his friends laugh, but actually knows a lot more than he lets on.
My backyard neighbors' three-year-old has gotten into the habit of running behind the holly bushes in his backyard by our shared chain link fence to pee. He's three so he pulls his pants down all the way. He was doing it the other day when I let my dog out and she ran up behind him and started barking. He jumped, tripped over his pants, and peed all over himself. His dad and I were cracking up.
Or gets WV correct of all states. 50% of americans would miss that. Clearly a Texas hardo with the "100% sure this is Texas".
don’t feel bad for this person one bit. Get off your phone and grab it with two hands and there’s no problem. That’s on them