CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by shaolin5, Jan 20, 2020.

  1. RavenNole

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  2. Henry Blake

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    7M each month that aren't being made. IIRC, they normally sell for less than $1 apiece. Imagine how many lives that could save.
     
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  3. Cornelius Suttree

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    gonna need a shitty singalong video posted by out of touch celebrities before I can do so
     
  4. RonBurgundy

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    Easy counter argument, hospitals would be the first to say there are no cases because surgery makes $TEXAS more money than COVID hospitalizations. They should be saying there's 0 cases to get back to business. They are all going bankrupt.
     
  5. fucktx

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    texas passed florida in cases but apparently no one dies here

    weird
     
  6. CaneKnight

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    "One man's terrorist, is another man's freedom fighter"
     
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Texas Strong
     
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  8. fucktx

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    we’re not dying so Illinihockey can get sports
     
  9. Cousin Eddie

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    Florida is the 5th oldest state (median age 41.8), Texas is the third youngest state (median age 34.3). Also deaths lag behind cases.

    dtx
     
  10. snooks

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    This maybe quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever read. Isn't this man a doctor? He thinks resources, social distancing, and quarantining might not of had a effect?
    :ohholkyfuck:
     
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  11. fucktx

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    lmao that’s a stretch
     
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  12. BudKilmer

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    Rand Paul is a “doctor” in the same sense Lionel Hutz is a “lawyer.”
     
  13. fucktx

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    paul is about as credible as lechnerd
     
  14. ned's head

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    (don't look at the comments)



     
  15. 941Gator

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    Cali people, thought the beaches were closed?
     
  16. Vince Benedict

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    Poor Rand.

    I think of the 2(?) instances from The Hangover when Ed Helms' character refers to himself as a doctor and someone else is quick to remind him he's merely a dentist.
     
  17. fucktx

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    never read twitter replies
     
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  18. Fuck this

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    already found that dude’s Facebook. Wish there was a full time paying gig to send shit like this to where these assholes work
     
  19. Beeds07

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    You reported, right?
     
  20. DuffandMuff

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    Beaches in San Diego have been open for swimming/surfing/paddle boarding for about a month. We've been able to walk/jog on the beaches for about three weeks.
     
  21. 941Gator

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    Swear we had an argument in here 3-4 weeks ago when they did a full state shutdown.
     
  22. ohhaithur

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    Obviously: Ohio
     
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  23. DuffandMuff

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    Newsom announced a full state shutdown. Local SD politicians stepped in and argued that we had been correctly following the protocols put in place. Newsom gave in and allowed us to stay open. Orange County, primarily Newport Beach, never had any restrictions in place and the beach was wildly packed.

    I think Newsom essentially made it to where Newport had to close for a little bit.
     
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  24. ohhaithur

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    Stop trying to cut into my market share.

    Anyway that guy works here: https://warrencountydd.org/contact-us
     
  25. Emma

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    The Wisconsin Supreme Court ruled Gov. Tony Evers' administration overstepped authority with its stay-at-home extension.

    The 4-3 ruling takes effect immediately, forcing Republicans leaders, the governor and top health experts to come to an agreement on any new plan moving forward or no plan at all.

    Sounds like it will be the latter.

    From Justice Hagedorn's (a conservative) dissent:

    We are a court of law. We are not here to do freewheeling constitutional theory. We are not here to step in and referee every intractable political stalemate. We are not here to decide every interesting legal question. It is no doubt our duty to say what the law is, but we do so by deciding cases brought by specific parties raising specific arguments and seeking specific relief. In a case of this magnitude, we must be precise, carefully focusing on what amounts to the narrow, rather technical, questions before us. If we abandon that charge and push past the power the people have vested in their judiciary, we are threatening the very constitutional structure and protections we have sworn to uphold.

    ...

    I conclude the legislature--as a constitutional body whose interests lie in enacting, not enforcing the laws--lacks standing to bring this claim. Such claims should be raised by those injured by the enforcement action, not by the branch of government who drafted the laws on which the executive branch purports to rely. To the extent we countenance an argument that Wis. Stat. § 252.02 grants too much power to DHS, we are allowing the legislature to argue its own laws are unconstitutional, a legal claim it has no authority to make.

    ...

    The rule of law, and therefore the true liberty of the people, is threatened no less by a tyrannical judiciary than by a tyrannical executive or legislature. Today's decision may or may not be good policy, but it is not grounded in the law.

    Lovely
     
  26. xec

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    Be our hero. Go out and research this and report to us how many deaths there were in Florida in Feb, March, and April. Also, please do a comparative analysis of that data against the last 5 years. We’ll be waiting.
     
  27. Blu Tang Clan

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    Love giving Illinihockey an assignment.
     
  28. bro

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    Just an awful institution
     
  29. jrester06

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    Fucking crybabies get a win and the businesses they crave to open will sit largely empty anyhow.
     
  30. xec

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    The same assholes who prohibited vote by mail?
     
  31. snooks

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    Well you'd think he has obtained enough education to...you know what lol nvmd it counts for nothing when worms are eating your brain.
     
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  32. Jigga

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    just did
     
  33. BP

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  34. jrester06

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    Just binged this the last couple weeks
     
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  35. js1855

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    :roll:
     
  36. 941Gator

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    Screenshot in case he deletes

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  37. nexus

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  38. fucktx

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    ss it and dm them before he deletes it
     
  39. fucktx

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    oh shit he just came on over huh
     
  40. nexus

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    Mark you’re a comedic genius

     
  41. js1855

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    Make sure to ss and report this one too
     
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  42. Lyrtch

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    are you Mark Strother
     
  43. fucktx

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    telling a president or former president you’re going to kill them is generally frowned upon fwiw
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ross or Farva
     
  45. fucktx

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    idk man acct was made today and we get some of these psychos sometimes when shit like that happens
     
  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I mean how would he find this site thst fast?
     
  47. fucktx

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    you can see where your tweets were posted
     
  48. herb.burdette

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    That’s going to get him promoted in Warren County.