Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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  2. steamengine

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    This cracked me up. Apparently the tour was silently polled after the 16 election and was like 80% pro trump.
     
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  3. Lyrtch

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    Rory "Workers of the World Unite" McIlroy
     
  4. Josey Wales

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    Almost like there’s a positive relationship between privilege and supporting a complete shit stain because he perpetuates your privilege.
     
  5. NilesIrish

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    Hearing Davidson be pissed about having to apologize to him made me happy.
     
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  6. Henry Blake

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  7. clemsontyger04

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    We really are living in a simulation
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    EXCUSE ME SIR, RESPECT TROOPS!!!!11
     
  9. Joe_Pesci

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    I want to see him do his wind mill impression again
     
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  10. BudKilmer

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    the amount of conspiracy garbage these people are going to simulspew to the right wing media when they get back will be gross. They will use all their shithead powers to make Obamagate a thing
     
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  11. Daniel Ocean

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    Other than being black and having a racist pos potus what evidence is there? I mean trump team yells for 3 years that a potus is above the law, but as soon a he says Obama is a criminal the media doesn’t push back?
     
  12. NilesIrish

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    They won’t.
     
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  13. brahmanknight

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    What project is he referring to?
     
  14. El Tiburon

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    A little project he likes to call Operation Missley Boom
     
  15. steamengine

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  16. WhiskeyDelta

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    Probably a hypersonic missile system.
     
  17. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Has there been a better case of Stockholm Syndrome than reporters giving his lies the benefit of the doubt after he repeatedly shits on their profession every day?
     
  18. Prospector

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    siap really fun thread
     
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  19. Henry Blake

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    It wouldn't be surprising if the 17x speed was classified ... until this afternoon.
     
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  20. Josey Wales

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    If you told me I had to bet $50 on that, I’d agree with you.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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    He always reminded me of Big Boss from the Metal Gear series. He presents himself as an "intellectual" Republican, which I think helps him politically. Yes I put intellectual in quotations for a reason.
     
  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Communist Muslim Freak has a nice ring to it.
     
  23. Henry Blake

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    Saw them at Lollapalooza. Good show.
     
  24. Mister Me Too

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    Yes, rural working class republicans.
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    Fair enough
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    They are smoothing the glide path toward kleptocracy and fascism.
     
  27. Buns

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    Wow.

    The pandemic has only increased the speed in which this country moves to an authoritarian state.
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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    Might need to listen to the "The Impending Crisis, 1848-1861" on audible again for no reason in particular. Maybe this time Stephen Douglas's plan for a transcontinental railroad starting in Chicago won't set off a cascade of events leading to Bleeding Kansas and the Civil War.
     
  29. HoosDaMan

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    Praying no one brings rona to Camp David. God please protect our President
     
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  30. chuckmasterflex

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  31. Henry Blake

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    New guy is a Pence ally. :shocker
     
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  32. Prospector

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    can't find the post, but to the TMB poster who had a buddy in the t-shirt business.... he should have been in private aviation
    Private jet company founded by Trump donor gets $27 million in Coronavirus bailout
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    cnbc.com/2020/0...
     
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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    current actual discussion on our private board

    is it worse that an oregon player posed for a picture with charlie kirk and posted it to twitter, or are the "adults" blasting a "kid" in his comment section for posing with charlie kirk worse
     
  34. fucktx

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    two true outcomes:

    trump gets re-elected and we all become nihilists or biden wins and there’s at least a shred of hope for humanity for the rest of our lives
     
  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    Is Arby's publicly traded? I'll take some futures.
     
  36. Joe_Pesci

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    is the dividend paid in beef and cheddars?
     
  37. fucktx

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    curly fries imo
     
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  38. Jimmy the Saint

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    2 gyros per share ATM
     
  39. Joe_Pesci

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    sell sell sell
     
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  40. BudKilmer

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    Banana Republic status: STRONG


     
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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Cillizza is an idiot and he gets it. The New York Times will probably be less forthwith in describing the situation of American democracy than Cillizza.
     
  42. Mister Me Too

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  43. fucktx

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    i generally agree but if trump gets re-elected we’re all going to die from something preventable
     
  44. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  45. BrentTray

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    Is it safe to assume we’re fucked now?
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    now?