CoronaVirus Disease (COVID-19) Thread : Fuck em, should’ve gotten vaccinated

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  1. slogan119

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    I had pondered moving back into the city. Now? Nope.
     
  2. bro

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    yup. I'm gonna be content to get my space outside and just chill. People who want to rush to bars and restaurants can have at it.
     
  3. GrizzliesDrew

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    Why does the media keep reporting this like it’s true? Russia isn’t full of Eric Clapton’s babies.
     
  4. Doc Louis

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    Not everyone can afford a shuffleboard table
     
  5. HatterasJack

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    I feel like all the people who have been telling us to "strap up" (or whatever the expression was) for the past decade are now essentially telling everyone to unstrap. Very confusing.
     
  6. Bruce Bowen

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    My Mom just sent me a meme of this and said she is creeped out.
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    STILL WANT THAT VACCINE? :ohnoes:

    I said damn, the beer of the devil has been around this whole time and we're just now finding out?!?
     
  7. bro

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    that first six :roll:
     
  8. Henry Blake

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    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/worl...s-northeast-face-renewed-lockdown/ar-BB14ev9M
     
  9. Sub-Zero

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    I will say that trying to go to Magic Kingdom with people wearing masks will absolutely have an impact on that experience that would make it not worth an annual pass price (in my opinion). Theme parks entire premise is to be in a different place. It's definitely not a high priority problem to deal with or something to be angry about, since that's just reality, but it's hard picturing myself at a theme park where you can't see anyone smiling. Will they put "masks" on Mickey Mouse?
     
  10. Whammy

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    Media members will start falling out of windows
     
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  11. bertwing

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    Russia really has a people falling out of high rise windows problem they should address
     
  12. ~ taylor ~

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    Wow.
     
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  13. newengland

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    Absolutely disgusting that someone could root for this fraud........
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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    hes just admitting we're an authoritarian state now coolcoolcool
     
  15. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Texas is fucked. Basically they letting it all open wide.
     
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  16. Gritty Badger

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    this can't be real
     
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  17. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Be a Texan” might be the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard as a slogan ever. I hope Abbott’s hell is just a never ending flight of stairs.
     
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  18. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's clearly a shot at China
     
  19. RavenNole

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    Just found out my dads girlfriend got hit by a car outside their apartment as a pedestrian this morning. old dude ran a curb and hit her. Got rushed to the hospital with some bleeding in the brain. Keeping her at least overnight. My dad is with her now. He’s 72 with heart surgery in his past and many health issues. Now I’m worried about her and worried about both of them getting covid. Luckily things haven’t been as bad with covid in our area but I’m definitely nervous about him in a hospital. I can’t blame him for going though. I would have done the same thing. Hopefully they stay safe in the hospital. I’m sure he will have to leave sometime soon anyway.
     
  20. bro

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    hope everything works out. Sorry about all that
     
  21. Todd Bonzales

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    Is it a major Metropolitian ED? Even if it is, they are likely very safe. Hospitals, in general, are still very slow and taking cleanliness as seriously as possible.

    This obviously guarantees nothing, but I just want to help you worry less about them being at the hospital.
     
  22. WhiskeyDelta

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    It's my parents 40th anniversary this summer and they were doing a 5-day trip to Disney for the family. We're pretty much pushing it back a year now because even if the parks are open they're not doing a lot of the extra stuff my mom really wanted to do.
     
  23. RavenNole

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    I appreciate it. A good friend of mine works there and had run me through what’s going on there. I know they have covid-19 patients but it’s a small few and they are doing everything right. Probably not THAT much higher than if he went out to eat. Just concerned because I have my doubts on whether he could survive something that major with some of his health issues.
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Do people need emergency haircuts or some shit? It blows my mind how “important” haircuts are to some people.
     
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  25. Daniel Ocean

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    people are stupid and because they can’t get them they all of a sudden need them. they (the haircuts) have stupidly become a symbol of freedom. Privilege and a sense of entitlement are hella drugs.
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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  27. Henry Blake

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    Gotta get gussied up to go sit in an enclosed space with other people and eat overpriced food this weekend.
     
  28. bro

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    My local barber should be opening soon. I’ll definitely make an appointment. I’ll be as precautious as possible. So will they. I want to support them and I want a haircut. I wouldn’t drive across a border or wait 6 hours. But if I can safely get one, I will
     
  29. ~ taylor ~

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    It is amazing to me how many grown men that I know personally have paid somebody to come to their house and cut their hair in the last month. Men in their 60s and 70s. Men who are otherwise following the law, wearing masks, etc. I can't imagine being so vain that you think you need a haircut, but not quite so vain you think it looks good a little shaggy.

    I haven't got my hair cut in 10 weeks and I frankly look amazing.
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    My hair looks bad ass shaggy.
     
  31. steamengine

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    We just opened up bars, summer camps, and sporting events.
     
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  32. two

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    my shit looks like a mullet.. I usually get it cut every 6 weeks but going on 4 months now
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    until recently I’d shave my own head. Can’t imagine waiting more than maybe 30 minutes for a haircut. I’d just shave it if I was so desperate for a haircut.
     
  34. billdozer

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  35. steamengine

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    All these liberty lovers need to just start rocking George Washington skullet ponies.
     
  36. pperc

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  37. fucktx

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    oh fuck yeah restaurants to 50% capacity in texas now

    and bars

    that data of increasing case numbers and deaths every god damn day was just bullshit! thanks you wheelchair bound piece of shit!
     
  38. fucktx

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    thank god i can go to applebee’s and get shit faced now
     
  39. ugafish

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    It’s mainly a comfort thing for me. I can’t stand long hair and my idea of long is 4 weeks after a .5 to 1 guard in the sides and back.
     
  40. BellottiBold

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    and at sportsclips no less :pffft:
     
  41. indeed

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  42. Lyrtch

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    iirc there was one last week from another country that mirrored these results, can't remember which country in europe

    or maybe the quarantinis are catching up to me
     
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  43. fucktx

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    the fact that the states are opening more and more shit up even when more and more people are getting sick shows they never gave a fuck about us

    they just had the stay at home orders so they didn’t look like complete shit
     
  44. fucktx

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    i think it was spain
     
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  45. Redav

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    MLB had one too.

    That one seems like it helps explain their mortality rate compared to ours. They just missed a lot of positives and there isn't actually two separate strains.
     
  46. HatterasJack

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    Do we have a Covid hair thread where people post their current status? That could be fun. I can’t participate because I just got mine cut. Think I went about 13 weeks.
     
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  47. 941Gator

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    The Florida bar (law) exam is still scheduled for July. Thousands of students in a line at a convention center when they could easily push it to Fall and also already have it scheduled for February.
     
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  48. billdozer

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