Kendall & Meatball Watch 80's & 90's Movies

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  1. herb.burdette

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    I also wasn’t into New Kids on the Block either.
     
  2. BuckeyeRiot

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    They were into you though. Boom roasted.
     
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  3. SugarShaun

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    Original or remake?
     
  4. War Grundle

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    I liked the remake. Never saw the OG.
     
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  5. herb.burdette

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    I didn’t watch Young Guns II either.
     
  6. BuckeyeRiot

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    Too busy doing buttstuff with Joey Macintyre.
     
  7. Shawn Hunter

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    - Kendall: I wanna see his robot wiener

    Good luck when she starts dating!
     
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  8. SugarShaun

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    Same. Ive watched the remake a few times
     
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  9. Celemo

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    both kids have been competing for Edgelord of the House lately
     
  10. kezarmyaj

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    I mean really the only other emilio estevez move worth watching is men at work
     
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  11. War Grundle

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  12. VaxRule

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    On the plus side, robot wieners can’t get you pregnant
     
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  13. SugarShaun

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    What???????
     
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  14. BuckeyeRiot

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    Yet...
     
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  15. Shawn Hunter

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    I don’t know what that means
     
  16. War Grundle

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    I actually know this.

    Each one is competing who can be edgier than the other.
     
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  17. dump

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    they are trying to be me
     
  18. VaxRule

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    Please, the only time you edge is when you’re jerking off.
     
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    it makes me feel good
     
  20. herb.burdette

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    Repo Man as well.
     
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  21. AptosDuck

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    Summer 1993 we were working on Beethoven's 2nd on the Uni backlot at the Great Outdoors cabin set, Chris Penn's gf at the time shows up, they get into an argument, things get heated, he tries to climb in her car window (BMW 3 series) to get at her. Not sure if the tourists on the passing tram knew what was going on. Fortunately for him it was in the days before digital photography

    let's hear it for the boy
     
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  22. soulfly

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    Sorry for pointing out that one of the greatest directors of all time did a lot of great movies with one of the greatest actors of all time.
     
  23. Celemo

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    Raising Arizona (1987)
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    - this might be the kid’s first Cage movie
    - HI looks like an out of shape Wolverine
    - is Nicholas Cage good or bad?
    - they recognized the voice of Elastigirl
    - Elastigirl has baby fever
    - oh no she can’t have kids
    - so they’re gonna steal a baby?
    - Gerry, Larry, Barry, Garry, and Nathan JR.? What the hell dad?
    - mom looks good for just crapping out 5 kids
    - I think I got the best one lol
    - kids love the John Goodman stuff
    - the dream sequence where the bounty hunter blew up a bunny with a grenade drew a lot of laughter
    - that bounty hunter needs a bath
    - what’s with all the polish jokes?
    - wife swapping...tough to explain to the kids yo
    - Chase scene, kids: this is the best thing I’ve ever seen
    - getting the Huggies at the end was a total payoff
    - is the bounty hunter from Thunderdome?
    - after the Chase scene the kids stopped joking and were invested. They loved the movie and Kendall needs a larger sample size to decide if Cage is good or bad

     
  24. VaxRule

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    The question that broke Abed
     
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  25. Truman

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    Freejack
     
  26. Celemo

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    I know, Kendall is well versed in Community. She kinda wants to take the Abed plunge into Cage. I’m slightly worried
     
  27. VaxRule

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    [​IMG]
     
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  28. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm sorry you didn't have a girlfriend.

    Wisdom.
     
  29. Beachy Toast

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    Police Academy.
     
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  30. Celemo

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    My 9th grade gf loved the New Kids on the Block, Donnie was her favorite and he instantly became Public Enemy #1
     
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  31. Shawn Hunter

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    She wants to take the plunge and wants to see robot penis. This one might be a lost cause at this point
     
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  32. herb.burdette

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    At least you have stayed consistent with you love of teen bop through all these years, it’s admirable.
     
  33. bryix

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    Thank you. This is one of my favorites. Watched a recorded-from-HBO VHS of this movie probably fifty times growing up.
     
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    First cage movie? uhhhh have they not seen National Treasure and its fantastic sequeal?
     
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  35. Gin Buckets

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    This is a bad take.
     
  36. kezarmyaj

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    admittedly it probably is. men at work is just a dumb movie I liked a lot growing up, but he does have several other films that are worth watching that I conveniently neglected to include in my off the cuff remarks.

    :in-n-out:
     
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  37. Celemo

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    Ferris Beuller’s Day Off (1986)

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    - mom looks like a Karen
    - so Ferris is full of crap?
    - the Key to Faking Out Parents got Kendall taking notes
    - Cameron is a weirdo
    - Meatball recognized Rooney from Howard the Duck
    - why does Ferris have a different outfit on every scene?
    - Cameron’s house with his car doesn’t make sense
    - how does the secretary know who Ferris is dating?
    - the Cameron call to get Sloan out of school has got the kids dying
    - Kendall called the Ferrari getting trashed on first sight
    - don’t throw a fedora away like that!!!
    - 5 bucks to protect a Ferrari lol
    - Dad, he’s not Abe Froman
    - Rooney with his flip up shades looks like a perv (they have no clue about the child porn stuff w. Rooney)
    - no way would a principal go to a student’s house, that’s illegal
    - Rooney hosing off his muddy shoe, Meatball: when I eat Taco Bell
    - what parade is this?
    - this parade is nuts, dad
    - Chicago really likes Twist & Shout
    - how long is a Chicago school day...I mean cmon dad
    - omg Jeannie just kicked Rooney 3 times in the face
    - why is Rooney still in the house
    - what is herpes? (Oh fuck me in the goat ass)
    - Cameron is gonna die
    - Meatball enjoyed the strippergram
    - Meatball: Jeannie is Candace from Phineas & Ferb
    - oh no the Ferrari is thrashed, Cameron is dead man walking
    - kids enjoyed ending sequence

     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    I skipped a couple of decades.
     
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  39. Ty Webb

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    huh?
     
  40. Celemo

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    The dude that played Rooney got busted some time ago in a child pornography ring
     
  41. Ty Webb

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    No shit? I completely missed that.
     
  42. Celemo

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    About 10 years ago he got busted and has has subsequent trouble re-registering as a sex offender
     
  43. War Grundle

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    Fun fact. Ferris’ mom and dad got married in real life after meeting on this movie.

    Great call by the kids asking how long a school day is. It’s amazing how much they pack into one day.
     
  44. Gin Buckets

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    Have they seen Dirty Dancing yet? Asking because, Jeannie.

    (I've never actually seen it.)
     
  45. Celemo

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    Adventures in Babysitting (1987) a Mrs. Celemo pick
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    - Meatball: Elisabeth Shue is kinda hot
    - the license plate says So Cool, what a tool
    - there’s more wood on that station wagon than in my room
    - Thor is a homo...lololol
    - why are the parents dressed like they’re going to the Oscars?
    - that ginger doesn’t have a soul or maybe he’s Ron Weasley
    - Brenda is in trouble yikes
    - why is the babysitter’s shirt down to her knees
    - Daryl is a creep
    - the chick in the porno mag looks like the babysitter
    - flat tire, Meatball: ADVENTURE!!!
    - she forgot her purse...sucky babysitter
    - hook hand tow truck driver got the kids shook
    - got in the car with a car thief lol

     
  46. dump

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    Elisabeth Shue is attractive
     
  47. Celemo

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    Half my post got nuked

    continuing

    - They’re singing the blues lol
    - why aren’t they dead yet?
    - bad guy looks like Jerome Bettis ( so proud Kendall for this)
    - ginger tried to pick up a hooker
    - main bad guy looks like he’s been smoking for 50 years
    - gang fight on the el..oh no
    - don’t Fuck with the Babysitter has got the kids dying
    - One stitch...all better
    - Daryl’s getting some
    - I don’t recognize that Thor
     
  48. VaxRule

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    #NotMyThor
     
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  49. Beachy Toast

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    Do they have a favorite movie picked out?
     
  50. bigred77

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    Tombstone obviously
     
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