Ideal quarantine partner for the next two months [sexy time edition]

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  1. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    Eye contact is unhealthy.

    Dick contact is still good tho, right?
     
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  2. Irush

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    As long as you say no homo
     
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  3. Tilly

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    That's cool. I'm going to Kate's. Just don't break anything.
     
  4. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I’m out.
     
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  5. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    I’m actually sort of interested in the social experiment aspect of this.

    Like, take the “I choose her” aspect out of this and say it was a situation where you just happened to end up legit quarantined with your choice for 2-3 months. I wonder how many people have enough redeeming qualities and shared interest that, at the end of the 90 days, the girl might be interested in choosing to spend time with you, despite the glaring attractiveness differences.
     
  6. ~ taylor ~

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  7. Shawn Hunter

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    That’s where the life hack comes in, pick someone that shares some or many of your interests that happens to be attractive.
     
  8. ramszoolander

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    Absolutely the best answer. I promise not to treat her wrong like Woody Harrellson...
     
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  9. OldazzNinjaman

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    This version of Olivia Wilde
     

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  10. Chipper>Jeter

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    Dammit you win. Just send me the sex tapes at least.
     
  11. Chipper>Jeter

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    My sports crush will have to be my back up plan since Kate is taken
     
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  12. Irush

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    Finding out she was married ruined my life


    Because I totally would have had a shot, man
     
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  13. Daniel Ocean

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    I picked a cute porn star with huge boobs. I am good after the 90 days with never having to talk to her again. If I wanted to be with someone who is too attractive for me (with whom I might have some stuff in common) I’d have picked my wife.
     
  14. Mr Bulldops

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    Oh, I’m sorry, the correct answer was Alpha Dog Olivia Wilde, thanks for playing though

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  15. AptosDuck

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    I learned today that Daniel Ocean's wife lurks on this board
     
  16. poor paul

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    <3<3<3
     
  17. Lip

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    MY WIFE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT!
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    my account was hacked
     
  19. Gunners

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    #169 Gunners, Apr 4, 2020
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  20. Kirk Fogg

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    I’m picking up Rhian Suggers with my 2nd pick (just made up I get a second pick)

     
    #170 Kirk Fogg, Apr 4, 2020
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  21. Lip

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    I don’t think that’s the right name...
     
  22. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Lead singer from Chvrches.
     
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  23. AptosDuck

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    I worked with her on Never Been Kissed. Didn't think she was anything special
     
  24. Daniel Ocean

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  25. Homo Erectus

    Homo Erectus The important thing is, you think I'm attractive
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    No
     
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  26. AptosDuck

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    There are always thousands of hot young ingenues looking to get discovered in LA. She didn't stand out, sorry
     
  27. Chumbolone

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    Lol wtf
     
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  28. Wu

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    he’s been an Eathan Edwards alt account this whole time!
     
  29. Roy Kent

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    What? Shes 23. Hot. And has pierced nips.
     
  30. goheels10

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    The Giada and Mina kimes picks are top notch.

    I'm going with Kate Courtney, two time mountain biking world champ.

     
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  31. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    My choice out here just making us some homemade survival food.

     
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  32. GordoBombay

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  33. Chumbolone

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  34. ramszoolander

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  35. Ty Webb

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    There will be nudes
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    #187 Ty Webb, Apr 6, 2020
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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    God damn, please share so we can all heal as a nation together.
     
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  37. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  38. TrustyPatches

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    Stormi Maya shitty rapper with an insane body. I’m 100% in love.







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  39. TheFreak55

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  40. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    likes skating, weed, video games and LOVES to fuck
     
  41. The Hotch

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    Alright, I’m gonna say it, Kaitlin Collins, CNN. I realize she’s not quarantining and is at the White House everyday but she is hot and the drive and toughness that she brings to the job is just quite nice. A+ pillow talk too.

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  42. The Blackfish

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    Roll Tide
     
  43. GboroKidd

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    dibs


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    #195 GboroKidd, May 27, 2020
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  44. Daniel Ocean

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    nothing isn’t showing up for me
     
  45. GboroKidd

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    well I got nothing then
     
  46. Daniel Ocean

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    who is it?
     
  47. GboroKidd

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    screen shot it with my phone.

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  48. TheFreak55

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