Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    FAKE NEWS! He’s in SERIOUS condition! How much did Soros pay you to post that?
     
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  2. Gaknight

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    Just tried to go to my Polling place in Lindbergh. Gonna be a long afternoon.
     
  3. Barves2125

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    Watching OANN feels like you're watching exactly that or a really well done parody of a news channel. It even feels like the people on screen are kinda in on it and the audience is the butt of the joke.

    The more I think about it the truer that probably is.
     
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  4. Bruce Bowen

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    I’d probably get a raise
     
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  5. BudKilmer

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  7. Corch

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    Will someone smarter than me explain why it is not federal law that each district has at least X number of voting machines available tied to the population?

    I know the reasons we don't have that many machines (voter suppression) but is there a reason why we don't have a federal law tied to that (other than leadership totally letting us down)?
     
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  8. Corch

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    Growing up in a small town in Ohio there was always at least 30 machines in my district and probably half weren't occupied. For an area like Atlanta to have five machines in a location is fucking bonkers
     
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  9. duc15

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    Another reminder that everyone needs to vote like Oregon
     
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  10. Nug

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    And WA

    Let's touch tips
     
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  11. duc15

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    A ballot and voters pamphlet sent to my house, drop off sites at every city hall and post office
     
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  12. xec

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    They will have “information” that has no basis in fact. Had they claimed “evidence” then I might be interested.
     
  13. Corch

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    Colorado does mail in ballots and in person, I'm guessing Oregon is similar?
     
  14. duc15

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    Only mail-in nothing in person
     
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  15. Corch

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    I like having the option to do either but I've always done it via mail and drop it off.
     
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  16. DetectivePopcorn

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    Eh, they’re functionally the same at this point.

    It’s like the difference between a group of conspiracy theorists that believe that an international group of Jewish elites faked the moon landing and killed JFK versus a group that believes the same but also these Jewish elite are reptilian shape shifters.
     
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  17. bro

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  18. Corch

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    Democrats need to encourage early voting in November, especially in these highly suppressed areas. Don't give these motherfuckers an inch of space to do something dubious.
     
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  19. xec

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    That’s when the WH will shut down a fair number of USPS branches.
     
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  20. Joe_Pesci

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    Every public library also
     
  21. herb.burdette

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    I raised this issue a couple months ago around Super Tuesday and don’t know the answer.

    In the early 1960’s, the US Supreme Court articulated a “one man, one vote” standard for legislative districts. In that case, Tennessee had refused to adjust the geographical boundaries of its districts despite population shifts.

    The Court held that all districts must be proportional. You can gerrymander them, but every district has to have the same population.

    I don’t know any rationale that would make polling locations and voting equipment any different than this rule.
     
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  23. Henry Blake

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  25. BellottiBold

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    GOP lawmakers, unworthy of freedom
    GOP voters, unworthy of public life
     
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  26. fucktx

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  27. fucktx

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  28. fucktx

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    “he tweets a lot” is a great response
     
  29. Beeds07

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    Holy shit that context after clicking the link.
     
  30. BellottiBold

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    Fresh off her smash hit "fuck this fucking president", Courtney Jaye with another heater
     
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  31. NYGator

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    Voter suppression in Colorado...

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  32. Fran Tarkenton

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    Its going to be an epic shitshow. Will make today look like childs play.

    Both Senate seats will likely be January runoffs. Dark Money flooding the state. No clue what condition Orange Moussilini will be in by that point.
     
  33. GrizzliesDrew

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  34. NYGator

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    standing outside the polls "to make sure there is no voter fraud." I believe a friend of mine from HS took these pictures.
     
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  35. bertstare

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    Upon revisiting this post I’d def kick it with you and Bud irl at a spot like agave or argosy despite how much you both hate me on this board
     
  36. VaxRule

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    Constitution leaves it up to the states to administer elections.
     
  37. Corch

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    Well we should stop that
     
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  38. VaxRule

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    Probably requires an amendment or a very friendly Supreme Court to get it fixed. So it isn’t going to happen nationally for a while.
     
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  39. Fran Tarkenton

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    this was my favorite one from the morning



    its going to take them weeks to count all the mailed-in ballots too. That they probably will say f-it and never actually count.
     
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  40. fucktx

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  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    at 2pm it seems the lines are getting better at the east side neighborhoods
     
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  42. fucktx

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    lost in the comments section of that tweet

     
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  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Only if I can fight you a publix before hand
     
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  44. BP

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    So did Twitter decide fact check like two of his tweets and then quit?
     
  45. fucktx

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  46. fucktx

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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    "My black friend is putting together a blue ribbon committee."
     
  48. El Tiburon

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    He means the hatred directed towards white people.
     
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