Chris D’Elia solicits teenage girls?

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  1. Homo Erectus

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    Bert's standup is just ok, but he seems like he would be fun to hang out with and drink.
     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    Underrated comedians imo

    Theo Von
    Mark Normand
    Joe List
    Andrew Santino
    Jessa Reed
    Sean Patton
    Kyle Kinane
    Felipe Esparza
    Josh Wolf
    George Perez
    Brooks Wheelan
     
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    Agree on Theo, Santino(his pod with Bobby has been solid every time I've listened) and Normand.

    I have never heard the others.

    I also like Nate Bargatz though.
     
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  4. Tiffin

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    Ari already sucked and then he drugged Bert and even Joey Diaz thought that was fucked up. The look of disappoint and disbelief Segura had when they talked about it on Rogan made me think he wanted to beat the piss out of Ari.
     
  5. Tiffin

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    Add Sam Morrill and Jessica Kirson to the underrated list.
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Joe List has a pod with Normand called Tuesdays with Stories and it's wonderful. Jessa Reed is a reformed meth addict that had a set on This is Not Happening about drinking her own meth piss to get high. Made a fan out of me there. Sean Patton is a hilarious fat guy from New Orleans check him out. Kyle Kinane is deadpan. Felipe Esparza is just a funny guy. So is George Perez. Check out Josh Wolf's special on YouTube about his kid wanting to fight him. It's great.

    Oh and Brooks Wheelan has a show called Travels and Such on All Things Comedy and that's enjoyable, as well.
     
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  7. Jake Scott

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    when the guy who went to prison for felony kidnapping thinks what you did was fucked up its fucked up
     
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    Santino is one of the best live shows I've seen (Comedy Store)

    He murdered it.
     
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  10. Futureman

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    Morrill is so fucking funny. Probably my favorite comedian I discovered this year.
     
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  11. Manny

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    And he fucks dogs and smells bad
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    With horrendous teeth and showers in his pool.
     
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  13. Tiffin

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    Him and Normand have been doing a podcast throughout the quarantine. I need to listen to it, the 2 of them are excellent.
     
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  14. Tiffin

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    Pool showers and counting sober days not in a row are the 2 stupidest things I've heard come out of Bert's brain.
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

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    And not really caring whether a memory was true or not because it made him happy either way.
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    sean pattons best bars in america show was kind of bad but he was funny
     
  17. Funshot Residue

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    I know it's a low bar, but it doesn't exclude you from being elected president, obvs.
     
  18. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    I thought Normand's special was great. Morrill too.

    List sometimes annoys me but for the most part he's solid.

    Santino been a fan for a minute.

    But back to the matter D'Elia outside of roasting Callen, Schuab, and riffing with Sasso is meh af. On top of apparently being a predator piece of shit.
     
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  19. Manny

    Manny I love Lip

    Oh and I love Sickler. I've only consumed his pods but I'm always laughing when he's been on YMH or has guests on Honeydew that interest me.
     
  20. CTownND

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    Neal Brennan is a regular weeknight performer at the Comedy Store. Sometime in February or so I went to a show he was doing 15 minutes at and he started doing crowd work and was asking a couple audience members for some answers to some questions - he turned to one girl in the second row and just said "what about you, Asian girl?"

    The girl got super defensive and said "oh, so I'm just an Asian girl to you?" and seemed offended he called her an Asian girl. Instead of just being like "chill" or saying "touche" and moving on, he went on to berate her for a couple minutes about hyper-sensitive culture and "you are an Asian girl, aren't you Asian girl?!? was something I said wrong, ASIAN GIRL??" type stuff. Her and her boyfriend looked like they were about to walk out. It wasn't at all funny and just made him seem like a super sad, unhappy person.
     
  21. devine

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    When your schtick involves always having your shirt off you probably aren’t funny
     
  22. BuckeyeRiot

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    Sickler is the best.
     
  23. Nole0515

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    he is no longer these. He is now the comedian that fucks dogs
     
  24. Nole0515

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    Lookup Taylor Tomlinson's special. She's hot, funny and is dating Morril
     
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  25. Joe_Pesci

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    comics as a whole might be the biggest group of snowflakes in existence

    they're free speech purists until people start saying "hey this guy is an asshole. don't book him"
     
  26. Whammy Business

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    I watched that episode of JRE, and I think what Bert said is 100% true – Shaffir would not have done that to Rogan or Segura because they both would have beaten the shit out of him.
     
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  27. Tiffin

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    Been passing it recently on Netflix but seen a few clips that I thought were good. I'll have to give it a watch
     
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  28. Tiffin

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    No doubt. Segura already has murder on the brain, he wouldn't hesitate to strangle Ari. Then he'd get addicted to the rush and start taking women and tying then up.
     
  29. Barves2125

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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    people who are big stand-up comedy fans are at a similar culture level as pro wrestling fans
     
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  32. LuPoor

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    Thanks for the high society critique, metalhead
     
  33. Joe_Pesci

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    you guys are all down here with me
     
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  34. LuPoor

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    I'm not down here with all you folks, i have two small children so things like "interests" and "hobbies" are things of the past.
     
  35. Tiffin

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  36. Imurhuckleberry

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    Apparently some method actor.
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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  39. —

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    POTW!!!!
     
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  40. LA window washer

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    Can I get cliffs on this Bert fucking a dog situation?
     
  41. wes tegg

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    I really enjoyed that show.
     
  42. JohnLocke

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    Saw a clip from one of the JRE podcasts in which Ari admits to spiking Bert's drink with ecstasy without him knowing all while he's with his wife and kids. It's a hard watch because you can tell Bert feels deeply betrayed and Segura lays into him like the standup guy/friend that he is and Ari laughs it off like a total sociopath. Segura and Callen seem like two just really good dudes

    Edit: Found it

     
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  43. Tiffin

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    I mean it's just what he does. Comes natural to him. Also, he smells like he fucks dogs.
     
  44. devine

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  45. theriner69er

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    In context here, it sounds like Brennan is saying "she needs attention" because she is DMing D'Elia, then going to Brennan and saying "OMG D'Elia keeps DMing me!". like she's tying to get Brennan's attention by baiting D'Elia into DMing her, then complaining about it.

    Big picture, D'Elia DMing a girl he wants to fuck is a pretty low bar to set as a standard of sexual predator. If he's really doing that to girls he knows are under age, that's a different story. But if sexual predators are men using their advantages to try to fuck girls, we are all about to get cancelled.
     
  46. CTownND

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    Well Brennan says "he was just doing what he does" then Santino says "... yeah, just being a human male" to excuse him, but Brennan goes "yeah... well, even... that's just who he is."

    Bizarre thing to say and pretty much describes "that's just who he is" as someone always chatting up and DM'ing girls and strongly implies he uses his position of power to coax girls via this kind of stuff. Hard to believe these guys are good friends, do multiple shows a week together at the Comedy Store or Laugh Factory, he would say shit like that, and he would have NO CLUE what kind of stuff Delia was doing with grooming sub-18 y/o girls and then trying to sleep with them at age 18. That video's pretty bad for them both.
     
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  47. Nole0515

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    so, the Bert being the biggest racist in comedy (act on 2 bears One Cave "it was a joke") cant go on any longer so Tom brought up him fucking dogs
     
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  48. Nole0515

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    Ari is just a huge pos just looking for attention and is lucky he's friends with JR. who is not a great comedian just has a huge following