HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

I wonder if we'll go after another bat now that we have the DH. Free agent market opens back up tomorrow. I'd sign Puig immediately, and put Ozuna at DH most days.

 

We should be at an advantage with a deep bullpen and roughly 8 MLB quality starting pitchers available.

 

would be 9 if we hadn’t idiotically let ace walk

 

You absolutely hate to see it, folks

 

Back to the Ted

 

Liberty taking on salary during the pandemic? Can I interest you in some oceanfront property?

 

It's also not really necessary once I thought about it. We have some solid DH options.

 

Kakes is it

Can't wait to watch Snit fuck this up

 

Ball?

 

Ender is 100% going to bat 9th. Snits dream without making the pitcher bat 8th

 

Considering Ender cant hit until after the break every year I guess he'll just be shit all season now.

 

i just hope none of you people are dumb enough to think ronnie should bat leadoff

 

Ideal order?

1. Ron (R) RF
2. Ozzie (S) 2b
3. Free (L) 1b
4. Ozuna (R) DH --Can play OF on
5. Big River (L) 3B
6. d'Arnaud (R) C --Can DH on rest days
7. Camago (S) LF
8. Dansby (R) SS
9. Ender (L) CF

 

Oh boy. One post up. DMX surely is gonna be mad

 

Why is Big River batting left handed?

 

Trying to cut down on Ks

 

An important thing to remember is that we have no way of knowing if we’ll get good Ender or bad Ender. He could hit .320 or .190. We won’t know until games are played.

 

Definitely sub Duvy in for Ender against lefties, and I'd be tempted to play him over Goat against righties.

 

Realistically, how many games to we need to win to get into the playoffs? 35??

 

32-33

33 is a 90 win pace

 

Feel like if we can get in our bullpen can be an asset. Snit will probably fuck it up and ruin all the arms in the regular season, though.

 

What I'd give for Ron to give me elbow daps

 

Reppin our Boys shirt

 

Your photography skills mirror your spelling skills, WED

 

I'm wearing the shirt

 

Poor attempt at cheap laughs on my part. Taking a lap

 

Kakes rocking the flavor saver is what the country needs right now.

 

Looks even dumber now

Can't wait to hate him in the line up 6 days a week

 

Ron tho

 

We also have bearded Soroka.

 

That's the extent of a beard I expect Soroka to be able to grow

 

Nice av change SC

 

Was time. New season, new Ron avi.

 

Oh my god yes

 

Best comment:

 

Braves had a player test positive, per DOB.

 

Indians to consider changing their name. Its only a matter of time boys.

 

Never gonna happen in the ATL

 

I must buy this now!

 

What?

 

The Atlanta Luke’s

 

In my opinion, I don’t think the Braves will be changing name .

 

Imagine the shit that would rain down if Rocker made his comments today. It was stupid/ignorant then but now you would get protests.

 

Bring back the Crackers!

 

Won’t bother me one bit. Name can be whatever, still gonna tune in every night at 7:30.

 

if the virus didn't happen, Mike Trout would be gracing us with his presence at Truist right now

 

i am ambivalent about a name change but the chop should be eliminated (outside of ironic grainy gifs) ASAP

it’s so unbelievably cringeworthy and inappropriate

 

At first glance I thought this was Tim Hudson.