Does celebrating this 4th seem weird to you

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  1. joe-

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    ahh and there it is. fuck this bitch
     
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  2. CaneKnight

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    It's amazing how brainwashed some people are.
     
  3. NCHusker

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    Billionaires get richer during a global pandemic meanwhile Kyle finger wags poor people for their mindset

    Is that supposed to make you seem like less of a scumbag? Was it your mindset that got you where you are or your daddy's money?
     
  4. GordoBombay

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    If you cancel celebrating the 4th of July because Dr. Fraud-chi told you to then you are missing the whole point of Independence Day!
    CHINA!!!
     
  5. fucktx

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    it’s always been a part of the american mindset

    people are celebrating known war criminal george w bush just because he’s not backing trump as we speak
     
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  7. CaneKnight

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    And Liberals will fucking scold you for pointing out that's he's an awful human, and that we don't want or need him as a voice on our side.
     
  8. Evil Homer

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    most presidents since Truman could have been put in some war crimes tribunal but we don’t want to confront that since 1950 we’ve been on the wrong side of history a lot
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    My favorite is the people who thinking calling Obama a war criminal is some kind of "Gotcha" question. You wanna put him on trial at a Hague as well? Please feel free to do so.
     
  10. duc15

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    Uruguay would be so amazing. It and New Zealand top my list.
     
  11. kennypowers

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    Someone please make a Matt Gaetz meme with Kyle’s mugshot and some Indian guy. “This is my son Kumar”
     
  12. fucktx

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    happy bday dump
     
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  13. Kylebw1

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    what? That makes zero sense. Nobody votes republican to expand the social safety net. They do it to keep the taxes low and the rich wealthy or because they’re a religious nut. I voted for W once. Beyond that I’ve never voted for a Republican for president. Actually voted for Obama the first time around. No president will do anything that will noticeably change my life.

    I wish there wasn’t such a thing as a Republican or a Democrat. I think the system would work better if nobody was attached to a side and they did just what they thought best instead of what their party demanded. Obviously ideal is that for a reason and rarely reality
     
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  14. Evil Homer

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    You think this is galaxy brained when it’s cul de sac brained
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

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    Isnt your life story like one long bailout by your family?
     
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  16. portlandspartan

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    Hey just popping in to say this country is shit and has always been shit. Have a nice holiday or whatever
     
  17. Kylebw1

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    My homie Kumar has a ponytail. Super nice guy. It’s a shame some of the bigots around here avoid his stores just because he’s a foreigner when he’s ten times the person that most store owners are.
     
  18. You

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    Might I ask why Uruguay?
     
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  19. Joe_Pesci

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    I like living in Oregon and there are things about the U.S. that I like, but the idea of loving a country has seemed uncomfortable to me pretty much since I started to become politically aware and whatnot.

    If it's love like you love your relatives who continually fuck up and do shitty things but still get invited to family Christmas, then yeah I guess I love this country
     
  20. IHHH

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    you are such a parody....you couldn’t even say that he is ten times the person that most human beings are, you had to put him in the category of a store owner.
     
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  21. Randy Bobandy

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    Nope. Life is good. Will be even better when everyone runs out of fireworks.
     
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  22. Kylebw1

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    the entire point was that they refuse to do business with him due to be a foreign store owner. They go to the stores owned by whites who are generally shit humans while he helps other Indians come in and get their start before opening their own stores. That’s just an attempt to make an attempt by you
     
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  23. kinghill

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    lol ok
     
  24. dump

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    yeah fuck America

    and fuck fireworks too
     
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  25. IHHH

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    Gotcha
     
  26. Blu Tang Clan

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    I’m celebrating the fourth by watching English soccer at the moment. But yeah, hard to have much pride in the current dumpster fire,
     
  27. Joe_Pesci

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    this attitude towards foreigners incenses you but you're still a trump guy because taxes. sorry kyle, you're not as good of a friend to kumar as you think you are.
     
  28. IHHH

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    Kumar probably hates Kylebw1

    if he exists
     
  29. Ray McKigney

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    How can anyone take anything Kyle says at face value?
     
  30. fucktx

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  31. Kylebw1

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    I’ve never voted for Trump nor said that I have so not sure why I’m considered such a Trump guy. I do like him better than Biden and am still voting for neither. Biden has caused tons more harm to this country than Trump. He’s been a racist bigot in politics for 40-50 years. I could not in good faith vote for that kind of person just as I cannot vote for Trump
     
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  32. Cornelius Suttree

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    IIRC Uruguay has legal weed. I'm down
     
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  33. IHHH

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    you have zero self awareness
     
  34. electronic

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    I mean, how can you not feel pride in the founding of our country?

    - the Declaration of Independence
     
  35. buckwild

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  36. NCHusker

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    Kyle is trying to gaslight us into forgetting that he was the MAGA guy at BLM protests
     
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  37. IHHH

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    he has immigrant friends, he knows kumar the store owner and he also has a black friend. Kyle is all in.
     
  38. duc15

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    also lacks extreme poverty, low levels of income inequality, 95% of their energy comes from renewable resources, abortions and same sex marriage are legal
     
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  39. Kylebw1

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    I was there to support the protest. The “maga guys” are there to cause problems. I’ve been to three protests and one Juneteenth event. I have and have worn an I can’t breathe shirt. I own zero things with make america great on it
     
  40. Jake Barnes

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    Love for something like a nation fosters the will to change it for the better.

    You don’t have to (and probably shouldn’t) be proud of America in its totality at this moment in time. I would hope that your love for the country exists to the degree where you want to make it a better place for the generations that will follow, and one day we can provide more than lip service to the ideals we espouse for this nation.
     
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  41. Blu Tang Clan

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    Also doesn’t help that the concepts and symbols of patriotism have been hijacked by the people who represent the worst of what this country has to offer. But yeah, if America is part of the family, right now it’s the methhead uncle that goes on two-week benders and is often found face first in a drainage ditch. Even if we wanted to leave this country our options are extremely limited because we’ve done so terribly with COVID that most won’t take us.
     
  42. afb

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    "my immigrant buddies"

    "my black buddy"

    BIDEN IS THE REAL RACIST
     
  43. Bruce Wayne

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    Kumar the gas station and chain hotel-owning Indian immigrant.

    as if he couldnt have picked a better stereotype to use for his made up friend
     
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  44. afb

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    mY fRiEnD kUmAr

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  45. Bruce Wayne

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    Hey Kyle does your "friend" Kumar also have an East Asian friend named Harold?
     
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  46. Kylebw1

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    Anyone in the upstate i can tell where to find him. He runs his operation out of the store in front of the women and children’s hospital and is there daily in the morning.
     
  47. Blu Tang Clan

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    Last name is probably Patel, too. Basically the Indian version of Michael Smith.
     
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  48. IHHH

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    And he called him « my homie kumar » you can’t make this shit up

    edit-well yes kyle can make this up but generally speaking
     
  49. Funshot Residue

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