Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

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  1. Pokes

    Pokes Younger, hipper, cooler
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    Yikes
     
  2. fattmante

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    There might be a reason why you have 50k posts and only 8k likes.
     
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  3. hudson

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    Yeah I suck at life and I’m incredibly unfunny.
     
  4. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    these two fight each other. Callaway's Truvis is the best non-white ball. :crossedarms:
     
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  5. Jigga

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    .....
     
  6. Degausser

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    Is EAL disliked? I recently found his YouTube course vlogs and enjoy them :idk:
     
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  7. Boom TittyMilk

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    I personally couldn’t imagine giving up hats
     
  8. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Yes, huge douche
     
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  9. Degausser

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    Ah, what's his issue? I've only watched a couple of the course vlogs and haven't consumed any of his other content.
     
  10. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    I think IrishLAX2 can sum it up best but the highlights off the top include that he gets pretty exclusive tee times that he routinely shows up late for and this random golf club thing he started he’ll invite a ton of people out to a muni and charge way over the regular green fee to “play” in his group of 50+ people
     
  11. Degausser

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    Well I hate both of those things.
     
  12. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Welcome brother
     
  13. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    I guess I should rephrase I like is YouTube channel. Don’t worry I haven’t been looking to buy anything in his store shop or anything.
    mainly because he doesn’t have a divot tool
     
  14. hudson

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    Prov1
    On core elixr
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    E12red
    Srixon zstar
     
  15. undrtow

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    Specifically for your game?
     
  16. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    Just balls I like better.
     
  17. hudson

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    16 hours later and they only made it to KCMO. Am I being punished for my Callaway comment?
     
  18. undrtow

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    Have you tried:

    Bridgestone Tour B (X, XS, RX, or RXS)
    Callaway Chrome Soft and X
    Taylormade TP5 and X?

    All are similar balls to the Pro V1 and X
     
  19. jplaYa

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    Slammin em in between AB questions
     
  20. hudson

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    Didn’t realize the xr and Xrs came in yellow. So I’ll see if I can find a sleeve of each.
     
  21. Cornelius Suttree

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    fucking gross

    come on Koepka or Rose or legitimately anyone else

     
  22. HatterasJack

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    Little smoother? Less veiny?
     
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  23. hudson

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    Just feel natural when you caress them before you put them in the hole.
     
  24. Room 15

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    Bryson was the 157th least worst. You’re the fucking worst. You and Donnie Trosper
     
  25. John McGuirk

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    Don’t really get the hate for BD. Yeah he wears a douche newsboy hat but other than that he’s just doing what he thinks he has to do to win
     
  26. Cornelius Suttree

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    You play super slow I don't pull for you

    Keep the cameras off him to protect his image? Weakkkk
     
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  27. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    Because he thinks he’s the most special thing to ever happen to golf. Back when he was trying his side saddle/face on putting he went on a podcast and compared himself to Einstein saying he felt like this was his calling to change how people play the game. Also because of instances like happened yesterday when he threw a tantrum in a bunker and pounded the sand after a poor shot, then scolded the cameraman for getting it all because “it might put players in a negative light”.
     
  28. Room 15

    Room 15 Mi equipo esta Los Tigres
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    He has sped up and Eddie Pepp confirmed.

     
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  29. John McGuirk

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    So he’s basically a beefier Koepka. Whatever, he seemed pretty humble in his post round interview today
     
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  30. poor paul

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    Umm you don’t get the hate for the guy who is super slow and thinks he has solved the game multiple times with pseudoscience and explodes on the course to random photographers?
     
  31. poor paul

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    :roll:

    no he just named every sponsor and drank his protein shake to troll. He’s a super douche.
     
  32. 1

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    The majority of his interview was him playing the part of a NASCAR driver thanking his sponsors regardless of the question asked. I guess that is humble I suppose :idk:
     
  33. tjosu

    tjosu This is kind of like the breakfast club, huh?
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    The same interview in which he gave a shoutout to all his sponsors and was chugging a protein shake? He just severely lacks any self-awareness. Much like his “the ball just had too much terminal velocity” when he hit the pin at Augusta last year on 18
     
  34. John McGuirk

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    Lol ok I get it guys
     
  35. teel

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    Oh no not a protein shake! chill out & respect the commitment to the bit you’ll enjoy him
     
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  36. undrtow

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    Nah. I respect the hell out of the golf he's playing and he has found something that is working for him. That said, I'll never enjoy him
     
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  37. Fargin'

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    I enjoy pulling against him. He provides entertainment.
     
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  38. RalfBully

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    I've turned the page on BD. Still a douche, but now I am a fan. Anyone else does a post game interview/troll like what happened yesterday and we would be laughing. I never wanted to watch him before and now he is must see TV for me and you cant help but be impressed with how he is changing the game.
     
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  39. Fargin'

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    I definitely laugh at him. Hell I laugh at his swing alone.
     
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  40. teel

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    Perfectly said, the dude beefed up into a linebacker to hit bombs with a hilariously violent swing and came out of quarantine dominating the tour. I can’t get enough
     
  41. CoastalOrange

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    Yep, this post and your Fan Of pages check out.

    Just giving you shit. I'm team love his swing as it's hilarious and am whatever on him.
     
  42. Room 15

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    Welcome.


    The man does his job and does it well. Just making the fans happy in a world that needs it. Hero.
     
  43. Cornelius Suttree

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    Just like the Barstool guys yeah okay
     
  44. RalfBully

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    Good. Dont blow this by having fans
     
  45. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Sim Max irons are definitely less for giving than the tanks I was playing before. Took a round and a half or shanks before I started hitting them well. Finished my round this morning with 3 pars. Pretty good for me.
     
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  46. Room 15

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    That's the beauty of new equipment...you can blame both good and bad play on them
     
  47. bertwing

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    I got a lesson this afternoon. I’ve had a problem with some shots leaking out to the right the last few weeks and had gotten to the point where I was just compensating for it. My grip on the club was the biggest issue. My left hand thumb and wrist needed to be rotated more to the right on the top of the grip, when I had previously had it resting a little too far to the left which wasn’t allowing the club face to close on my downswing and causing me to come across it a little bit. To overcompensate for this I had moved the ball too far up in my stance, creating other swing issues and bad habits. Within 3 swings and moving the ball back to the center of my stance I was hitting drives straight with a baby draw like the good ole days. Simple fix. Trajectory also lower and ball speed and distance much better. Still got some work to do to correct the irons on the range, but man that felt good. I also had a problem with not keeping my right elbow inside and was almost extending my arms on my downswing (like a baseball swing). I know what I need to do now to fix it, just have to train my brain and body to do it. Gonna work on it for a month and then go back for one more lesson.
     
  48. fish

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    Tiger's chance of winning just improved. Can't wait to see him play a tournament without having to deal with fans. If he was able to wear shorts I think he'd be a lock.
     
  49. dome foam

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    It’s not a bit. Hats off to him for continually taking the unconventional route and making it successful. I can’t bring myself to root against him.
     
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