While everyone else is being unproductive during the pandemic, I was able to add "berry genitals" to my already embarrassing list of search terms
Madison Ann Bryant exited a nearby truck after getting into a fight with the driver, her boyfriend, about 'their relationship issues.' Deputies spoke with her boyfriend, 22, who smelled of alcohol and he was arrested for drunk driving. They had been at a party earlier and left because they were arguing. Bryant 'appeared to be heavily intoxicated' and 'spoke of many topics that did not make much sense', the arrest report said. She did not initially face arrest. As she waited with deputies for a ride home she said she 'needed to use the bathroom and wished to go on the side of the road,' according to the arrest affidavit. A deputy offered to drive her to a gas station to use the restroom. Instead Bryant 'pulled her pants down and urinated directly in front of' the squad car, holding onto the vehicle’s push bar as traffic passed by. When she pulled her pants back up she was arrested for disorderly intoxication. While on the way to the county jail, Bryant repeatedly asked a sheriff’s deputy to give back her Juul vaping device, which had been confiscated by officers. She insisted she needed the Juul 'for anxiety'. 'Madison asked me if I was married and had children,' a deputy said in the report. When he responded Bryant 'stated that she was not trying to "f**k that up" and that she would "suck my d**k" if I gave her her Juul.' The officer did not reply to Bryant. Bryant, who was listed as working in real estate in her arrest paperwork, was released from the Lake County jail after posting $3,000 bond.
This is bad advice. Not that he should keep working on word plays, but he should also not stick with graphic design.
That’s fucked up. She shouldn’t have been charged w the disorderly for peeing on the side of the road in the first place, but to slap her with bribery and a $3000 bond for some drunken gibberish is just chickenshit.