Mugshot Baes aka Mugshawtys

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  1. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    There are probably girls on tinder that do the same without getting paid for it.
     
  2. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    no slut shaming.
     
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  3. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    @ Taques mom u coward
     
  4. Weedlord420

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  5. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  6. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  7. pearl

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  8. Gambler

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    I'd bet anything she's helped bury a body.
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    I’d like her to help me bury my penis in her body.
     
  10. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    man... that innuendo is a rreeeaaaaccccchhhhhh
     
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  11. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    I'd berry my dick so far in her ass....whoever pulled it out would be charged with retail theft
     
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  12. Emma

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    How does one berry their dick
     
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  13. TC

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  14. El Tiburon

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    Not as big a reach as my chances of having sex with her.
     
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  15. ned's head

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  16. Emma

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  17. bturns

    bturns a better poster than Bertwing
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    I have it on good authority that it’s a process similar to bedazzling...
     
  18. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    While everyone else is being unproductive during the pandemic, I was able to add "berry genitals" to my already embarrassing list of search terms
     
  19. bigred77

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    Petty theft
     
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  20. pearl

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  21. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Red hair, Ketamine, weed? Yeah, let’s party babe
     
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  22. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    “You can stick it in any hole you want.”
    “What about the K hole?”
     
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  23. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  24. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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  25. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    She looks sad and resigned like something is finally over so I'll go with domestic assault
     
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  26. burnttatertot

    burnttatertot butt tuck zoomies
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  27. Doc Louis

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  28. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  29. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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  30. pearl

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  31. Nug

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  32. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge:
     
  33. NP13

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    That is not a hot mugshot
     
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  34. Gambler

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    I'm going out on a limb and saying this one is a freak in bed.
     
  35. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    What? No! You're kidding me.
     
  36. Emma

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    Who knows about the title, but
     
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  37. $P1

    $P1 Ball State #1
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    What was the bribe?
     
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  38. Emma

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    Madison Ann Bryant exited a nearby truck after getting into a fight with the driver, her boyfriend, about 'their relationship issues.'

    Deputies spoke with her boyfriend, 22, who smelled of alcohol and he was arrested for drunk driving.

    They had been at a party earlier and left because they were arguing.

    Bryant 'appeared to be heavily intoxicated' and 'spoke of many topics that did not make much sense', the arrest report said. She did not initially face arrest.

    As she waited with deputies for a ride home she said she 'needed to use the bathroom and wished to go on the side of the road,' according to the arrest affidavit.

    A deputy offered to drive her to a gas station to use the restroom.

    Instead Bryant 'pulled her pants down and urinated directly in front of' the squad car, holding onto the vehicle’s push bar as traffic passed by.

    When she pulled her pants back up she was arrested for disorderly intoxication.

    While on the way to the county jail, Bryant repeatedly asked a sheriff’s deputy to give back her Juul vaping device, which had been confiscated by officers.

    She insisted she needed the Juul 'for anxiety'.

    'Madison asked me if I was married and had children,' a deputy said in the report.

    When he responded Bryant 'stated that she was not trying to "f**k that up" and that she would "suck my d**k" if I gave her her Juul.'


    The officer did not reply to Bryant.

    Bryant, who was listed as working in real estate in her arrest paperwork, was released from the Lake County jail after posting $3,000 bond.
     
  39. BuckeyeRiot

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    Suck the Police.
     
  40. NP13

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    She woulda got her Juul back
     
  41. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    She could have gotten a Juul necklace
     
  42. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    Do you mean a pearl necklace?
     
  43. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    It was a play on of that term
     
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  44. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    stick to graphic design
     
  45. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Speak for yourself!
     
  46. Doc Louis

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    Agreed, that was definitely... Yeah not hot.
     
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  47. HatterasJack

    HatterasJack Is your refrigerator running? It's Mike Hunt.
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    This is bad advice. Not that he should keep working on word plays, but he should also not stick with graphic design.
     
  48. Lefthook

    Lefthook token Oregon State fan
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    Am I the only one to notice that she has a Disney villain's mustache on her forehead?
     
  49. TeeDee

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    You know he looked at those lips and felt some conflicting emotions
     
  50. Why?Pokes

    Why?Pokes Take me back to the kine
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    That’s fucked up. She shouldn’t have been charged w the disorderly for peeing on the side of the road in the first place, but to slap her with bribery and a $3000 bond for some drunken gibberish is just chickenshit.
     
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