Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. El Tiburon

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  2. Hoss Bonaventure

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    The fetuses are full of important scourge proteins and pillaging nutrients.
     
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  3. Drown ‘Em

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    Even better listening to the chant organically build up so loudly and clearly.


    Oh and Biden is debate prepping all day.
     
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    You joke as if Soylent Green isn’t in our future
     
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  5. Drown ‘Em

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    “Two recently retired four-star officers who served under President Donald Trump have joined a group of nearly 500 national security leaders in endorsing Joe Biden and condemning the commander in chief they served.

    Retired Air Force Gen. Paul Selva, who was the second-highest ranking officer in the military as vice chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff until August 2019, signed on to an open letter released Thursday by the group National Security Leaders for Biden. He is joined by retired Adm. Paul Zukunft, who was the commandant of the Coast Guard until June 2018.“
     
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  6. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Donnie is going to bomb some random country now because his fragile ego was destroyed.
     
  7. Phil Connors

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    There wasn’t one today.
     
  8. joe-

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    it’s funny that because the presidential candidate doesn’t talk to the press every day the media thinks something is wrong and it’s worth criticizing but in normal times the president used to work during the day
     
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  10. VaxRule

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    The perfect post
     
  11. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I know next to nothing about Guyana. Why do we hate them?
     
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  12. Bo Pelinis

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    Link pls
     
  13. Redav

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    *Googles what people from Guyana look like*

    "Well..."
     
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  14. LetItSoak

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    They're not white so....
     
  15. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    *Checking Wikipedia*

    “English is the official language. Should make for some of those easy assimilators that we like”

    *keeps scrolling*

    “40% Indian, 30% African, 20% mixed, 10% indigenous. Ok I see.”
     
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  16. nofatchildren - cissp

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    Their President is named Mohamed
     
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  17. BellottiBold

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    Sigh
    I suppose it's more catchy than "make sure he dies in prison"
     
  18. Tobias

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  19. Emma

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  20. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    That mask really accentuates his lack of chin.
     
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  21. indeed

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    Clearly these Obama holdovers are part of the Deep State cabal working with Soros and the majority of American citizens who’ll will vote for Biden, thereby enacting a COUP to remove Trump from power!
     
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  22. Tobias

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    i missed this yesterday but uhhhhh

     
  23. Randy Dangus

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  24. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Fuck yeah America
     
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  26. Bruce Wayne

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    Term Limits: Because you shouldn't have to worry about your elected officials being so old that they have no voluntary control over their bowels
     
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    :laugh:

    People claim this admin isn't full of racist bigots
     
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  28. Drown ‘Em

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    I think you just nailed the real reason he doesn’t wear a mask.
     
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  30. bro

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  31. Prospector

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    The two Republican members of the North Carolina State Board of Elections abruptly resign
    By Dianne Gallagher, CNN
    Updated 10:09 AM EDT, Thu September 24, 2020
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    Washington(CNN) The two Republican members of the North Carolina State Board of Elections abruptly resigned Wednesday, saying in separate letters that they felt misled by the state attorney general's office and board staff when they agreed to a settlement that would allow voters to fix absentee ballots with missing information.

    The stunning departures, less than six weeks before Election Day in a hotly contested battleground state, come one day after the five-member board said it unanimously agreed to the settlement, which still must be approved by a court. A hearing has been set for October 2 regarding the settlement, which also allows ballots postmarked on Election Day to be received six days later.
    In a statement, the board said it appreciated the service of the two resigning members, Ken Raymond and David Black, but that the unanimous agreement "came after counsel to all board members from agency attorneys and litigation counsel before and during last week's closed session meeting. The agency's legal staff, who are civil servants, provide thorough legal memos to the board prior to every board meeting and answer any questions board members have about matters that come before the board."


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    Raymond said he couldn't "in good conscious (sic) continue." Black said the recent decisions by the board made it "untenable" to remain as a member.

    CNN has reached out to the North Carolina Republican Party for comment.

    Following the settlement, the party called it "a blatant abuse," saying in a statement that it "guts the absentee witness requirement, extends the acceptance of all absentee ballots almost a week past the statutory deadline and weakens protections against ballot harvesting."

    In a statement, North Carolina Attorney General Josh Stein, a Democrat, called the resignations "political theater at its most destructive."

    "The proposed consent order is a negotiated compromise response to the greatest public health crisis in 100 years, the USPS slowing of mail delivery, and a federal court order mandating a cure process for mail in ballot errors," Stein said. "I am committed to ensuring that all eligible voters in North Carolina are confident in the knowledge that they can vote easily and safely by mail or in person — and that the candidate who wins the most votes will prevail."

    On Thursday morning, the total number of absentee ballot requests in North Carolina surpassed 1 million.

    According to data reported by the Board of Elections, 1,002,874 ballot requests had been received for the November general election, compared to 85,261 ballots by this time in 2016. Democratic requests are outpacing Republican requests by more than two to one.

    State election officials began sending out the ballots to voters on Friday, September 4. Since that time, more than 198,000 ballots have been returned to election officials.

    This story has been updated to include additional reporting and reaction.
     
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  32. bro

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    Someone primary Nadler. Please
     
  33. joe-

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    Feinstein has made a nice career out of getting shot by a cult member but hopefully she gets the fuck out of office soon
     
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  34. Tobias

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    you're thinking of someone else
     
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    That’s Jackie Speier
     
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  37. Tobias

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    dianne feinstein is worth $58m and was in 6th grade when ww2 ended

    get her the fuck outta here
     
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  38. joe-

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    it’s true now punks
     
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  39. joe-

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    sometimes I forget how fun it is to own the libs ha wow we have fun here
     
  40. LetItSoak

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  41. chuckmasterflex

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    Boy, am I excited to see this healthcare plan that is totally real
     
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  42. El Tiburon

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    What the fuck does “America First” health care even mean? Like, a plan where they hide pills inside of freedom fries to make them more palatable?
     
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  43. herb.burdette

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    We have a Pubes and Tattoos thread for this type of thing.
     
  44. herb.burdette

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    He’s going to deport all the foreign born physicians practicing in the US and cripple our health care system.
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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    “We all need to tighten our belts, and forgo unnecessary medical testing for the glory of the nation.”
     
  46. El Tiburon

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    “If you stop going to doctors and hospitals, you’ll never be told you’re sick. See? Medicare is saved! Let’s see Sleepy Joe and and illegal Kamala try and beat that.”
     
  47. nexus

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    you’re thinking of the guy that went hunting with Cheney
     
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  48. Homo Erectus

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    Take my wife, please