Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    Aka the student that everyone else fucking hates so nothing has changed apparently.
     
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  2. Mix

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    Worst case a bunch of buildings get foreclosed on.
     
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  3. Butthead

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    Yeah I'm pretty sure if you're gay or whatever else and you've been given shit about it for much of your life, you can see what some asshat like Eric Trump is up to a mile away
     
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  4. Redav

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    Trump personally owes $400m+ and who knows what his company owes. Not sure he'll have any ability to earn that type of money post presidency... But he's been bailed out over and over so who knows
     
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  5. Vito Corleone

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    GoFundMe and church bake sales will come up with a bunch of it, just watch
     
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  6. Bo Pelinis

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    Honestly read the first NYT article yesterday and assumed that was the case what with recently watching Ozark and now being an expert on money laundering. Why else would you go on a buying spree of known money losing ventures like golf courses, pour millions into them, and take losses every single year?

    I know Trump is dumb but that's beyond dumb. It's suspicious.
     
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  7. nexus

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    Tons of Soros money to be made these days if he can drive a box truck
     
  8. SD_Irish

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    He's been bailed out at every turn in his life. He's never been held accountable. He has tacky yet expensive tastes. Why change now?
     
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  9. Bo Pelinis

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    I understand but he also has a history of consistently expending a ton of money on construction expenses. Pretty easy to hide money when you're constantly building. And the amount those places are losing is unbelievable. Like, literally unbelievable. There was a post yesterday ITT about how he paid 150mil for a course and has poured an additional several hundred million into it. For something that is worth around 100 mil. Why?
     
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  10. NilesIrish

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    He’s old enough to not give a fuck. He’ll gain an income, survive on that and die with a fuck load of debt. His family may go down in flames, but he won’t.
     
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  11. Redav

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    Yeah it's money laundering. His casino was fined for it and the only bank that will lend him money has been fined for it.

    He's often not the actual owner/it's someone else's money. Then they claim they're putting money back into it and they increase the value of it on tax documents but several of them there's no evidence any actual improvements were made. Basically just like Ozark.
     
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  12. Redav

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    Uh ok well dying in debt is very different than your other post where you said that wouldn't happen
     
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  13. NilesIrish

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    Probably poorly worded on my part, my point is he will never see personal financial ruin. Someone will get him whole enough to die “rich”. What all happens under the surface idk, but he will sell his time as president enough to keep his lifestyle.
     
  14. Josey Wales

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    Money laundering and he’s closely tied to Russians? If only we could figure this out
     
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  15. ned's head

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    Imagine losing your career and potentially going to jail for altering records for the benefit of someone who is guilty. Remarkable stuff

     
  16. RavenNole

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    trump campaign just using dumb shit like this and drug tests to distract from anything of substance. It’s incredible how little they’ve actually tried to win over voters on anything of substance. There has been 0 substantive outreach to anyone. They have tried to win votes or keep dems home through disinformation campaigns but no actual building of a larger coalition. They are running like they won by 10% in 2016 and covid didn’t happen.
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    The prosecutors in New York and anyone else who allowed trump to exist for decades should be pelted with cabbage.
     
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  18. NYGator

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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    Joe Biden is Sammy Sosa cat reading the newspaper dot jpeg
     
  20. JGator1

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    Also notable for her quote, "We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes" that she said to a maid who ended up testifying at trial.
     
  21. Doc Louis

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    If you were a golfer you’d understand.

    I mean yeah it’s money laundering.
     
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  22. Josey Wales

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    Actually, the “Biden is in mental decline” play is nearly the exact same as 2016.

    This latest iteration is Trump’s fear of getting embarrassed.
     
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  23. steamengine

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    Maga/Fox (interchangeable) Twitter is also claiming he’s got an earpiece in to pipe in answers and is requesting frequent breaks to get refreshers from antifa which the Trump team has denied because his brain is just that good.
     
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  24. Hatfield

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    So we getting another stimmy check or what?
     
  25. Butthead

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    Read the comments if you guys want to see some very smart people
     
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  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    Everyone knows you buy car washes if you’re a real expert.
     
  27. prerecordedlive

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    God dammit I intentionally avoid comments sections because this shit makes me irate. We have the dumbest citizens.
     
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  28. TylerDurden

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    Biden takes PEDs

    Biden is a tool of the squad.

    Biden will raise taxes and usher in socialism

    Biden will pack the Supreme Court and make Pr and DC states


    I wish Joe was half as awesome as they claimed he is
     
  29. NilesIrish

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    Turned on Rush because I hate myself. Biden is still trying to get out of the debate, the Rock endorsed Biden because he has sold out to China And also will lose all his fans because MAGA, and, Kamala doesn’t know who Biggie is/was.

    quite the 5 minutes of radio.
     
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  30. Butthead

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    Limbaugh should probably never make comments about music considering he is deaf due to opiate abuse
     
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  31. Mister Me Too

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    If she were alive she would be running the IRS under this administration.
     
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  32. El Tiburon

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    I know it’s been asked before in this thread, but I’d like to reiterate:

    Can any of these geniuses please give us the name of the magical drug that stops senile dementia cold in its tracks for a few hours and then makes the patient artificially smart? I mean, other than the brain pills Ben Shapiro shills for, obviously.
     
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  33. MtOread

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    I was wondering why my aunt linked the Rock to China in a family group text yesterday, that must be going around the Fox stratosphere.
     
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  34. herb.burdette

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    Just another example of Republicans running on an unpopular platform. If Biden is juicing, they are forgetting just how much America loved steroid era baseball in 1998.
     
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  35. Fusiontegra

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    I don't know but I bet Trump is just pissed he can't get his hands on any.
     
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  36. Bishop

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    Baby blood!

    :idk:

    #savesomekids
     
  37. bertwing

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    I hope Biden makes steroids legal and widely available so we can go back the the McGwire/Sosa baseball era, and the David Boston/Terrell Owens type WR’s in the NFL, and I can get shredded and have an excuse for having shrunken testicles
     
  38. Josey Wales

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    Biden probably wants a break every 30 minutes so his team can identity the bucket of recent Trump lies that he might be able to call out after the break. It could also give news stations time to discuss them during coverage.
     
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  39. HoosDaMan

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    Speaking of Rush, when’s that pos going to die?
     
  40. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Or take a piss.
     
  41. Tobias

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    someone put a few biden signs in front of my county gop headquarters in rural nc last week

    they're still up. biden's nc numbers look stronger by the day
     
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  42. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    I would've like this post for anything just because of pelting anyone or anything with cabbage
     
  43. Bruce Bowen

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    Oh no! I remember those once great companies that MAGA has boycotted and killed like Nike, NBA, NFL, Netflix, Kuerig, 99% of every company in existence that all supported BLM. Sad to hear the Rock will fall as well.
     
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  44. Josey Wales

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    Ya piss while his team updates him. Some real LBJ energy.
     
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  45. NilesIrish

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    Yup, he and Lebron are sell outs to China.
     
  46. NilesIrish

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    Rush answered. Prednisone and Adderal. And an ear piece.
     
  47. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Burned my Goodyear tires cause they won’t allow MAGA hats. I don’t work there and I can’t actually make it to my job anymore because I don’t have any tires on my car but man oh man do the libs have to be hating this!”