COVID Sports Updates - Sir Yacht's Fan Club

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  1. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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  2. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    if they decide to not start, i'm gonna need to see some transparency before I allow it
     
  3. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    This should all be fine because iirc the doctors in SEC states have more experience with COVID.
     
  4. IowaHuskerFan3

    IowaHuskerFan3 I hardly husk.
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    Unfortunately more experience has yet to lead to a better understanding.
     
  5. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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  6. DeToxRox

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    Normal stuff
     
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  7. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Football isn’t working out
     
  8. DeToxRox

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    Don’t be a coward: say Covid’s name. Give Covid the credit it so richly deserves.
     
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  9. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Coronabros surging to a 2nd quarter lead.
     
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  10. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  11. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Have to feel like this hurts the Falcons playoff hopes
     
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  12. ugafish

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    Only for a minority
     
  13. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Generally sports leagues need full participation.
     
  14. ugafish

    ugafish Not a new member
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    NBA left 10 teams out. Somehow baseball is finishing up after some issues.
     
  15. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    insert 10/17 game cancellation here
     
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  16. DeToxRox

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  17. DeToxRox

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    Haha damnit Andy Reocho it didn’t even click what school was involved in this either
     
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  18. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  19. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Get your shit together Andy Reocho I need to see my golden hurricanes
     
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  20. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    We’re ready to play, sir.
     
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  21. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  22. pez

    pez Competent
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    Oh no
     
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  23. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    Fortunately they have $$$ from packing their stadiums with fans.
     
  24. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    should have made them forfeit all revenue
     
  25. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    At this point, you have to wonder if the death of a player will even make a difference in the SEC.
     
  26. pez

    pez Competent
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    what position does he play? How has he been playing this year?
     
  27. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Don't think it would. Tom Rinaldi piece and a pregame ceremony where you give his family a game ball and let's strap em up.
     
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  28. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    I think it would take several across the nation, sadly. And even then you'll have chuds claiming it's because they have pre-existing conditions and should have sat out or some other such bullshit.
     
  29. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I mean people get paralyzed playing and the game starts back up as soon as they can get them carted off the field
     
  30. SugarShaun

    SugarShaun A man of many hobbies
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    Thoughts and prayers
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    This would be the only thing that will work. $100k is nothing
     
  32. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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  33. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Liberty and Sinclair, what a fucking combo.
     
  34. DeToxRox

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  35. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    It will become a super spreader event if it makes it through Rivers' family
     
  36. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    Literal laugh out loud on this one.

    they used to go to the same church as my parents when they lived in San Diego. Would take up two whole rows of pews at mass
     
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  37. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  38. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  39. DeToxRox

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  40. DeToxRox

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  41. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  42. Cabs

    Cabs eatin' fried okra with Oprah
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    Real who’s who of braniacs that liked that post.
     
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  43. laxjoe

    laxjoe Well-Known Member
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    especially that "1 other person" guy
     
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  44. DeToxRox

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    1 other person you idiot
     
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  45. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I had to look up that post to see who the other one was.

     
  46. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    oh that’s good considering florida is fucked now
     
    #13897 fucktx, Oct 16, 2020
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  47. Whammy

    Whammy Donde es
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    Really don't want to do this......but still not seeing anything wrong with that post.

    Games being postponed is showing the system is working IMO.
     
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  48. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Goddamnit, now you’ve done it.
     
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  49. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    lose to the most embarrassing team in college football, have your coach come out as a mouth breather, half your team gets covid, your favorite mlb team is blowing it in the alcs, and you get called out for agreeing with the dumbest poster on the board

    yikes Boo MFer! rough week