Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep because they slaughter them. AKA the big cat thread

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    Find the Mountain Lion
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  4. skiedfrillet

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    top of the boar's hair to the right, near the border. above the rock crouching in the shrubs
     
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    That’s the butt of the animal, not the top of its head.
     
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    Yeah but I said hair, not head Mr Fogg
     
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    id like to issue an apology. I’ve been up working since 6am, and confused hair and bolder with ear and shoulder
     
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    I wonder why this dude is this single
     
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    Would shit my pants

     
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    You’re from Florida...you should be used to cougars stalking you

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    That would be terrifying
     
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    I mean it's impossible to say what you'd do in that situation but I'd like to think I'd pick up one of those big rocks on the trail in each hand and throw them with one hand and keep one in my other hand in case they jump on me to try to cave it's skull in.
     
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    I like to think I’d Just sit down and peacefully say “we destroyed your home, I’d never hurt your cubs” accepting the natural dismembering of myself.
     
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    Also, why does everyone have to film everything?

    I would be much more worried about my survival than internet clout.
     
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    Full video. Dumb mother fucker just rolled up toward her cubs. What did he think would happen? Also, why did he wait so long to start chucking rocks?

     
    #873 GrizzliesDrew, Oct 12, 2020
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    0 chance I wouldn’t have tried running and gotten mauled
     
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    It’s obvious when looking at your post to like ratio
     
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    Yeah it’s pretty clear the whole thing happened because he got too close to the cubs. Posted it in the scary nature thread, but the dude did an interview and admitted to getting close to them. But he thought they were bobcats rather than cougar cubs.
     
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    Which doubles down on his stupidity. You don’t want to get close to bobcats in the wild. Hell, when I was younger a guy (poacher/criminal) brought in a freshly captured bobcat kitten in a cage. I thought “WOW, how cute” as I got close to the cage to get a closer look. The kitten suddenly went for me and knocked the shit out of the cage. I realized it would have ripped my face apart if it wasn’t in a cage.
     
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    :lovelove:


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    The snow covered tiger in this photo carried out a quest for vengeance unlike any that’s ever been told. In 1997 a poacher named Vladimir Marko shot and wounded a tiger before keeping a part of its skull as a trophy. The tiger, injured and exhausted tracked Markov down to his cabin and destroyed everything that carried the poacher’s smell. Then it waited near the front door until Markov returned home. The tiger waited between 12 hours to two days for Markov to return to his cabin and when he did the tiger pounced, dragging him to the bushes and eating him. It’s believed that the eating was secondary to the act of revenge.


    https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129551459
     
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    I probably would take out my phone a film a cub if I ran across them tbh. As soon as I saw mother I wouldve shit my pants and taken off running though
     
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    Imagine a dude in your neighborhood got a tiger in his backyard

    Fuck that
     
    #883 hood b. goode, May 10, 2021
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    i want a cage match
     
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    Cougar Breaks Into Washington House While Homeowner Was Inside
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    Residents in a Washington neighborhood were left rattled after a cougar managed to break into a home
    , according to KOMO.

    Residents in a Washington neighborhood were left rattled after a cougar managed to break into a home, according to KOMO.

    The incident happened in the area of D Street SW in Ephrata, Washington. Witnesses spotted the cougar wandering the neighborhood and hopping over backyard fences, reporters said. A video shared with KXYL also shows the big cat leaping onto the top of a fence and into a backyard. You can watch it here.

    Ephrata police officers told reporters the cougar jumped through a screen door of a home while the homeowner was inside. The homeowner called for help after spotting the predator inside their house.

    "Police and Fish and Wildlife Officers managed to tranquilize the cougar as it tried to escape through the kitchen window," KOMO wrote. "Police say the cat finally came to rest in the kitchen sink."

    No one was hurt in the incident. As for the cougar, wildlife officials took the animal away from the house and it remains in custody. Fish and Wildlife officers also plan to tag the animal and release it in a more appropriate area.
     
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