HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Festus McBadass

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    I found this hilarious:

    "I'm not going to take Clayton out after a weak ground ball and another ground ball off the bat of Freeman," Roberts said, adding that Ozuna's batted ball "wasn't hit very hard," even though it traveled at 108 mph.
     
  2. Festus McBadass

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    Well you have 12 hours to go shopping
     
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  3. UKupNorth

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    Thanks, Dave.
     
  4. SC

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  5. FadeMe

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    The curveball overlay on this is pretty good too.

     
  6. Pharm

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    I'm working all day and have mandatory OT so I'm gonna have to be creative.
     
  7. DuffandMuff

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    They were perfect. I would've eaten them.
     
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  8. Festus McBadass

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  9. Boom TittyMilk

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    Dear lord that movement alone on the 2 seamer
     
  10. Louis Holth

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    Gosh if he can mix some average off speed with that two and four seam mix we might actually have a stew going.
     
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  11. spydog

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    Bryse Wilson's mom was ready to fuck someone up last night and I love her for it.
     
  12. Where Eagles Dare

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    Let's not talk about comebacks
     
  13. Festus McBadass

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    I like the idea of a reverse bullpen game. Start Melancon-Martin-Greene-Smith-Matzek-then we can go Wright.
     
  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bruh's curve was something that made my wife a tad uncomfortable b/c it gave me a massive pants off erection.
     
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  15. Louis Holth

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    I sort of hate that idea. Burning guys for what might be a washed game when dipshit enters.
     
  16. Festus McBadass

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    I think we have to avoid Wright starting at all costs. Maybe have Matzek start for an inning or two then bring Wright in. He just seems fragile. Need something to give him confidence.
     
  17. Clown Baby

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    I know my large adult son Bryse was trying to be nice about following Wright’s gameplan last night but Folty Jr probably cried himself to sleep
     
  18. jrmy

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    If we're going bullpen game for sure let someone like Jacob Webb go first and go as long as he can successfully. Then bring in AJ and let him go as long as he can successfully.

    Depending on how it looks then you can let Matzek, Greene, and O'Day try and bridge you to Martin-Smith-Melancon or just let Wright and Tomlin eat innings if it's not going well.
     
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  19. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Wright is from Huntsville which is home to ZERO Milo’s. Are we really shocked by his performance?

    I am still a Wright Knight
     
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  20. Louis Holth

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    Tonight I’ll be having a Covid mixer with Buzz whilst we sip bourbon, watch Braves, oversee our women chase around our progeny and hopefully delight in a series clinching ice cream sandwich, sponsored by Tillamook.
     
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  21. Tobias

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    damn that sounds fun it sucks i had to turn down the invite that i definitely got
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    I still cannot get over how good Bryse Wilson was. He pitched better than Max and Ian honestly. Short innings, got ahead in counts, confidence in his pitches, aggressive. He was amazing.
     
  23. jplaYa

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  24. Clown Baby

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    Wait, hold the fuck up. Tillamook is making ice cream sandos now too?!
     
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  25. spydog

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    Went right at them. Couldnt believe how good his 4 seam and 2 seamers were. 4 seamer was rising on them like Kimbrels used to. 2 seamer was dancing with good velo. Kid was electric and fearless
     
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  26. Festus McBadass

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    74 pitches in 6 innings. He was cruising.
     
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  27. Louis Holth

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    Not only are they making them but they’re now a proud sponsor of Loubias ANALytics.
     
  28. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Ice cream sammies**
     
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  29. Louis Holth

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    I respect you turning down the very dangerous “party” we’re having with minimal PPE. You’re a mature and trusted partner.
     
  30. jplaYa

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    Glad AA didn’t trade Bryse for Clev

    perfectly fine being wrong
     
  31. Clown Baby

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    I’ve been as critical of Bryse as anyone, which is totally unfair given the small sample size, but I’m sure as hell a fan now. Starting to understand why AA and Snit remained high on him despite the bumps in the road.
     
  32. Louis Holth

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    And bc he’s your very grown son with flow that you must be very proud of
     
  33. Louis Holth

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    Like I’m always going to like Bryse bc of that flow. Always going to hate Kyle bc he’s a major fuck face.
     
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  34. spydog

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    Think the confidence and demeanor show a lot about his makeup. 4 pitch Bryse is a lot more fun than old school 2 pitch Bryse
     
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  35. Louis Holth

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    Lol just got intel CBD is working on securing a partnership with known bottom freezer ice cream sandwich Mayfield. Very embarrassing and reactionary from a never proud company.
     
  36. ashy larry

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    you fellas falling prey to marketing because the superior ice cream sammie is the food lion store brand. the ice cream to sammie ratio is unprecedented
     
  37. Louis Holth

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    Imagine stepping foot in a Food Lion. I couldn’t but I’m sure CB could
     
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  38. Gaknight

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    Not playing Bryse and Pache pretty much all year so teams don’t have a scouting report on them was a genius move by AA.

    Pache looks so much like young skinny Andruw Jones with his round face and body type I wouldn’t be surprised if Andries visited the Dominican 21 years ago.
     
  39. bstaple12

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    Bryse definitely shotgunned at least 4 natty lights in his hotel room last night
     
  40. jplaYa

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    Kyle is an Errol Flynn doppelgänger.
     
  41. Clown Baby

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    This just goes to show how out of touch with the common man the brass at Loubias is. You guys are basically that St Louis gun couple.
     
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  42. ashy larry

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    some ppl aren’t built for the streets
     
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  43. Festus McBadass

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    DeRo thinks Tomlin is getting the start
     
  44. Tobias

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  45. Tobias

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    ewww
     
  46. spydog

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    Snit can’t help himself. He loves Tomlin too much not to give him this opportunity to give up 6 runs in the first
     
  47. Festus McBadass

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    Some of y’all want him to be our manager.
     
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  48. bcuga

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    Preview video of bug bear vs May tonight (can't take credit but thought it was funny)

     
  49. Gaknight

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    Welp not sure I want to watch anymore