Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This country is so fucking stupid. Somebody bomb us already.
     
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  2. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    What in the actual fuck
     
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  3. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    hopefully he's deep cover antifa and its poision
     
  4. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Botox is literally poison.
     
  5. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed A Succulent Chinese Meal
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    yeah, i thought about a caveat to that but you know what i meant

     
  6. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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  7. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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  8. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  9. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Vaccines are poison!

    Actual poison? Sign me up!
     
  10. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    Internet broke many ppl's brains. They were better off only knowing how to do their shitty jobs and go to Applebee's on Friday nights.
     
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  11. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Oh people are still going to Applebee’s, I drove past one last night after a grocery run, there was a fucking line out the door for what I could only assume was dine-in. Of all the ways to contract Covid, seriously?
     
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  12. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    the internet is one of the greatest and worst achievements of our lifetime.
     
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  13. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    What a way to go. Browsing FB while waiting on your lukewarm salad.
     
  14. theregionsitter

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    My wife is 32, she hangs with about 8 different “girlfriends” in Columbus

    all 8 but her regularly get Botox

    I won’t let her do it, Instagram has f’d these women up. Their faces are going to be dead rubber by 45
     
  15. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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  16. RavenNole

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    Such great leadership
     
  17. DollarBillHokie

    DollarBillHokie Usher is the worst
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    About the only time I was able to breakthrough the Fox News machine with my gf’s parents was when I casually mentioned “it’s weird they keep having a radiologist on instead of a disease or lung expert”
     
  18. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    yeah. Mine is 37 and most of her friends do it and now she is thinking about doing it in her forehead. It’s weird because I think most men prefer a natural look, but women keep making themselves look fake.
     
  19. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    It's not an attractive look either iyam. When someone smiles and the only thing that moves on their face is their mouth, it reminds me of a clown's face
     
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  20. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Women don't look good for men...
     
  21. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    true.
     
  22. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I’ve got some bad news for you, buddy.
     
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  23. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    That clip is amazing
     
  24. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Trump Tower Chicago last night, courtesy of the United Steelworkers who projected it.

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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    New Zealand just continues to lap the rest of us.
     
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  26. Josey Wales

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    Have you seen polling on unions? I imagine it exists and I seem to recall doing well among workers in 2016, even if their union brass backed Hillary.
     
  27. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  28. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Just wait until he hears what Donald Trump has to say about the Ms. Teen USA pageant!
     
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  29. CUAngler

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  30. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    I’m not aware of anything specific on union polling, but Biden is making much more effort than Clinton. Literally every appearance Biden makes in the Midwest is at a union hall.
     
  31. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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  32. Emma

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    Fuck Ron Johnson
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  34. NCHusker

    NCHusker We named our yam Pam. It rhymed.
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    Seeing a lot of twitter shit about how four years ago people were saying Hillary had a 90% chance to win as if it's some gotcha

    First of all, Comey happened. Second of all, why are we pretending the projections were wrong? 90% isn't 100%.
     
  35. TylerDurden

    TylerDurden Oxygen makes you high

    just projecting pizzagate on everything now
     
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  36. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Some serious fucking off in the caddyshack vibes here

     
  38. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    The second guy was just as bad. “Both sides have facts and numbers...”
    The guy who replied to the insane man was just as much part of the problem as the insane man.
     
  39. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    There are actual medical reasons for Botox though. They can reduce migraines and also jaw pressure. My wife had to get them for that exact reason. Her bite pressure is too strong and she was grinding her teeth in her sleep so the Botox relaxed the jaw. She didn’t get them for any superficial reason and it didn’t affect how she looks.

    /wellactually
     
  40. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    When they dropped the Biden family pictures 2 to 3 days ago - everyone pointed out that the only reason they were doing it was to establish credibility for whatever insane thing they were going to say was also on the laptop 2 to 3 days later…
     
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  41. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Why are Village People songs the only ones they have the rights to play?
     
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  42. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  43. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    another profile in courage from a gop senator

     
  44. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    RIP your penis
     
  45. El Tiburon

    El Tiburon Well-Known Member
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    Not really. He said wife. He’s safe.
     
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  46. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Because they don’t believe that band deserves to have any rights.
     
  47. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Keeping child porn on your hard drive to own the libs
     
  48. Bruce Wayne

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    It's hard to quantify just exactly how fucking stupid some of these people are