I once had to go through a contract with a guy who legally changed his name to Goldfinger. He was a mid 40’s white guy who’s name used to be Ira. His signature on the contract and on his drivers license was I shit you not this...
He'd really have no choice but to be a douche. I'm just glad she isn't pregnant yet and has time to start liking a different name.
Again, this will sound totally made up, but I swear to you that he told another employee that he tried to change it to “Pimp Daddy Goldfinger,” but when he was not allowed to proceed with that he went with just Goldfinger.
I remember my brother had a friend that went by Bex, short for Bexley. But admittedly I can't recall if that was his first or last name. I think last.
Saw a snap story of a soon to be girl named Bexley. Coworker with a daughter named Xailey. A different coworker with a son named Baryck. She revealed that she wanted to name him Bull. Not as a nickname, though. His real name. Can't tell if the little fucker got lucky or not.
Eighteen years of free home internet service, and all they had to do was ruin their kid’s life! #LifeHack
According to NPR, the new parents responded to an advertisement from Twifi, a Swiss-based Internet provider offering to provide free internet for 18 years to anyone who named their child after the service. “Twifus” for a boy and “Twifia” for a girl were the names chosen by the internet provider.
Local animal shelter I follow posted this good boy today. Poor guy not only had what I assume is a terrible owner, but got stuck with a shitty name to boot. Spoiler
If you’re naming one of your twins Ledger because of your passion for all things accounting, why not name the twins debit and credit smh
Ledger for Heath Ledger? Wrenly probably a variation of Wren which is either English or Welsh for small bird. I’ll be that guy and say neither is a bad name.
You see where you're wrong is that both are absolutely atrocious names. I think there's a hidden danger to this thread where it's a thread full of all the worst white kid names imaginable so naturally as youre perusing these terrible names, your brain kinda sets the bar at McKennedeigh 5 pages ago. But Blakeleigh, Ledger, Wrenley and Bexley are still absolutely deplorable names for children. I think we need a page of Daves, Mikes and Catherines every 5 pages or so just as a palate cleanser