Browns Thread: 'Twas fun while it lasted

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  1. Todd Bonzales

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    I still cannot get over that turnaround. Like what the fuck happened? “Walking doo-doo pie” to “laser robot football guy man”.
     
  2. Corch

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    The Bengals were a team we should beat.

    However, I've seen a billion games start like today's did against similar opponents and the Browns find a way to lose those games, almost every time.

    It was super refreshing to see them dig deep and find a W. It makes me think that above all else, we've hired the right guy.
     
  3. Corch

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    Ward and Garrett are great. Ronnie Harrison and Sheldon Richardson can stay. The rest of the defense can fuck off. Spend a trillion in free agency on defense.
     
  4. Todd Bonzales

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    Sheldon playing as consistently as he has since arriving here was not something I expected.
     
  5. dukebuckeye

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    Sheldon and Ogunjobi have been solid. I liked the Clayborn addition as well.
     
  6. Doyle McPoyle

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    Sendejo has been extremely consistent as well.
     
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  7. Doyle McPoyle

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    Consistently a bag of shit.
     
  8. Corch

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    I'm looking at free agents going into next year. I'd like us to seriously consider...

    Matt Judon
    Derek Wolfe
    Von Miller
    Melvin Ingram
    Shaq Barrett
    KJ Wright
    Denzel Perryman
    Pernell McPhee
    Lavonte David
    Anthony Harris
    Justin Simmons
     
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  9. Corch

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    Also, I'd offer a 2nd round pick to Arizona for Isaiah Simmons, I don't know if they'd do it but they can't even get him on the field because he's being coached by the worst defensive coach in history, Billy Davis.
     
  10. tjsblue

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    Whatever his DOC is, it kicked in a little late.
     
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  11. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    I hate to say it, but I finally lost hope in that first quarter. I think it was a real turning point for this team. You’re all very welcome.
     
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  12. Charles DeMar

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    pretty sure he won’t be back next year as long as Delpit fully recovers
     
  13. Doyle McPoyle

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    Even if they have to amputate Delpit's leg, Sendejo should have been shot into the sun weeks ago.
     
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  14. Voodoo

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    Celemo told me about the those albums years ago and I’m thankful
     
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  15. SugarShaun

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    I think it’s because I’m used to the cover so it sounds weird to me
     
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  16. HotMic

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    Quickly becoming one of my favorites





     
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  17. 20/20/20/20

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    I’m marking the Ravens, Steelers, and Titans games down as losses. We’re not on their level.

    The other 6 games are all very winnable:

    Raiders
    Texans
    Eagles
    @ Jaguars
    @ Giants
    @ Jets

    4-2 in those is a 9-7 final record. 5-1 would be 10-6. Win all 6 and it’s 11-5.
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    So 14-2 then
     
  19. Constant

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    You are welcome for DPJ. Please be advised that, as with many skilled wide receivers, he comes with very high diva potential.
     
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  20. HotMic

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  21. The_QCT

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    For some unknown reason, they are trying to play him primarily at MLB. Literally makes zero sense considering his skill set.
     
  22. Tecumseh

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    Eric Reid could poop on an American flag and I'd buy him another one to do it again if he replaced Sendejo.
     
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  23. The_QCT

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    Baker showing up in Berea this morning

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  24. dukebuckeye

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    Of all the defensive position he could probably play, MLB seems like the worst use of his skills

    OLB
    DE
    SS
    FS
    NB
    MLB/CB
     
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  25. dukebuckeye

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    I'd happily pay Earl Thomas $20m to come to Berea and punch Sendejo in the fucking face. And then suit up and take his place in the starting D.
     
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  26. Corch

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    I'm not a big fan of JJ Watt the person but I love this idea.
     
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  27. Celemo

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    A shame Bill O'Brien isn't there anymore, could've got him cheap
     
  28. CTownND

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    I have a feeling PFF Berry is pretty high on him too

     
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  29. HotMic

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  30. 20/20/20/20

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    Problem is Browns as a team only have 11.
     
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  31. Corch

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    Olivier Vernon is dog shit
     
  32. ButchCassidy

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    Saw somebody retweeted Sir Yacht saying the Browns were trying to trade for Adam Theilan.

    Nobody really believes that, right??
     
  33. Brownstown

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    No
     
  34. Corch

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    Sir yacht hasn't steered me wrong yet
     
  35. ButchCassidy

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    Him and Trump are the only reasons we have B1G football
     
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  36. comrade static

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    Big game today. I’m a little nervous. By nervous, I mean I expect us to fuck the Fighting Grudens up.
     
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  37. Corch

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  38. Corch

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    I've never seen a kick do that
     
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  39. comrade static

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    Holy shit at that wind
     
  40. HotMic

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    That sucks, drive was looking great
     
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  41. comrade static

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    If touchdowns are ever scored, I would think there might be some two point attempts instead of extra points because of this wind
     
  42. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

  43. Corch

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    ?
     
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  44. Butthead

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    i was talking about the pass that bounced off landry's hands. i've never seen him drop a ball like that
     
  45. Doyle McPoyle

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    2 sacks for Vernon. What year is it?
     
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  46. Corch

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    That Raiders tackle that's given up two sacks to Vernon is bad
     
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  47. Voodoo

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    Vernon remembered he's a pro football player
     
  48. SugarShaun

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    That’s Sam Young at RT, and he’s awful. Vernon also probably familiar with him from their time in Miami, he’s just trying to bill rush him and it’s working
     
  49. HotMic

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  50. Voodoo

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