Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. NYGator

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    So I went to the store today and it was quite the experience. In addition to seeing several Trump pickup trucks with all the flags driving around, the store was eye opening with MAGA fans. I had to wait in line with them to get in during the pouring rain and inventory on everything is very limited. Lots of MAGA shirts and conversations praising the trucks and talking about being ready for the election. I felt like I was in an entirely different universe that was thinking war was coming. It was very surreal.

    I pretty much took whatever they had. I got a Churchill 612 pump action and a Girsan MC312 TAC, which is a semi-auto shot gun. I got very limited amounts of ammo as apparently that’s even harder to find. Definitely feels weird to be a gun owner. Now I have to learn how to use this stuff. I spoke to the salesman and asked when he thought I would be able to get a Benelli M2 or a Beretta A300 and he said maybe next summer, although it depends on the election. I asked him what he meant and he said, if Biden gets elected they will ban all firearms.

    very strange day.
     
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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  3. Struggler

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    If you’ve never been taught how to handle firearms, please don’t load them. Buy a safe to store them if you have children.
     
  4. NYGator

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    100%. Won’t touch them without lessons. Trying to set that up this week. I have the triggers locked and hidden and the ammo is also hidden.
     
  5. BudKilmer

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  6. Doc Louis

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    Yeah and the video of that guy eating using it is creepy.
     
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  7. Doc Louis

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    Gotta use that wall budget on his way out
     
  8. VaxRule

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    Remember when people took this guy seriously?
     
  9. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Rubio loves giving out layups
     
  10. BleedinGreen

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    Navy Federal ads during football having to list Space Force will never not kill me. We made an entire new branch of the military because an old racist had a fever dream about EMPs or something.
     
  11. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Yeah don’t mess with them if you aren’t sure about what you’re doing. Posted it earlier but my brother in law went and bought a new AR in case things get bad. He’s a Trump supporter so I do hope he has a shitty week.
     
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  12. Doc Louis

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    People used to say the same thing about the Air Force. All those people worried, with their fancy slogans "two Wright's are wrong for this country!" And "if God had meant for man to fly he would've put the sky closer to the ground!". Ultimately, while their opposition was spirited it never quite got off the ground.
     
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  13. Prospector

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    Not one cop or trooper responded to their 911 calls. An hour and a half drive. Not one
     
  14. steamengine

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    This is where I’m at as well

    His is such a good grift. Makes me jealous.
     
  15. portlandspartan

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    And COVID too, unfortunately
     
  16. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    he's 2/3rds right
     
  17. Mayonegg

    Mayonegg Is she funny or something?
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    sorry bud no wizard stuff in the trump thread thank you
     
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  18. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    No like-whore shaming
     
  19. clemsontyger04

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    Trump in cognitive decline. Doesnt even remember who he is running against

     
  20. BellottiBold

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    Comforting to know Walt is losing his mind with the rest of us
     
  21. soulfly

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    It’s breathtaking that Idaho somehow manages to be whiter than Spokane. Fuck Spokane. And fuck Idaho.
     
  22. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    The next 48 hours are going to be stressful as fuck.
     
  23. AIOLICOCK

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    Nah. Pour a bourbon, sit back and enjoy the show. You have the rare privilege of witnessing the peak of this country's catastrophic malicious stupidity.
     
  24. Bruce Wayne

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    Big 14 words vibe
     
  25. The Banks

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    Johnny O nailed it again. Excellent recap of the past 10 months of the Trump administrations response to the pandemic and how 90% of this is all his fault.

     
  26. BudKilmer

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  27. The Banks

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    Little does Oliver know hes talking about a dead man who hasnt been seen in public in over a month. Those 7 co-morbidities finally caught up

     
  28. Bruce Wayne

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    Barr was just greeting protestors at his house the other day
     
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  29. The Banks

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    What he wants you to think
     
  30. Sammy Meatballs

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    that was jfk jr in a Bill Barr Halloween costume

    just throwing people off while he finishes up the mass arrests of the deep state
     
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  31. Redav

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    Hopefully this thread becomes about his post presidency and ultimate imprisonment in 2 days
     
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  32. electronic

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    This is going to drive me insane, and is 100% accurate:

     
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  33. RavenNole

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    would be nice to not have to worry about 4 more of years of fascism and move the discussion to the Nuremberg trials portion of the story.
     
  34. RavenNole

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    anyone who claims they weren’t with him, we have the receipts. Senators like Marco Rubio are the ones I’m looking at. They will claim that they fought behind the scenes which is absolute bullshit. Mitt Romney stood up to trump only if Trump was doing something besides furthering Romney’s own political interests like a radical Supreme Court justice. Besides him, not one republican stood up to him. The attack ads will write themselves against these traitors.
     
  35. timo

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    Thread will undoubtedly slow down in the next couple of years after most of us are sent to a Bill Barr death camp
     
  36. RavenNole

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    So Miami-dade has a curfew and the Trump rally ran way past the curfew. I’m sure nothing happened. Can you imagine if antifa protestors were out past a curfew? Tear gas, assaults and arrests would be cheered on by our fascist in chief.
     
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  37. Ralph

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    I've seen reports that the 911 calls were responded to and the bus was eventually escorted at least.
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/6110370002
     
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  38. Sammy Meatballs

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    receipts don’t matter to their base for the most part. Especially inside the conservative media bubble.

    That’s one of the reasons I think it’s so important that the Biden administration fully investigates, exposes and punishes all the wrongdoers. It needs to be a big fucking spectacle to break into that bubble and they need to do something that’s essentially impossible for most of the Democrats - get the messaging right.

    the other reason I think it’s so important is I want to see Jared Kushner’s head being kicked around like a soccer ball after the guillotine goes to work on the national mall.
     
  39. prerecordedlive

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    Can’t say I feel real optimistic right now.

    The guy across the street that I typically enjoy talking to just hung a giant Trump flag on the side of his house yesterday. Someone else already complained to the HOA and it’s been taken down.

    Silver is once again touting his confidence in his polls while every other pundit is predicting the in-person vote can and will put Trump over the top.

    I need a stockpile of Xanax for the next several days.
     
  40. cutig

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    Who is doing that
     
  41. Josey Wales

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    Wasserman final map with Florida and Texas staying red and the others blue.
     
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  42. RavenNole

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    you watching Fox News exclusively these days?
     
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  43. Artoo

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    Look up your local John Brown Gun Club or Socialist Rifle Association. Learning with them may be a more comfortable experience than learning with some MAGA chuds
     
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  44. prerecordedlive

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    Nah, I've been on an antenna for the last 8 years. I'm subjected to the networks and the CW. :laugh:

    ABC/CBS/NBC are the ones increasing my anxiety.
     
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  45. BudKilmer

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    Benny Shaps getting dunked on provides a small shot of dopamine before existential terror re-grips my heart


     
  46. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    You mean other than Australia, New Zealand and Vietnam, you worthless little bitch?