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  1. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Yeah I new rabies. Their cool animals
     
  2. wes tegg

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    Their dexterity is unreal. I have a friend who had a pet raccoon. She had to put a lock on the refrigerator because it would get inside of it and go to town. It could also unwrap candy.
     
  3. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    The two 8 lb tubs of frozen hot dogs
    How fat the raccoons were
    And everything else about that video also
     
  4. pearl

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    Rapper Eve is aging backwards, she’s 42.

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  5. HotMic

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    TIL she is married to this guy:

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  6. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    That’s...not what I expected.
     
  7. pearl

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  8. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    My grandpa used to have as pet raccoon and he had to lock the refrigerator as well. This was in the 70's and he said the raccoon would do wild things like take all the springs off of the keys from their old typewriter.

    Now he feeds a family of 6 wild raccoons cat food every night. Not as weird as this dude hotdog dude but its still startling when your there and see a raccoon knocking on the door because it's dinner time.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    oh no please Mississippi don’t, go.

    they don’t call Oregon the Mississippi of the PNW for nothing.
     
  10. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Good lord. Best verse in the Hot Boyz remix.
     
  11. HotMic

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    Mine too
    :respek:

    His name was Bandit, and was easily the smartest animal I’ve ever been around.
     
    #33061 HotMic, Nov 14, 2020
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  12. laxjoe

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    Yeah, but how about the raccoon?

    terrible joke. I’ll sit the next few out
     
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  13. AIP

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    I also had a buddy that had one. Named bear, was cool till it hit sexual maturity and then it just wanted to hump everyone and everything and got real aggressive
     
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  14. HotMic

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  15. John Blutarsky

    John Blutarsky Seven years of college down the drain.
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    Lol “about three Kims!”
     
  16. Shinzon

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    This might make him slightly more attractive to Eve (and every other human out there)...

    Eve's husband, Maximillion Cooper, is a British entrepreneur who is worth $50 million, according to Celebrity Net Worth.
     
    #33067 Shinzon, Nov 14, 2020
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  17. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Cool. Doesn’t make the pairing any less jarring.
     
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  18. Shinzon

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    :bird:

    It’s 2020. Interracial relationships shouldn’t be jarring.

    And I know that’s not what you meant. But wasn’t expecting a shitty reaction to my post. So figured a “fuck you“ type response was necessary.
     
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  19. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    yeah, that’s not what I was talking about but whatevs dude.
     
  20. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    You’re a shitty reaction. :crossedarms:
     
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  21. Shinzon

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    Read my edit. And sorry you’re still angry that the Spurs’ unis are hideous :wink:
     
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    It’s a shame that cuts off.
     
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  25. NineteenNine

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  28. a.tramp

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    I know I am a little late but it also looks like a raccoon walked across them tittays.
     
  29. bigred77

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    I'm more upset that there are actually people named 'Maximilian' in this world
    I thought that was just a movie thing or something
     
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  31. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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  32. Fusiontegra

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  33. infected donkey

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    I don't want to know your name I just want bang bang bang!
     
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  34. Gambler

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    Did you think he'd be taller?
     
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  35. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Ebaum’s world!
     
  36. DUCKMOUTH

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  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  38. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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    Posted just above you fwiw
     
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  40. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  41. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  42. I<3privatedances

    I<3privatedances enjoys himself in the champagne room
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  43. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Cosmic ray fission seems pretty rare
     
  44. ned's head

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  45. buckwild

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  46. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  47. One Two

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    Owsley was the mountain lion just not hungry or something?
     
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  48. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    both on some Owsley imo