Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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    I think of all the social injustice warriors on the right Candace Owens has done more to radicalize people I know than anyone else. Maybe tall Ben.
     
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  2. Vito Corleone

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    Candace Bigsby is the right wing's Horcrux that they lean on when their ignorant opinions sound racist or anti-feminist.

    She is both a black American that strives to diminish black voices as relevant and a woman that tries to masculinize any gender issue. She is the griftiest grifter.
     
  3. Truman

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    By far it's Shapiro, Prager, Jordan Peterson imo

    Owens just gives dumb bigots a permission structure to lean more into their bigotry
     
  4. Bruce Wayne

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    :pffft:
     
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  5. BlazingRebel

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    Personification of man
     
  6. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    has this been discussed anywhere?
     
  7. bro

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  8. Josey Wales

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    “The last idiot that was here” should precede every statement in the first term.
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    Nah fuck it, I'm 5'8 and I'm cool height shaming when the target is Ben Shapiro.
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    cliffs?
     
  11. NCHusker

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    Ben wrote a novel that's cringe as fuck for countless reasons
     
  12. Doc Louis

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    So that makes Melania the new ... Ahhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  13. Hawks11

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    Isn’t this good news? I hate Trump, but I agree with this.
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    Got to keep them fired up and angry about something that is completely irrelevant to their lives or else they combust.

    My favorite is when they get triggered when (insert fast food restaurant) announces they will sell meat alternative item.

    GET THE FUCKING SHIT AWAY FROM MY BIG MAC. IF THAT COMMUNIST PATTY TOUCHES MY ALL BEEF PATTY MY KIDS WILL COME DOWN WITH THE GAY.
     
  15. Vito Corleone

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    Feels better talking about gender politics rather than the constant and obvious rise of a fascist and autocratic police state at least
     
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  16. Jc6

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    Seems like something that requires a thoughtful approach. Cutting baiting and ducking out without any plan can only end one way.

    Are you down for the Taliban & other terrorist organizations storming Kabul after we leave? Are you cool with Afghanistan returning to a safe haven for religious wackadoos (more so than it already is)?

    Keep in mind that Afghanistan has an abundance of rare earth minerals, especially those used in tech. It would be great for the Afghanistan and the tech world if they could become a real country. Letting it turn back into the Wild West is a lose-lose situation.
     
  17. CaneKnight

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    Good Iran should have nuclear weapons
     
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  18. IV

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    Tall Ben is 10/10 slam
     
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  19. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    :resolve:
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  20. Josey Wales

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    The initial vacuum we left by following through on Bush drawdowns is what left a void for ISIS to take over regions. I’m sure this benefits Russia and others in some way

    Even if leaving the region is the right thing to do, a trump admin is exactly the last group of people I’d expect to execute it competently.
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    So how much more time is needed before Afghanistan doesn’t “become a haven for terrorists?” 8 years? 20?
     
  22. jokewood

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    Michigan, Tennessee, and Nebraska will all win national titles in football first.
     
  23. Duck2013

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    No. I won’t go on a rant about it but everything the bush administration did the second Baghdad fell has put us in a no win situation in the region. We should have never gone to iraq in the first place. If we hadn’t, we could have had a decent chance of saving Afghanistan from becoming a failed state for eternity. It will be a breeding ground for terrorist groups and a poker chip for all of the big players in the Middle East. Just like it was pre 9/11.
     
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  24. Duck70

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    Coincidently, they will also become havens for terrorists
     
  25. jokewood

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    Michigan's homegrown terrorists may not have coach on the field intelligence, but by golly do they ever have the want-to.
     
  26. Jc6

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    The world would be a much safer place if GWB would have listened to Colin Powell instead of John Bolton on the EU’s Iranian deal.
     
  27. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    This assumes they are not already. Invalid assumption imo
     
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  28. herb.burdette

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    Don’t sell Michigan’s terrorists short on intelligence. Ted Kaczynski had a masters and PhD in mathematics.
     
  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Ted Kaczynski ain't walking through that door.
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Much like Ann Coulter, he was radicalized in the Ivy League* and only came to Michigan for the smoking hot coeds.


    *The term Ivy League being used very loosely for Cornell.
     
  31. Butthead

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    Ann is into those corn fed boys eh
     
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  32. JGator1

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    Greenwald is such a fucking douche, long thread from Collins who has done some great work

     
  33. ~ taylor ~

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    You've heard about Michigan's fantastic sweet corn, and that it is better than the feed and ethanol corn grown in Nebraska and Iowa? Nice!
     
  34. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    i truly love corn smack talk
     
  35. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  36. herb.burdette

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    All they grow in Michigan is cherries, and it’s why they play such terrible defense.
     
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  37. Butthead

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    "masculinity in crisis" from toads like ben shapiro and jordan peterson reminds me of when my parents' marriage was in crisis because gay people might legally be allowed to marry
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    Ohio's most plentiful crops are nuts you can't eat and couples who walk around with their hands in the back pocket of their significant other's jean shorts.
     
  39. herb.burdette

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    Cargo shorts, preferably camouflage pattern.
     
  40. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    As a married man, my advice to gay people wanting to get married was always “be careful what you wish for.”
     
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  42. Josey Wales

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    Which party hates normal, every day Americans again?
     
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  43. Josey Wales

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    Casual jacket wide open in the Oval Office pic.

    He looks like the personality of Bradley Cooper’s character in Wedding Crashers.
     
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  44. Cornfed Buffalo

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    :gfa:
     
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  45. double RL

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    He's about 5'8". He may be a little southern fratty, but not too much. He's very likeable in real life. His online persona is what sucks.
     
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  46. bro

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    This sounds like denial
     
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  47. Duck70

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    Iowa corn is so shitty that the only thing that eats it is your car.
     
  48. joe-

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    red oak iowa is America’s lead meth exporter

    people forget that
     
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  49. double RL

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    I feel confident in saying trump is trying to do as much of the shit he ran on in '16 as quickly as possible. He's seemingly trying to leave office and say he actually accomplished something, or maybe he thinks he can stay if he suddenly does what he was supposed to. I think the Iran thing and troop withdrawal are part of that.

    It reminds me of when my mom came home from work when I was in high school and I started frantically doing the dishes before she walked in so I didn't get grounded.