Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  2. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    He looks ill
     
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  3. AIOLICOCK

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    Are we doing the thing where we act like Dolly Parton doesn't suck?
     
  4. Doc Louis

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    He looks like when Dave Chappelle wears white makeup
     
  5. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    huh? Everything I’ve read about her she seems like a decent person.
     
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  6. Craig Pettis

    Craig Pettis Que será será motherfucker
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    you shut your dirty whore aioli hating mouth
     
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  7. AIOLICOCK

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    She literally owns a pro-confederate amusement park.
     
  8. IV

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    In fairness much of the south is a pro-confederate amusement park
     
  9. bertwing

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    Guys we know ale is a giant miserable cunt, let’s move on
     
  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Irony much? Didn’t you have a meltdown because a racist Covid truther you knew passed away of Covid? You don’t even try to hide your hypocrisy.
     
  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    That was a good time. Forgot about that
     
  12. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Damn it!
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    Guys that situation is different because they were friends and the racist zombie truther was a really nice dude once you got to know him.
     
  13. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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  14. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Consider the source. He probably kicks puppies.
     
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  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  16. AIOLICOCK

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    Do I contradict myself? Then I contradict myself, I contain multitudes. More importantly; regardless of whether I do or don't, it doesn't make Dolly Parton not suck ass.
     
  17. BudKilmer

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  18. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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  19. Bo Pelinis

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    My kids literally got free books in the mail every month.
     
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  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    That's poor wording, but the idea that all these books were given out completely free isn't correct. Skip to about 53:00
     
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  21. bro

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    :facepalm:

    can we not fucking tear down Dolly? Just take a break one time
     
  22. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Given the massive and ever increasing wealth inequality in this country it's probably a healthy thing to not have heroes you think aren't worthy of skepticism imo. /shrug
     
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  23. Bo Pelinis

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    On the flip side it's probably not a bad thing to look at examples of goodness and kindness and ackowledge them for what they are.
     
  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I mean pperc had a better argument about her getting somehow credit for helping vaccine research, she basically gave money to a university like a ton of philanthropists do and people just want to oddly put her on a pedestal. That's awesome she donated, but so did likely thousands of other people. The Gates Foundation really should be the one we heap praise upon since they committed a ton of money to scale the manufacturing process of these vaccines quickly.
     
  25. Bo Pelinis

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    For sure but we can't even bring up Bill Gates ITT without him getting shit on.
     
  26. bro

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  27. Crepeswithasmile

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    that's because that Gates feller wants to shoot us full of mind control meds and put a gps up our asses.
     
  28. Doc Louis

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    :runforrest:

    Depends on which six flags are being flown...
     
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  29. Doc Louis

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    Fuck the Gates foundation!!!

    For example...
     
  30. Josey Wales

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    A voting rights act will now be more controversial than green jobs. Fuck us.
     
  31. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    We’ve all got to admit that it was pretty awesome of Bill Gates to piss on us after he set us on fire.






    :awesomeface:
     
  32. ButchCassidy

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  33. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I am so fucking tired of our country being run by 70 and 80 year olds at every level of business and government (because 40 and 50 year olds keep empowering and enabling them).

    Go. The. Fuck. Away.
     
  34. Josey Wales

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    That seemingly came and went very quietly.
     
  35. Where Eagles Dare

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    yeah, was there even a bit of a challenge?

    Fuck Nancy and Chuck
     
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  36. PeterGriffin

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    Again, who is doing this voting, the new congresspeople aren’t sworn in yet, what is this?
     
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  37. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The boomers will never relinquish power until they get revenge for not being their parents. Never.
     
  38. DuckKin

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    For how much the Republicans hate Pelosi she must be doing something right.
     
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  39. bertwing

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    Democrats hate her too because she’s worthless
     
  40. PeterGriffin

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  41. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Defending Dolly Parton is a hill I'm prepared to die on.

    [​IMG]
     
  42. steamengine

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    Didn’t she date Dinesh D’souza or whatever when they were young weirdos in the first bush admin?
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    He has a type. Ann, Ingraham. Basically Nazis
     
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  44. IV

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    that’s down from 70% isn’t it?
     
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  45. steamengine

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    Maybe I was getting them contused
     
  46. herb.burdette

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    Pelosi struck a deal in 2018 with the group of representatives who challenged her in 2016 and were prepared to do so in 2018. They withdrew their 2018 opposition in exchange for an agreement she steps down after the 2022 election.

    The next two years are going to be a scramble to see who raises the most money and then consolidates power.

    There is no heir apparent. Pelosi’s leadership team of Hoyer and Clyburn have been there since 2003 and 2007. All three will be over 80 years old in 2022.

    Cheri Bustos will step down from leading the DCCC fundraising arm. She almost lost her 2020 race in the IL17.

    Ohio’s Tim Ryan challenged Pelosi in 2016 and lost 134-63, but he has no real power base in the House.

    Six of the top ten fundraisers in the House in 2020 were Republicans. Top Democrats were:

    Pelosi was 5th at $21.2
    Schiff was 6th at $17.4
    AOC was 7th at $17.2
    Portman was 9th at $14.7
     
  47. bro

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    Pelosi dying or retiring without it a young semi-progressive heir apparent will be very embarrassing.
     
  48. IV

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    how fucking nuts would it be if Pelosi became president due to extended certification, then died of covid, who is president after that?
     
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  49. Truman

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    Whomever she named as VP
     
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  50. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Someone else who might die of COVID first. Damn pidgins
     
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