Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  2. wes tegg

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  3. Truman

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    2020 in a nutshell

     
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  4. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Totally legal
     
  5. Can I Spliff it

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    I've probably posted this before, but it should be rewatched, I think



    Because...jesus, looking at things today
     
  6. PeterGriffin

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    Quite upset that the headline didn’t read “Kyle Rittenhouse, in jailhouse stabbing....”
     
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  7. Anison

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  8. MtOread

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    These details have a distinct Handmaid's Tale-prequel vibe.

     
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  9. PeterGriffin

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    Kind of swing and a miss, Pompeo definitely should have gone with the Be Like Mike Doctrine.
     
  10. bro

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  11. bro

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  12. Doc Louis

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    Or partnered with someone there named Isaac. Because when it comes to international doctrines, everyone loves Mike n Ike's
     
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  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    The pile of empty judge seats that Mitch will piles up over the next 4 years will be astonishing.

    The GOP will essentially have filled virtually all the judge openings since 2000 outside 2008-2010
     
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  14. JonathanCoachman

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    Pompeo went to visit an archaeological dig that is run by people whose goal is to find evidence proving the authenticity of The Old Testament. I feel embarrassed for everyone involved.
     
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  15. shawnoc

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    Like looking for Noah’s ark and stuff? Or the Garden of Eden?
     
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  16. IV

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    You know they actually found Troy, hail Athena
     
  17. JonathanCoachman

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    I guess. Maybe the skeleton of Methuselah which will have scientific evidence that he did indeed live to be 969 years old.
     
  18. Trip McNeely

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    Probably trying to find evidence of Joshua's conquest of Canaan, which archaeology has already shown did not happen.
     
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  20. Vito Corleone

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  21. Phil Connors

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    Now that’s a super spreader
     
  22. JonathanCoachman

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    This country can’t afford to lose any doctors.
     
  23. —

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    This is my favorite Lou Holtz memory

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  24. The Banks

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    Looks like the oak island guys found their new grift
     
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  25. Truman

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    T&Ps for Louis Holth
     
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    Did you know that all modern animals are the result of incestuous breeding because Noah only had room for one male and one female of each species? Wild stuff and really makes you think.
     
  27. Truman

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  28. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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  29. Hank Scorpio

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    Gat damn!

    She's easily a senator if she wants to be. I think she'd be the ultimate measure of the viability of a progressive presidential candidate.
     
  30. Truman

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    I love when these idiots try to take pot shots at AOC to show off for their base and end up getting murked. They’ll never learn
     
  31. Vito Corleone

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    My major optimistic difference I see between her and Bernie running is this impeccable ability to communicate via social media. The GOP and their regressive, faith, anti-intellectual, faux American Exceptionalism, tribal mindset wouldn't work nearly as well against someone that can accurately and aggressively communicate and denounce GOP talking points in less than 140 characters.

    She wouldnt write fucking letters addressed only to GOP committee leaders to voice the party's disdain
     
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  32. cyclist

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  33. ned's head

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    On a heater today

     
  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I can't find the Tweet, but someone screencapped some guy going off in the replies of a fairly innocuous tweet. One lady replied "this man woke up and chose violence." That's what AOC is doing to these hacks tonight. :laugh:

    Edit: found it,

     
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  35. laxjoe

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  36. laxjoe

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    I think I want him to try and commit suicide after he’s convicted rather than before
     
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  37. Redav

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    It's going to be nuts when Trump starts the pardoning phase of this
     
  38. IV

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    At least we’ll get to jokingly scream law and order over and over
     
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  39. Bo Pelinis

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    AOC clearly been listening to Willie Taggart.
     
  40. IV

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    explain
     
  41. Bo Pelinis

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    Do something. She doing something
     
  42. laxjoe

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    Susan Collins is already disappointed but trusts that he’ll learn his lesson
     
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  43. Duck70

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    Real talk, does Susan Collins have parkinson's? Her voice sure does sound like it
     
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  44. Redav

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    He's going to be pardoning people for shit we don't even know about
     
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  45. Hank Scorpio

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    Man, reading a refresher on the circumstances behind Hitler's rise to power has me all kinds of depressed/nervous about the current state of affairs. Too many similarities.
     
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  46. laxjoe

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    I herby pardon (x person) for...well...I can’t wait for you all to see this one
     
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  47. IV

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    Couple positive differences

    1. Military relationship is way different
    2. Population can coordinate in much different ways
    3. Much more diverse overall population