HoF [REDACTED] v2.0: FUCK...We suck again!

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  1. Daddy Rabbit

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  2. Silky Johnson

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    I guess I don’t mind taking a chance on Smyly extrapolating his 2020 out for a full season, but not for $11 million. That’s kinda prohibitive for us.
     
  3. FightingCock

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    Depends on the size of our budget this year
     
  4. Fuck this

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    Need to sell more IPA’s now
     
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  5. Festus McBadass

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  6. Louis Holth

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  7. Louis Holth

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    And I try to post the way Lou would want to post. I don’t try to copy any other posters style, unless trying to confuse the Russians, in which case I’ll borrow stuhly’s keyboard.
     
  8. Reggie Washington

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    Soooo he's the next Rickey Henderson?
     
  9. Louis Holth

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    Can you not read? He’s the next Vaughn Grissom.
     
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  10. Degausser

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    Our boy's got some flow now

     
  11. Clown Baby

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    Let’s bring him home

     
  12. Silky Johnson

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    Great hashtag. Beautiful flow.
     
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  13. PrinceWimbley

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    Seems like it would have been a lot easier to sign Morton if we hadn’t spent $11 million fucking dollars on Drew Smyly.
     
  14. Tobias

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    the other interesting part of that article is that we are expected to make a multi year offer to marcy
     
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  15. bamasam09

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    Braves are also looking at trading for Blake Snell.
     
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  16. jrmy

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    Are we going for it
     
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  17. FightingCock

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    I hope the fuck so. The offense is there. Sidenote, still want Puig if he's not chalked up to covid. #statistics
     
  18. Clown Baby

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  19. Clown Baby

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    Can’t believe we would tie up this much money in veteran pitchers this close to Christmas. Braylee and Chevin are going to be devastated.
     
  20. Louis Holth

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    Damn we’re really going for it this time.
     
  21. Tobias

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    seems like we still have enough for marcy or springer tbh
     
  22. Daddy Rabbit

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    REIT futures must be up
     
  23. Louis Holth

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    Not to mention they’re trying to cut Bryse from the rotation plans.
     
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  24. Louis Holth

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    So if we get Ozuna back, this was a solid ass off season.
     
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  25. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
     
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  26. Tobias

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    braylee and chevin this christmas:

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  27. Clown Baby

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    Feels good to redeem ourselves for the Nate McLouth trade all these years later
     
  28. Louis Holth

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    This still feels like an extreme overpay. Braves are essentially setting the market this offseason. Fortunately, Soroka, Fried and Anderson means Morton and Smyly are largely rotation fillers and inning eater guys. Would have preferred a more durable guy like Stroman for one of those roles, but I like to see we’re aggressive early.
     
  29. jrmy

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    You did not just call Charlie Morton an inning eater
     
  30. jrmy

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    Tobias come get your lesser half
     
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  31. Louis Holth

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    Well I’m saying that’s the role he’s almost filling at this juncture in his career and he’s obviously not capable. With the big three healthy he’d likely see a start in a seven game series and that’s it.
     
  32. Louis Holth

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    Jrmy you non reading ass bitch. Don’t ever text me again asking me for my quiche recipe for your impromptu Covid brunch.
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    Bro, Morton would start game 1
     
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  34. FightingCock

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    I think, more than anything, it gives us options and Veteran . However, we still have Touki, Bryse, Newk, and Folty we need to something with. Obviously we don't care to rely on them, so why not deal them?
     
  35. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Folty is a free agent.


    We appear to be one of the few teams with money to spend.
     
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  36. Clown Baby

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    Not giving up on Bryse or Touki yet. Move Newk to the pen
     
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  37. ashy larry

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    stroman’s thrown 200 innings twice times louis
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'll be 38 and just had an ERA in the high 4s. Covid whatever, he's old
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    He'd been lucky to start game 3 for us this year
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    Shut the fuck up, stuhly. He’s the only guy with playoff experience prior to this season.
     
  41. Where Eagles Dare

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    Good thing we had this season and now our guys have playoff experience. Dumbass
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    I don’t understand how some of y’all can cry about us not spending money then when we do complain that we didn’t spend it on guys who aren’t actually free agents.
     
  43. Tobias

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    maybe you should look up what he did in the playoffs last year
     
  44. Festus McBadass

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    Would have been cool to run him out there instead of Kyle Wright. Maybe we could have won the WS.
     
  45. Louis Holth

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    He’s thrown at least 184 innings every year since being established outside of one ineffective season. I’d rather have him as a veteran rotation guy. Morton feels a lot like Hamels to me.
     
  46. Louis Holth

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    I’m still not upset about Morton and Smyly. I just hope they can both stay healthy next season. Still thinks it’s positive we’re spending money. Wonder if a FF extension happens this off-season.
     
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  47. Tobias

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    lou i know we are partners in business and life but i will not hear any slander of braves legend cole hamels
     
  48. Festus McBadass

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    Hamels was a Philly double agent sent here to sabotage us.
     
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  49. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Morton was nasty in the postseason and has made 30 starts in back to back full seasons. Acting like he's cole hamels is absurd.
     
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